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Jay ay Beee
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American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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July 22, 2002, 03:50:58 AM »
Ok lol don't get mad at the title
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early
retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his
full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to
select any pair of points he wished.
The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension clerk to
measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He
walked out with a check for $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to measure from
the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out
with a check for $960,000.
The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told the
pension man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis
all the way to my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
received.
The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right. Go ahead and
measure".
The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better get a
medical officer to do the measuring.
The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did.
The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis
and began to work back.
"My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"
"Vietnam," the general replied.
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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LMAO
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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lol...vietnam vets are crazy...right nima?!
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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lol
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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lol...vietnam vets are crazy...right nima?!
oh shit dont remind me....
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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July 22, 2002, 08:45:26 AM »
lmao
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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July 22, 2002, 09:32:07 AM »
LMAO. That was really funny.
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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July 22, 2002, 10:01:48 AM »
thats some funny shit. Not what I expected.
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Re: American in 'being clever' shock (funny)
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July 22, 2002, 02:22:31 PM »
hahahahahahaha
funny stuff
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