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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2005, 03:19:14 PM »
the two funniest things on that show to me are when the robber says "yoink" or when nelson laughs.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2005, 08:15:22 PM »
lol those lines are hilarious....but to me the simpsons are a lot about visual stuff also....like when that tall guy is riding in that little car in a parade and nelson laughs at him, the tall guy gets out and says are u making fun of my automobile in a real nerdy voice. or when they have the radioactive man auditions and nelson tries out for fallout boy and he doesnt make it. so he says his patented haha! in the mirror and then he says ow! that hurt. lol shits hilarious
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2005, 04:54:42 AM »
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2005, 04:58:51 AM »

Damn i remember where it happened.. but not what it was..

i think bart + lisa snuck in to see a horror movie and bart makes a quip about it corrupting minds or something...

anyone got a clue what i'm waffling on about? lol
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2005, 07:02:53 AM »
there's this april fools episode where homer is hospitalized because of bart and bart is reminiscing about all the times he pissed homer off....it was just atleast 2-3 minutes of non stop "DOH"....its not a line but its the most hilarious bit of the simpsons i can remember



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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2005, 08:52:09 AM »
"do you want yo change your name to homer junior? the kidz can call u hoju" - Homer sayin that to Bart
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2005, 10:11:08 AM »
the episode with cypress hill : who ordered an orchestra? i mean someone ordered an orchestra? somebody when they where  high..cypress hill i'm looking in your direction...yeah i think we did,do you know insane the brain?
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2005, 12:24:00 PM »
TOO MANY GOOD ONES. IT WOULD TAKE ABOUT 2 PAGES :banana_trippin:

Bart if we had 10,000 dollars we'd all be millionaires and could buy all kinds of usful things like...love

After Apu gets shot yet again

Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying

I'm gonna party like its on sale for $19.99

After Homer pushes Bart out of the way and takes his batism

Bart: Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: (speaking softly)
Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned Flanders: Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!

Manjula: [Waking Apu up] Apu, it's 4:00 am, your late for work.
Apu: [Wakes Up] Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
Manjula: Oh, no you don't. Not 'til [the 8 kids are] out of college.
Apu: Listen, I'll die when I want to

Apu: Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Homer:(after Bart gets accused of stealing) How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing.

Homer: So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

Bart writing on chalk board on opening credits.
sponge bob is not a contraseptive



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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2005, 11:35:50 PM »
millhouse:
bart remember when your dog ate my gold fish, then you tried to cover it up by saying i didnt have any?? But why the bowl bart? why would i have the bowlll..???
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2005, 02:30:41 PM »
Homer going to be a missionary:

'I Don't even believe in Jebus.........Save Me Jebus!!!'

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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2005, 02:56:49 PM »
Quote from: z_dizzle on September 15, 2005, 08:52:09 AM
"do you want yo change your name to homer junior? the kidz can call u hoju" - Homer sayin that to Bart
LMMFAO!!!
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2005, 04:57:21 PM »
"I would like to thank jebus" ---homer

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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2005, 06:19:29 PM »
Quote from: z_dizzle on September 15, 2005, 08:52:09 AM
"do you want yo change your name to homer junior? the kidz can call u hoju" - Homer sayin that to Bart

LMAO
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2005, 06:59:08 PM »
another good one

"me fail english? thas unpossbile!" by ralph wiggum

and the one my mom and sister luv

"lisa is a nut; she has a rubber butt; when she turnz around, it goez 'putt putt'"

lol
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2005, 09:06:12 PM »
I saw one today where Homer and the fam tried to get in to Flanders' storm shelter and he said "i knew this would happen so I made it for both our families" and Homer says "No deal, get out!"

He's the best.
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