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wen i wake up not in my bed.
...when you throw up.
Quote from: white boy aka That Crazy Nucca on October 01, 2005, 11:27:11 AMwen i wake up not in my bed.Quote from: Bez on October 01, 2005, 11:44:35 AM...when you throw up.... when you got all kinds of cuts and scratches but you can't remember how they got there.my friend woke up the otherday with a blue/blackish spot on his nose. no one knows how it got there.
haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha. this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples. this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
when you fuckin run through a screen door.
I knew a dude that did that except no one was sleeping. I think there were about 5 of us that were in the bedroom smoking a blunt, the guy busts in, unzipped his pants, and started pissing in the closet all over clothes and shit. I'm glad it wasn't my place. He usually drinks beer but when that hard liq hits his stomach, he gets stupid. One time I was driving him and two other guys home after a party, and all of a sudden, they all start fist fighting in the car while I was going 55mph down the highway. I'm glad I don't drink.
haha, my dad was telling me about one time my uncle and him passed out at my uncle's gf's (now wife) house and that they had the baby in the living room and my uncle was so drunk that he thought the crib was a toilet and he pissed in the crib, my dad had to pull him away, lol