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Prisoner Sues God !!!
« on: October 19, 2005, 05:59:31 AM »
Prisoner sues God

A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

"But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.

But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 05:59:55 AM »
 :(
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 06:02:44 AM »
lmao at this shit ;D
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 06:31:30 AM »
That's good
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2005, 06:58:45 AM »
ppl are crazy.... funny at the same time
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 08:03:39 AM »
thats absurd
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 09:46:16 AM »
bet he ate sum romanian chicken
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 12:15:29 PM »
I bet u guys 10 to 1 God'll be a prick like usual and wont pay up.
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2005, 01:32:00 PM »
Quote from: doubletrouble on October 19, 2005, 05:59:31 AM
The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

You got that in writing?
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2005, 01:55:53 PM »
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 04:08:26 PM »
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Re: Prisoner Sues God !!!
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 04:12:20 PM »
Quote from: J bananas on October 19, 2005, 12:15:29 PM
I bet u guys 10 to 1 God'll be a prick like usual and wont pay up.

LMAO


AHAHAH LMAO @ this thread too
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