West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on March 02, 2009, 10:32:23 PM
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our hw was to have one prepared for class tomorrow, it can't be dirty or racist, what ya got dubcc, lets see if your joke can make it to my classroom
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Look in your pants.
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Look in your pants.
owned. close thread. we have a winner no homo
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Your homework was to have a joke prepared? How old are you?
Look in your pants.
owned. close thread. we have a winner no homo
:laugh:
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Does whoever get the biggest laugh get to play with the flinstones phone?
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of course...
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knock knock...
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
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or you could just google one... :stupid: :P
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ok.
So a dude is standin on the side walk wearin a trench coat and underneath hes got nothing on, so 3 old ladies walk past him and he flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second one has a strooke and the third one cant reach.
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^that is dirty as fuck lmao!
can it be a riddle?
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^that is dirty as fuck lmao!
can it be a riddle?
lol true but its funny as fuck
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what do u call a chinese virgin?
tooyung
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what do you call a german virgin?
guttentight
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what's the difference between a faggot and a waiter??
the waiter pushes you today's menu and the faggot yesterday's menu
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^that is dirty as fuck lmao!
can it be a riddle?
lol true but its funny as fuck
lol word 8)
whats the difference between a hammer & a malot?
well i dont remember it all, but YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE! :P ;D
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why cant you starve in the desert........
BECAUSE OF THE SAND WHICH IS THERE !!!
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WHATS THE MOST ADVANCED FORM OF AIDS?
PRESIDENTIAL AIDS AHAHAHAHA
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no^^^^
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Why do women get pregnant and not men???
Because it hurts and they deserve it :P
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Have you heard of the midget prostitute?
She went up on her first customer the other day :P
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Alright final one...
A guy approaches a women in a bar and asks her if she'd like to see his clock. She's puzzled but says sure. That's when he unzips his pants and pulls it out. The women looks at the man and says that's not your clock it's your cock.
He replies back with a smirk on his face and says, it can be my clock if you put your hands and face on it :laugh:
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
Doggystylin
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if you do it properly this ones funny
whats the difference between a cow and cow with mad cow disease?
normal cow - moooooooooooooooooooooooo, mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mad cow - MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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our hw was to have one prepared for class tomorrow, it can't be dirty or racist
that rules out NIK.
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
Doggystylin
Doggystylin who?
A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
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WHY DID THEY CALL IT PMS?
BECAUSE MAD COW DISEASE WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
HAHAHAH
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
Doggystylin
Doggystylin who?
exactly...
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
Doggystylin
Doggystylin who?
exactly...
:laugh:
use that one for class! ;D
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whyd the redneck cross the road??
His dick was stuck in a chicken.
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lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.
"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."
then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"
NO HOMO! :P
or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"
"WHO?"
"I.P. Daily" ;D
knock knock...
whose there?
Doggystylin
Doggystylin who?
exactly...
:laugh:
use that one for class! ;D
lol
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A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
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you know that joke about the boy who had cancer?
he died.
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you know that joke about the boy who had cancer?
he died.
LOL
FUCKED UP & ICEYYYY COLD! :-X
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Q: How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend?
A: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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HAHA ^^^^ Classic
A man comes home to find his wife dressed in sexy lingerie, "Tie me up" She purred, "And you can do anything you want", So he tied her up and went to the football. ;D
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HAHA ^^^^ Classic
A man comes home to find his wife dressed in sexy lingerie, "Tie me up" She purred, "And you can do anything you want", So he tied her up and went to the football. ;D
i like the real life-ness of that one. :P 8)
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A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
???
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A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
???
ahhhh, cant get that shit son! 8)
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A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
???
ahhhh, cant get that shit son! 8)
his horse name was Friday.
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What do rednecks do for Haloween? Pumpkin
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A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
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ahhhh, cant get that shit son! 8)
his horse name was Friday.
;D 8)
word.
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what do you call a planet without evil?......................... planet without the caucasian race
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How do you define confusion?fathers day in the hood
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what do you call a planet without evil?......................... planet without the caucasian race
good one.
its kinda like "what do you call a president who doesnt gain 95% black vote?"
McCain 8)