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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on December 01, 2007, 10:55:30 PM
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....and the vomit wasn't mine.
That's when you know you had a good night.
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LMFAO
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How far away were you from the start point ?
I knew I should have sent out a search team !
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How far away were you from the start point ?
I knew I should have sent out a search team !
It wasn't necessary. My brother filed a missing person report on me lol
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LOL sounds dope 8)
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Lol, been there done that (never with somebody elses vomit though).
The funniest thing happened to my friend: he was so drunk that he didn't enter his apartment but simply decided to sleep on this huge ass parking lot that's in front of his apartment buliding. He even took all his clothes off (luckily for every human being he left his boxers on) and covered himself with couple of leaves. The best thing is that he is really tall and bulk, so nobody could not have seen him.
I still piss my pants when he talks about it when we're high or drunk.
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Lol, been there done that (never with somebody elses vomit though).
The funniest thing happened to my friend: he was so drunk that he didn't enter his apartment but simply decided to sleep on this huge ass parking lot that's in front of his apartment buliding. He even took all his clothes off (luckily for every human being he left his boxers on) and covered himself with couple of leaves. The best thing is that he is really tall and bulk, so nobody could not have seen him.
I still piss my pants when he talks about it when we're high or drunk.
lol thats funny.. I had all my clothes on at least. My fucking suit is ruined though.
I went into the house and looked in the mirror, it looked like I was kidnapped and beaten up or something. The side of my head fucking hurts too. Either somebody hit me for being a drunk asshole or I fell down and hit my head on the concrete. I got all these aches and pains and I don't know why lol
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i was at a party ~ 3 years ago with a few friends, me and one of them were pretty drunk sitting in a chair, next thing i know he looks at me in the face and throws up all over me, i end up crawling to the front yard of the house and pass out under a tree where people are balancing beer bottles etc on my head, then i wake up the next morning in my boxers under some dudes car out the front of the house
doesn't really get more fucked up than that
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I still piss my pants
:)
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Arguably the best thread title of 2007.
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LMAO! You's a fool, my man.
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LOL. Reminds me of the scene in Beerfest when the dude woke up naked in the field with blood all over him...
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What were you sippin on?
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i woke up once in an elevator in a creepy building shit i was scared as fuck dude told me that a bunch a people used the elevator and i was there sleeping
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haha sounds like my kinda night
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The internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when you're playing beer pong. I think it's safe to say I lost:
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778411_687.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778410_396.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778431_603.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778413_1679.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778432_1729.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778440_3722.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778434_2835.jpg)
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looks like a fun game, how do you play?
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If you can't remember last night, how do you know the vomit wasn't yours?
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Pray nothing pops up on YouTube.
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(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778413_1679.jpg)
LMAO
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lmao great pics
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(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778413_1679.jpg)
LMAO
That one is gonna haunt me
If you can't remember last night, how do you know the vomit wasn't yours?
Hmm....could of been, but I think I would of woke up to the taste of throw up if that happened. I could be wrong though.
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The internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when (http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778434_2835.jpg)
You're a funny character ;D
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Drunken stories are the best... except for the vomiting on the clothes part. I had to help carry a buddy from the car to his house after a party and the fucker threw up on a leather jacket that I had just bought that day. I'm still pissed at that....
As for passing out... After a small party at my house I once woke up on my kitchen floor, found my glasses under my sofa, the front door & the backyard kitchen sliding glass doors wide open and throw up all over my front lawn....
I've got some full length drunken stories up on my Myspace page... 8)
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LMAO at those pics ;D
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If you can't remember last night, how do you know the vomit wasn't yours?
Yeah, I´m wondering abiout that too. Better believe that it is yours. I rather have my own vomit on my cloth than that of a stranger.
And LOL @ those pcitures, They´re priceless. Better not show them your boss. Props.
As for alcohol stories, I went out once (years ago) with a couple of friends and were heavy drinking the next thing I know I wake up some strange place with people around me and I´m only wearing my pants. I remember that I tried to talk to them but couldn´t form a single sentence. Then, it seems, I fell asleep again or passed out or whatever. Then I finally wake up again (around 7am). Apparently, those people that were around me were nurses and I was in the hospital for acohol poisoning. LOL There was vomit ALL OVER my pants, I didn´t even bother thinking about whose vomit it was cause I was still drunk. They let me go and I´m standing outside not knowing where I was. I had no clue where I was and was still really drunk. So I just headed into some direction and finally recognize the area and take the tube home. I was sitting on a saturady morning 7 to 8 am in the tube with vomit all over my pants and still drunk. When I came home I just went straight to bed and slept for like 12 hours. When I woke up my mother asked me where I had been and I told her the story and, to determine my alcohol level, they took blood in the hospital and i had a band aid on my arm. My mother thought that someone gave me drugs. LOL Then I call the friends that I was with and ask them what happened and they were like "Oh dunno, all of a sudden you were gone." lol
Had to pay for the fucking ambulance to pick me up and I believe that the nurses took money from my wallet. I didn´t touch acohol the next few days but the next weekend I was out drinking again. Was a good thing though cause since then I know when to stop.
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LMAO @ the pics..funniest shit ive seen in awhile 8)
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Now I'm hearing all kinds of wild shit from my brother's friends because some of those young motherfuckers were there. I guess I pissed a grip of people off so they tied me to a chair and I somehow hit the floor and knocked out right there. That would explain why my right hip and the right side of my face have been killing me.
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damn sik
nice way to get that fuckin stress off though
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That's why we need a dubcc get together.
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Arguably the best thread title of 2007.
who else but sik too!
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Arguably the best thread title of 2007.
who else but sik too!
Hilarious title and story
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i woke up in hospital with a drip in my arm a few weeks back, got tested for brain damage and they threw my shirt out coz it was soaked thru with vomit. thats how u no u had a good night.
plus i had 2 fiiiiine nurses checkin on me.
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damn, never been that drunk. A blackout is the worst thing that has happened to me, but I never ended up in strange places.
Funny story/pics though!
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lol them pictures had me rolling :) drink does the funniest things to us..
i remember a few years ago i was in Italy Ski'ing over New Years with my family and some friends.. cause of the general coldness out there we was drinking all the hard spirits and liqours to warm our body up instead of just drinking beers like i usually do.. anyway half way through the night i walk outside because i feel kinda sick next thing i know i come too and im collapsed in the huge mountain of snow, dusted what i cood off but by that time i was already cold and wet so stumbled back found the bar we was in, got my room key went to bed :(
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LOL...Those pictures are priceless. It would have been funny to see you tied up in the chair though.
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Damn...I didn't know so many people couldn't handle themselves when they drink. I don't get drunk that easily, and when I do, it's never to a point of no control.
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LMAO! You's a fool Sikomaniac!
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Damn...I didn't know so many people couldn't handle themselves when they drink. I don't get drunk that easily, and when I do, it's never to a point of no control.
Its not a case of not handling your drink, everybody has their limits on how much they can drink.. its once you've passed that mark by alot is when strange situations happen.
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The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
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Damn...I didn't know so many people couldn't handle themselves when they drink. I don't get drunk that easily, and when I do, it's never to a point of no control.
Its not a case of not handling your drink, everybody has their limits on how much they can drink.. its once you've passed that mark by alot is when strange situations happen.
I feel ya, but I never let myself get that rocked..Around here, it's usually the 16 year old high school girls who let that shit happen to them. One time, this bitch got so tossed at my pad that we found her layin naked on the bathroom floor like she was dyin. Had to give her a shower and dress her up (cute lil body with nice perky tits. young breezy, though.). Another time, some bitch was drunk in my back seat as I was cruisin down the 101 and she just started pukin' everywhere. I never let that bitch anywhere near me after that. That's why I can't picture myself getting to that point...
SIK is definitely on some funny-style shit, though.
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This happened two weekends ago...
My homies and I got off work around 11:30pm and headed back to my house to get our drink on before we head to the bar. Knowing that the bars close here at 2am we had to get down to business. My homie and I drank a 26er, which is 26 shots of vodka in 40 minutes in vodka waters. We head to the bar by 12:30 and kept drinkiing triple vodka waters no lie. It's after last call and we're so sauced, this girl i had been hollering at was near by and had been drinking and wanted to hook up. So i met with her and her girls and went back to her friends place. We get back, one of her girls is puking, i dont remember it. And we hit this fold out couch and start proceeding to get down. Apparently just before we did, i was on top doing my thing and she said out of nowhere i flopped on her and passed out. She was saying my name thinking i was joking but i hadn't moved in a couple minutes. So she starts trying to get me off of her cause she figures the nights over. But i'm total dead weight. She said after about a five minute struggle she got me off though.
I woke up the next morning, sat up and had no clue where i was. I'm looking around and then the blankets start moving next to me and i start tripping out. Her head pops out and it starts coming back to me. The best part is I look down and my dick is hanging out of my long johns lol. I wore them the night before to work, cause we were doing valet outside and it was hella cold. I hadn't noticed though until the room started filling up with her friends.
There's my piece,
chill
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The internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when you're playing beer pong. I think it's safe to say I lost:
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778411_687.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778410_396.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778431_603.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778413_1679.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778432_1729.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778440_3722.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778434_2835.jpg)
LMAO SIK YOUR MY HERO, DRUNK PEOPLE ARE FUNNY :banana:
http://www.youtube.com/v/5YcDAthRAJo
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lol, looks like you had a blast dude. I got fuckin annihilated last weekend as well.
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The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
Sadly at the age of 22, I'm still at that point. But seriously, I usually have self-control in public.....USUALLY. The thing is, I've been busting my ass with school and work the past 2 months (I haven't even went out on the weekends) and I finally had a day off where I could bang out and just go fuckin crazy so I took the opportunity. I figured, this party is only 5-6 minutes away from my pad, so I'll get wasted, and have someone drop me off at my place. Unfortunately, plans did not go accordingly, but fuck it I had a blast.
New updates I heard: some dude I ran into at CSUN today told me he was there and said the guy throwing the party was pissed because I broke his vacuum cleaner.
My question to him is: why the fuck do you have a vacuum cleaner out during a party you're throwing?
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The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
Sadly at the age of 22, I'm still at that point. But seriously, I usually have self-control in public.....USUALLY. The thing is, I've been busting my ass with school and work the past 2 months (I haven't even went out on the weekends) and I finally had a day off where I could bang out and just go fuckin crazy so I took the opportunity. I figured, this party is only 5-6 minutes away from my pad, so I'll get wasted, and have someone drop me off at my place. Unfortunately, plans did not go accordingly, but fuck it I had a blast.
New updates I heard: some dude I ran into at CSUN today told me he was there and said the guy throwing the party was pissed because I broke his vacuum cleaner.
My question to him is: why the fuck do you have a vacuum cleaner out during a party you're throwing?
buy him a dust buster to replace his vacuum
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The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
Sadly at the age of 22, I'm still at that point. But seriously, I usually have self-control in public.....USUALLY. The thing is, I've been busting my ass with school and work the past 2 months (I haven't even went out on the weekends) and I finally had a day off where I could bang out and just go fuckin crazy so I took the opportunity. I figured, this party is only 5-6 minutes away from my pad, so I'll get wasted, and have someone drop me off at my place. Unfortunately, plans did not go accordingly, but fuck it I had a blast.
New updates I heard: some dude I ran into at CSUN today told me he was there and said the guy throwing the party was pissed because I broke his vacuum cleaner.
My question to him is: why the fuck do you have a vacuum cleaner out during a party you're throwing?
Don't sweat it.... That's the right age to go through that phase. Just try to grow out of it the best you can the more you climb up the 20's ladder. :)
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The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
Sadly at the age of 22, I'm still at that point. But seriously, I usually have self-control in public.....USUALLY. The thing is, I've been busting my ass with school and work the past 2 months (I haven't even went out on the weekends) and I finally had a day off where I could bang out and just go fuckin crazy so I took the opportunity. I figured, this party is only 5-6 minutes away from my pad, so I'll get wasted, and have someone drop me off at my place. Unfortunately, plans did not go accordingly, but fuck it I had a blast.
New updates I heard: some dude I ran into at CSUN today told me he was there and said the guy throwing the party was pissed because I broke his vacuum cleaner.
My question to him is: why the fuck do you have a vacuum cleaner out during a party you're throwing?
Tell him to stop being a vagina
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This happened two weekends ago...
My homies and I got off work around 11:30pm and headed back to my house to get our drink on before we head to the bar. Knowing that the bars close here at 2am we had to get down to business. My homie and I drank a 26er, which is 26 shots of vodka in 40 minutes in vodka waters. We head to the bar by 12:30 and kept drinkiing triple vodka waters no lie. It's after last call and we're so sauced, this girl i had been hollering at was near by and had been drinking and wanted to hook up. So i met with her and her girls and went back to her friends place. We get back, one of her girls is puking, i dont remember it. And we hit this fold out couch and start proceeding to get down. Apparently just before we did, i was on top doing my thing and she said out of nowhere i flopped on her and passed out. She was saying my name thinking i was joking but i hadn't moved in a couple minutes. So she starts trying to get me off of her cause she figures the nights over. But i'm total dead weight. She said after about a five minute struggle she got me off though.
I woke up the next morning, sat up and had no clue where i was. I'm looking around and then the blankets start moving next to me and i start tripping out. Her head pops out and it starts coming back to me. The best part is I look down and my dick is hanging out of my long johns lol. I wore them the night before to work, cause we were doing valet outside and it was hella cold. I hadn't noticed though until the room started filling up with her friends.
There's my piece,
chill
Haha, did you ever hook up with her after that? your shit was probably hangin out cuz they were messin with you while you were passed out...LOL.
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The internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when you're playing beer pong. I think it's safe to say I lost:
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778411_687.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778410_396.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778431_603.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778413_1679.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778432_1729.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778440_3722.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/139/51/546850102/n546850102_1778434_2835.jpg)
LMAO SIK YOUR MY HERO, DRUNK PEOPLE ARE FUNNY :banana:
http://www.youtube.com/v/5YcDAthRAJo&autoplay=0
lmao thats fuckin awesome sik
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This happened two weekends ago...
My homies and I got off work around 11:30pm and headed back to my house to get our drink on before we head to the bar. Knowing that the bars close here at 2am we had to get down to business. My homie and I drank a 26er, which is 26 shots of vodka in 40 minutes in vodka waters. We head to the bar by 12:30 and kept drinkiing triple vodka waters no lie. It's after last call and we're so sauced, this girl i had been hollering at was near by and had been drinking and wanted to hook up. So i met with her and her girls and went back to her friends place. We get back, one of her girls is puking, i dont remember it. And we hit this fold out couch and start proceeding to get down. Apparently just before we did, i was on top doing my thing and she said out of nowhere i flopped on her and passed out. She was saying my name thinking i was joking but i hadn't moved in a couple minutes. So she starts trying to get me off of her cause she figures the nights over. But i'm total dead weight. She said after about a five minute struggle she got me off though.
I woke up the next morning, sat up and had no clue where i was. I'm looking around and then the blankets start moving next to me and i start tripping out. Her head pops out and it starts coming back to me. The best part is I look down and my dick is hanging out of my long johns lol. I wore them the night before to work, cause we were doing valet outside and it was hella cold. I hadn't noticed though until the room started filling up with her friends.
There's my piece,
chill
Haha, did you ever hook up with her after that? your shit was probably hangin out cuz they were messin with you while you were passed out...LOL.
Yeah two nights later made up for it. It's all good if they we're messing with me, they're all pretty dope,
chill
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Whoever added that music to the series of pictures, you made a funny topic even more hilarious!!