West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Acgrundy on May 31, 2005, 01:41:58 PM
-
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. hahahaha
What are 3 things you can't give a black man?
a black eye, a fat lip, and a job. hahahahaha
btw I'm not racist, I just don't like anyone.
-
and if I knew jokes about white people I would tell them too.
-
LMAO. I've heard those before but they never get old.
-
Damn that's fucked up but funny at the same time. You got any Samoan jokes?...lol
-
Q: What is a Favorite Car Amongst Samoans?
A: Olds-mo-pill 4-4-2
???
-
why did the black girl with dyarhia get scared?
A: she thought she was melting
-
Sorry Sik...I didn't get that one...We Samoans are not only fat and ugly, but a lil bit slow too...lol
-
Sorry Sik...I didn't get that one...We Samoans are not only fat and ugly, but a lil bit slow too...lol
I thought you would get it because I sure as hell dont lol
-
why did the black girl with dyarhia get scared?
A: she thought she was melting
lol i never heard that one
-
why did the black girl with dyarhia get scared?
A: she thought she was melting
LMAO, thats fucked up.
-
Q. What do you call a fat, Chinese midget?
A. Chunk
Q. How do you get a one arm Pollack out of a tree?
A. Wave at him
-
Q. How come Mexicans don't have checking accounts?
A. Because you're not allowed to sign your name in spraypaint.
-
Why do mexicans have tamales on christmas?
so they can have something to unwrap.
-
hahahaha.......lmfao......that shit is classic and i never heard it before.........
-
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
No idea; but it can sure pick lettuce.
How do you define "confusion"?
Father's Day in South Central
-
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
-
[quote author=^ReLentLess^ link=topic=77896.msg828429#msg828429 date=1117609694
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
No idea; but it can sure pick lettuce.
LMMFAO! thats one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a LONG time.
-
That was a lame predictable joke :P
-
That was a lame predictable joke :P
thats pretty much the point...
-
How do a family of Aboriginals get a family portrait ?
Jump in the back off a pick up and run a red light
-
Q: Why dont mexicans do well at the olympics??
A: coz every1 who can run, jump or swim is in the US
peace
-
Q: Why dont mexicans do well at the olympics??
A: coz every1 who can run, jump or swim is in the US
peace
lol
-
Q: How do you get 12 black people in a volkswagon beatle?
A: throw in a welfare check....
Q: how do you get them out....
A: throw in a job application
-
How do you get 10 Jews in a German car?
2 in the front,3 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.
-
That was a lame predictable joke :P
sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable. and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another. the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.
-
Q. Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
A. So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
-
the octopus and lowrider one's i've heard had grapes instead of luttuce,but it's funny either way
What does is say on the inside of every black persons lips?
A:: inflate to 33 lbs
-
That was a lame predictable joke :P
sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable. and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another. the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.
I just wanted to throw a white joke in :D Predictable vs. Seen
What grade you in now ???
-
Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
Cause jews only have 10 fingers.
-
whats the difference between black people and snow tires?
A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
what is faster then a black guy with a tv?
A:his brother with a vcr
Why is life like a bag of jelly-beans?
A: Everyone hates the black ones.
What do you say if your T.V. is floating in the night?
A ; Drop it Nigger
What do you get when you have 3 mexican, 1 chinese, and 3 blacks in a line?
A: A sprinkler (spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga)
what do you call a black minister??
A: HOLY SHIT
How was break dancing invented?
A: When Black people were trying to steal hub-caps off of cars while they were moving
Why did the black guy say fee, fi, fo, fum?
A: He was giving out his address - #3541.
Why do drug companies put cotton on top of their products?
A: To let black people know they picked cotten before they sold drugs
How do you drown a black person?
A: Pop his lips
-
LMAO at this thread .. keep it going 8)
-
That was a lame predictable joke :P
sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable. and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another. the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.
I just wanted to throw a white joke in :D Predictable vs. Seen
What grade you in now ???
well c'mon come with something better than that. I seriously would like to hear some good white jokes. and I'm back in 9th grade now where I keep it crackin. me and all my 15 year old friends get crunk wit it and watch GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT videos. YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
-
LMAO@ all the jokes
kain's was the wackest tho for reals
-
What do you call 1 what guy surrounded by 50 black guys?
coach
-
Q. Why are black guys palms white?
A. From leaning on the police car too much
Q. What do you call a white guy w/ no legs and no arms in a box?
A. Cracker
-
Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who's driving?
A. The Policeman
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.
You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's got a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q1: How do you get 12 black man in a volkswagon beatle?
A1: Throw in a welfare check
Q2: How do you get them out?
A2: Throw in a job application
Q: Whats the definition of confusion?
A: Father's day in Harlem.
Q: Difference between a black man and a pizza??
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is stevey wonder always smiling?
A: He doesnt know he's black.
Q: What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go into a store without robbin.
Q: Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
A: Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot!
Q: What begins with n and ends with r that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour
Q: Why do Greeks and Italians wear gold chains around their necks?
A: So they know where to stop shaving!
Q: Why do black people smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
I shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...hes been hanging there for years.
peace
-
Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek?
They won't be working in the future either
What does a blonde's doorbell sound like?
Bim-bo-bim-bo
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
A man comes home and sees his girlfriend packing his bags,so he asks her why. She answers: 'because I heard you are a pedophile!' Man then says 'Pedophile? That's a difficult word for a 10 year old girl!'
'No son, cannibals don't exist anymore....we ate the last one yesterday.'
-
Q: How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed
A: Put velcro on the ceiling
-
wats does a black man and sperm have in common?
1 in a million works
-
Q.why jews do have big noses?
A. because air is free
Q.why italians do have big noses?
A.because they got big fingers