Paddy comes home from work early and finds his wife in bed with another man. He starts shouting and franticly pulls out a gun and holds it against his own head. His wife begins laughing, and paddy yells dont you laugh bitch... your next!!!
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A blonde in a sports car skids off the road into a ditch. The farmer runs over and says: “Don’t worry babe, you’re not the first to ride into that ditch, but I’ve never pulled a pregnant woman out of there before.” The woman replies, “I’m not pregnant” The man then says, “Yeah and your not out the ditch yet”
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A man is walking through the African Jungle, when he decides to visit a jungle brothel. He sees a sign in the brothel which reads, ‘Jungle Roulette’. “Whats that?” the man asks the barman. “Well” the barman says “its where there are six girls who want to give you head and you chose one of them.”
“Oh” replies the man, “Whats the roulette bit about?”
“One of the girls is a cannibal” the barman smugly replies
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New research shows that 75% of men are allergic to latex condoms.  Apparently is causes the mans ‘member’ to swell severely.
What’s the fucking problem?!

 

A man goes into a pharmacie asking for 100 condoms.

2 little girlies laugh a little because of that

angrily the man turns around sayin "I think I gunna buy 102 of them"


lol

I had to translate this BS... maybe it sounds retarded. so what? I dont giva fuck.

all of those were good, except the blonde one, and 7even's was wonderfully black

i think all of those suck, no offence

micheal jackson, bill clinton, and a bunch of kids are flying on a plane, the plane starts having problems, and starts going down, bill clinton yells to micheal, theres only 2 parachuts so only me and you are going, micheal goes what about the kids, bill clinton responds, Fuck the kids, micheals like, do we have time...

i think this one sucks big time, no offence

i think all of those suck, no offence

not my jokes, so none taken  

I got em out of the paper

great dane, that was funny as shit, and i dint think the my joke was bad...

NO offence to anybody just a joke ight

ders a russian guy, a armenian guy, a american guy, and a mexican guy.thay all get on a plane. the russian guy drinks a half a bottle of vodka and throws the bottle away. the pilot asks why did u throw the bottle away? the russian guy says cuz me have alot of it in russia. then the armenian guy drinks half a bottle miniral water and throws the bottle away. agian the pilot asks why did u throw the bottle away? the armenian guy says cuz he have alot of it in armenia. then the amrican guy picks up the mexican guy and throws him out the plane. everyones like why did u do dat? he say cuz we have alot of them in america.

lol

fuck that rasist ass shit ese they shoud kick u out of here vato

yeah...
fuck that