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Title: I woke up this morning in Compton with a black eye and a bloody nose...
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 13, 2009, 12:38:24 AM
....but the last thing I remember was going to a homie's house in Whittier. We were taking shots of Patron and one of the homie's told me to ride with him to get another bottle. So I hop in his ride and that's the last thing I remember.

I wake up around 8:30am and I had a major headache and I noticed blood stains on my shirt. I look in the mirror and it looks like Brock Lesnar introduced his fist to my beautiful face. Oh.....and I'm in some girl's house that I didn't know. She was cool though. She fixed me breakfast and told me that she didn't remember what happened, but that I was hitting on her the whole night and jumped into her pool with all my clothes on.......which explain why water was all inside my watch. She said my homie told her he was gonna stop by her place in Compton since it was her birthday and she was throwing a party.

Luckily she gave me a ride back to Whittier so I could get my car. I didn't have the keys in my pocket so I assumed they were at the homie's house......but he wasn't home. So I'm thinkin I'm fucked when I look in his bushes and see my keys.

So now I'm missing $35, the shoe lace on my right Nike, and my wife beater that I wore under my t-shirt. I got a black eye, the side of my head is real swollen too and I got bruises on my left bicep and my ankle has been killing me.

I haven't talked to anyone from the party today, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I'll post up the breaking news as it comes in.

I just hope that it was all worth it and I had a good time.......because I'm really not sure if I did.
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on July 13, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
The Hangover 2 "Sik's Odyssey"
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Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on July 13, 2009, 01:00:58 AM
The Hangover 2 "Sik's Odyssey"
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Post by: Roccy on July 13, 2009, 01:02:29 AM
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb123/benbangblog/knocked_the_fuck_out.gif)  ;D
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Post by: Digital Pimpin' on July 13, 2009, 01:33:45 AM
The Hangover 2 "Sik's Odyssey"
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Post by: AnybodyKilla on July 13, 2009, 01:47:12 AM
That's fuckedddd up lol. I'd get to the bottom of it right away haha. I wouldn't wanna be battered up and not know what happened for days!!!
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on July 13, 2009, 01:49:54 AM
hahahaha, as long as your dick aint burning, its all good!

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Post by: Jaydc555 on July 13, 2009, 01:55:50 AM
Hahahahahaha!that's awesome.I eagerly await the news
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Post by: Kool Beenz on July 13, 2009, 02:31:08 AM
Xanax is one hell of a drug huh?
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Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on July 13, 2009, 07:27:10 AM
You should of worked your game on that lady.
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Post by: QuietTruth on July 13, 2009, 07:46:27 AM
LMFAO
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Post by: ikke on July 13, 2009, 08:15:47 AM
real dude weres my car momentxD
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Post by: Þŕiņçë on July 13, 2009, 09:17:03 AM
I've never been drunk enough to blackout and forget stuff.


lol@ finding your car keys in bushes though lmao what the fuck
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Post by: OchoCinco on July 13, 2009, 09:23:48 AM
haha, update son.
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Post by: big mat on July 13, 2009, 10:12:43 AM
i think you been anally rapped homie ya ever heard about ghb??
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Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on July 13, 2009, 10:17:53 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh baby want me to kiss your oochie........
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Post by: Meho on July 13, 2009, 10:34:01 AM
One man wolf-pack.
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Post by: Portugoal on July 13, 2009, 10:48:52 AM
hahahhahaha
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Post by: Sparegeez on July 13, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
You ran into Deebo most likely
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 13, 2009, 12:13:54 PM
LOL, you got tossed
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Post by: bananas on July 13, 2009, 12:59:59 PM
That is awesome.
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Post by: Dre-Day on July 14, 2009, 01:52:55 AM
wannabe gangbanger
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Post by: Blasphemy on July 14, 2009, 02:21:48 AM
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb123/benbangblog/knocked_the_fuck_out.gif)  ;D

This and "Captain Chances of Anal rape have reached full likely hood!"
Title: Re: I woke up this morning in Compton with a black eye and a bloody nose...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on July 14, 2009, 04:24:27 AM
Sounds like some ballin ass shit to me
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Post by: cStyle on July 14, 2009, 04:42:03 AM
....but the last thing I remember was going to a homie's house in Whittier. We were taking shots of Patron and one of the homie's told me to ride with him to get another bottle. So I hop in his ride and that's the last thing I remember.

I wake up around 8:30am and I had a major headache and I noticed blood stains on my shirt. I look in the mirror and it looks like Brock Lesnar introduced his fist to my beautiful face. Oh.....and I'm in some girl's house that I didn't know. She was cool though. She fixed me breakfast and told me that she didn't remember what happened, but that I was hitting on her the whole night and jumped into her pool with all my clothes on.......which explain why water was all inside my watch. She said my homie told her he was gonna stop by her place in Compton since it was her birthday and she was throwing a party.

Luckily she gave me a ride back to Whittier so I could get my car. I didn't have the keys in my pocket so I assumed they were at the homie's house......but he wasn't home. So I'm thinkin I'm fucked when I look in his bushes and see my keys.

So now I'm missing $35, the shoe lace on my right Nike, and my wife beater that I wore under my t-shirt. I got a black eye, the side of my head is real swollen too and I got bruises on my left bicep and my ankle has been killing me.

I haven't talked to anyone from the party today, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I'll post up the breaking news as it comes in.

I just hope that it was all worth it and I had a good time.......because I'm really not sure if I did.


hahahaha entertainment at the highest level  ;D :D ;D
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Post by: Big B on July 14, 2009, 06:28:01 AM
i dont know where any of those places are but lol.
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Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 14, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
Passed out, black eye, swollen head, bloody, covered in water....


Meg really did a number on you Sik lol
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Post by: 2euce 7even on July 14, 2009, 02:41:08 PM
in CPT?c´mon man...i dont blieve that shit.

u neva been 2 bompton blood... ::)
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Post by: Sir Petey on July 14, 2009, 02:52:04 PM
that shit sounds like an awesome weekend.

as long as your ass dont feel loose then you should be good go put some ice on your dome.


try running down the street real fast if your bootyhole whistles then someone raped you if it dont your good.
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Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 14, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
in CPT?c´mon man...i dont blieve that shit.

u neva been 2 bompton blood... ::)

I have a million times. Its the hood alright...and this IS Sikotic we're talkin about lol. But it aint like goin to Compton is unheard of.
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Post by: Roccy on July 14, 2009, 03:33:12 PM

as long as your ass dont feel loose then you should be good go put some ice on your dome.


try running down the street real fast if your bootyhole whistles then someone raped you if it dont your good.

LOL, experience?
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Post by: Sir Petey on July 14, 2009, 03:40:25 PM
yeah thats the noise that came from your pops after i fucked him in his ass with a broomstick and sent him back home to your moms.
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Post by: Roccy on July 14, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
yeah thats the noise that came from your pops after i fucked him in his ass with a broomstick and sent him back home to your moms.

some bad fantasies you got, you should get checked out.  (http://www.marijuana.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif)
Title: Re: I woke up this morning in Compton with a black eye and a bloody nose...
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 14, 2009, 04:19:05 PM
in CPT?c´mon man...i dont blieve that shit.

u neva been 2 bompton blood... ::)

I have a million times. Its the hood alright...and this IS Sikotic we're talkin about lol. But it aint like goin to Compton is unheard of.
Compton isn't that bad of an area anyways. If rappers were from Bel Air, they'd try to convince you that its horrible. Compton used to be way worse 10-15 years ago, but they've "cleaned it up" so to speak.

So new info: I dived in the shallow end of someone's pool with all my clothes on which may explain why my face is all fucked up. Two guys had to take me out of the pool because I was unable to do it by myself. Cool thing I learned was the cute chick took my clothes off for me..........I haven't been shitting blood so that's a good sign. I also found a cut on my back and my left elbow has been killing me.

I think I've learned my lesson this time. Whenever I hit the books like a motherfucker I never allow myself to have fun. So the moment I get an opportunity to enjoy myself afterwards, I go crazy. That's not good so I'ma balance my work/fun load to prevent myself from disfigurement and death lol.
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Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on July 14, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
I think I've learned my lesson this time. Whenever I hit the books like a motherfucker I never allow myself to have fun. So the moment I get an opportunity to enjoy myself afterwards, I go crazy. That's not good so I'ma balance my work/fun load to prevent myself from disfigurement and death lol.
That's crazy talk. What's the point of working hard if you can't challenge death on your spare time?
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 14, 2009, 04:27:25 PM
LOL.. he does this shit, but then he's scared to thizz at a rave :grumpy:
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Post by: Þŕiņçë on July 14, 2009, 04:28:42 PM
sometimes in public bathrooms when im pissing i like to walk backwards and see how far i can get before i start missing
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Post by: Sikotic™ on July 14, 2009, 04:38:04 PM
LOL.. he does this shit, but then he's scared to thizz at a rave :grumpy:
Thizzin is so outta style, homie. Liquor is ageless.

One of my goals for the summer is to hit up a rave so I don't know if "scared" is the right word.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 14, 2009, 05:28:11 PM
LOL.. he does this shit, but then he's scared to thizz at a rave :grumpy:
Thizzin is so outta style, homie. Liquor is ageless.

One of my goals for the summer is to hit up a rave so I don't know if "scared" is the right word.



thizzin will never go out of style 8)


ur right about liqs being ageless, though. i feel much shittier the next day when i drink than when i thizz, though, so i dont drink as much as i used to.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on July 14, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
Word, son. My hard liquor days are on hiatus.
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Post by: white Boy on July 14, 2009, 06:49:48 PM
One man wolf-pack.
this shit had me crackin up