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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: tommyilromano on October 23, 2004, 05:03:34 PM
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Pretty funny..
http://americangirlsareeasy.com/book/
I am off to watch the Sox-Cards game. Thank God for the AFN network.
ps-the one about Italians is BS but I am hlaf Spanish as well so I guess im just half bad.
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Munich Wealthiest city in Germany, one of the most perfect cities in Europe, home to Oktoberfest.
8)
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When there aren't any rules to follow, they're happy to make up a few. If you're surrounded by Germans, you're likely to hear the phrase, "Noooo, it is not possible," repeated several times.
Sometimes Germans make these "rules" just to argue with you. A German man thinks arguing is fun.
He's used to dealing with practical, direct Germans so he's not going to pick up on your desperate subtleties.
LMFAO... so true, huh 7even?
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^^ only things that I think arent true at all / extremely exagerated:
-having NO humour
-being absolutely unpolite
-can't see through BS
the rest is pretty much the case
A German man will know many gory details about your country. In fact, he can probably name more American state capitals than the majority of Americans. He'll assume you know basic history (Everyone in his country does.), so to stop from coming across as a moron, try to fake your way around things you're unfamiliar with.
:D
more about my city: http://americangirlsareeasy.com/guides/europe/germany_munich.shtml
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My own country = Afghanistan 8)
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everyone knows that afganistan is HARDLY a country anymore
Afghanistan =51st state
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What's that with those Dutch names? I've only heard of 2 of them :laugh:
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nothin much about scandinavian men, but props for site ;)
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lmao, that italy part is so true at points
Italy is home to the deadliest road on earth: the Autostrade (highway) between Rome and Naples. Traffic lanes are undivided and hookers line the shoulders waiting for customers. Collisions result from a lack of respect for basic traffic laws and perhaps gawking at the women. Driving Schools in the country have to be mafia fronts because everyone on the road drives like a 16-year-old boy who got his license last week. Merging is a race, not a cooperative effort; signs and lights are merely suggestions. Moped drivers maneuver in ways we wouldn't even attempt in a video game.
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Italians leave no stone unturned when it comes to theft... and there's no shortage of creativity either. The examples we're going to give aren't secondhand stories about a friend of a friend of a friend. We have plenty of those, but we're sticking to theft stories that happened to us or to people close to us.
The most popular type of theft in Italy is the "is-it-really-worth-it?" theft. It's theft so petty you'll think it was just an accident. It was just five cents. He couldn't have ripped me off. Sorry, he did. If fact, when you buy something from an Italian store, in addition to being shortchanged, it's likely you'll be overcharged and pickpocketed as well.
Next in line for theft popularity is "help-me-I'm-severely-pathetic" theft. Gypsies wander the streets, often with a young baby (or a doll dressed like a baby), begging for money. These ladies look so hopeless you'll instinctively reach for your wallet to sooth your big, bleeding heart. You really shouldn't encourage the scam, though. It's not uncommon for babies to be kidnapped, used to get pity money then tossed somewhere. Plus these woman's looks of desperation have been fine tuned with years of practice.
We saw a beautiful, pathetic child cupping her hands and extending them to cars stopping at a tollbooth. She was so adorable that we leaned out the window and handed her a sandwich from Subway. Apparently sandwiches aren't a common donation. The little girl looked puzzled for a second. Then her desperate plea vanished and she turned to a sleek BMW parked behind the tollbooth, raised the sandwich and shrugged. A hand from the BMW waved her over. Apparently a family was proudly watching their six year old rake in the bucks and Daddy got hungry.
Third, is traffic light theft. When you pull up to a stoplight, some guy with a squeegee and a bucket of dirty water will start washing your windshield. You can tell him to stop, you can turn your windshield wipers on, you can even rev your engine threatening to run him over, but if he can find a way to continue cleaning your windshield, he will. After he's done, he'll come to your car window and hold out his hand for money. If you pay him, you were suckered out of $.50. If you don't pay him, he'll key your car and you'll be an even bigger sucker.
some more truth. nothing crazier than Catania or Napoli
When meeting his mom, emphasize how close you are to your own mother. In fact, call your mom a few times every hour to flaunt that closeness. When eating pasta at his house (a house he is sure to share with his mother, father, sisters, brothers, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles and cousins), compliment mama on the spectacular food. Ask for the ingredients in the sauce. Choose one in particular and harp on it. For instance, say: "Oh, basil! That's what it is. Mom makes her sauce exactly the same way, except the basil. Hold on a moment while I ring her." Then grab your cell phone, press number one on your speed dial, and have a quick conversation about basil. Be liberal with the phrase "I love you" and don't forget: "I know, Mom. Of course I'm being good." End with a sappy smile and: "Yes, tell the family I love them all. I'll call you soon." After you turn off the phone, hold it by your heart for a moment and gaze into space lovingly
lmao
...props for this
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I am italian....I travelled a lot ....I lived in spain, US, Canada, England and of course Italy; I have seen so many countries and let me tell you: I have never seen something so stupid like this book. There are names that doesn't even exist in Italy and so many things are bullshit.
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I am italian....I travelled a lot ....I lived in spain, US, Canada, England and of course Italy; I have seen so many countries and let me tell you: I have never seen something so stupid like this book. There are names that doesn't even exist in Italy and so many things are bullshit.
lol as for italy, are u from Südtirol or sumthin? the road thing is indeed true in the south, shit u can find four rows of parked cars in Palermo where ure not even allowed to stop and people sneaking in three inch gaps with their mofas. I once was so fuckin close to a car crash with like a 100 mph, me and my parents were driving from cefalu to messina and that was one of the scariest and most close-to-death moments in my life, we almost scraped the mothafucka, cause he popped out from behind a truck and we saw him hella late. and the criminality stuff is far from bs too, have u ever been to a large south italian city? believe me, i know napoli, parts of umbria and puglia, campania, calabria, sicilia and many towns there...of course the name and translation stuff is bs and they play with common clichés, but i don't see how u as an italian won't acknowledge the truth there is to sum stuff. it's not to be considered a serious guide, but it's not bad for the semi-parody it is
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lol, I am Sicilian and I know first hand the driving the girls speak of is dead on. Really we Italians never really got the concept of roads. Maybe thats why I feel so comfortable here in Turkey. Turkish driving is a lot like in Italia.
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lol, I am Sicilian and I know first hand the driving the girls speak of is dead on. Really we Italians never really got the concept of roads. Maybe thats why I feel so comfortable here in Turkey. Turkish driving is a lot like in Italia.
there u have it italianguy. travel south of lombardia for once and then come back and talk that shit lol
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You are here couse you like weast coast, maybe gangsta rap, maybe eazy, nwa and all the killing shit. Probably you like tha game, youk, eminem who want to kill his mother, you like pac who was claming to kill all bad boys family then you complain about italian way of driving. Here we don't have place in wich you cannot go bicouse someone can kill you...you BITCHES.
To all real italian people in the forum (if they are here): qui è pieno di bugiardi ipocriti.
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I live in the south of Italy
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You are here couse you like weast coast, maybe gangsta rap, maybe eazy, nwa and all the killing shit. Probably you like tha game, youk, eminem who want to kill his mother, you like pac who was claming to kill all bad boys family then you complain about italian way of driving. Here we don't have place in wich you cannot go bicouse someone can kill you...you BITCHES.
To all real italian people in the forum (if they are here): qui è pieno di bugiardi ipocriti.
PS
I live in the south of Italy
Ma che stupido sei. Minchia. Perché cazzo sono io un 'ipocrita'? La tua 'argomentazione' di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with bad boy è incredibilmente idiota...questa sezione di WCC si chiama "Tha G-Spot" e qui non si parla di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with Bad Boy. Qui veramente si puo parlare d'Italia e la sua popolazione. Sono io 'bugiardo'? Perché? Perch ho confermato che il modo di condurre nel Mezzogiorno è pazzo da legare? Perch ho detto che Napoli e Catania hanno un problema della criminalita? LOL...oh yeah, and my story bout almost crashin in Sicilia....fizione. tommyilromano...bugiardo di merda lol...fuck off ::)
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Here we don't have place in wich you cannot go bicouse someone can kill you...you BITCHES.
cooosa? that sentence didn't even make no sense lol
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You are here couse you like weast coast, maybe gangsta rap, maybe eazy, nwa and all the killing shit. Probably you like tha game, youk, eminem who want to kill his mother, you like pac who was claming to kill all bad boys family then you complain about italian way of driving. Here we don't have place in wich you cannot go bicouse someone can kill you...you BITCHES.
To all real italian people in the forum (if they are here): qui è pieno di bugiardi ipocriti.
PS
I live in the south of Italy
Ma che stupido sei. Minchia. Perché cazzo sono io un 'ipocrita'? La tua 'argomentazione' di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with bad boy è incredibilmente idiota...questa sezione di WCC si chiama "Tha G-Spot" e qui non si parla di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with Bad Boy. Qui veramente si puo parlare d'Italia e la sua popolazione. Sono io 'bugiardo'? Perché? Perch ho confermato che il modo di condurre nel Mezzogiorno è pazzo da legare? Perch ho detto che Napoli e Catania hanno un problema della criminalita? LOL...oh yeah, and my story bout almost crashin in Sicilia....fizione. tommyilromano...bugiardo di merda lol...fuck off ::)
..che cazzo.. Io ho vissuto in Italia per diversi anni.. E vero..
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...bitchtes, don't make me google translate that shit ;D
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^^ ain't worth it but go 'head, come vuoi :D
You are here couse you like weast coast, maybe gangsta rap, maybe eazy, nwa and all the killing shit. Probably you like tha game, youk, eminem who want to kill his mother, you like pac who was claming to kill all bad boys family then you complain about italian way of driving. Here we don't have place in wich you cannot go bicouse someone can kill you...you BITCHES.
To all real italian people in the forum (if they are here): qui è pieno di bugiardi ipocriti.
PS
I live in the south of Italy
Ma che stupido sei. Minchia. Perché cazzo sono io un 'ipocrita'? La tua 'argomentazione' di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with bad boy è incredibilmente idiota...questa sezione di WCC si chiama "Tha G-Spot" e qui non si parla di west coast hiphop e 2pac beefin with Bad Boy. Qui veramente si puo parlare d'Italia e la sua popolazione. Sono io 'bugiardo'? Perché? Perch ho confermato che il modo di condurre nel Mezzogiorno è pazzo da legare? Perch ho detto che Napoli e Catania hanno un problema della criminalita? LOL...oh yeah, and my story bout almost crashin in Sicilia....fizione. tommyilromano...bugiardo di merda lol...fuck off ::)
..che cazzo.. Io ho vissuto in Italia per diversi anni.. E vero..
"E vero"...di cosa parli?
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They definately have the Dutch names wrong...I don't know where they got them from. I mean, Sofie for a guy? Pleaaaaaaaaaase!
Also, how the fuck are we boring? >:(
They are absolutely right on our knowledge,punctuality and manners though :)
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They definately have the Dutch names wrong...I don't know where they got them from. I mean, Sofie for a guy? Pleaaaaaaaaaase!
Also, how the fuck are we boring? >:(
They are absolutely right on our knowledge,punctuality and manners though :)
yea man those names are more like viking names with Waccar,Tekko.
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the names are all bs, but the rest is from what i can tell mostly on point
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Spanish Men
As far as finding a man in Europe, we recommend spending all your time in Spain and calling it a day. Spain is Europe's best country and everyone living, visiting or just passing through will be the epitome of fun. You'll have a great time with a Spanish man (provided he isn't the one guy in the country we net who mumbles to himself and never goes away). He'll be a bit hairy, but he'll have a great sense of humor and a zest for life you won't find anywhere else.
Yeah, we are THAT cool.
Spanish Driving
Spanish drivers will remind you of the Italians, although not quite as scary. If you're crossing the street in a pedestrian zone, they won't start driving until the red walking man starts flashing. Their light will still be red, but they'll run right through it and God help you if you're in their way.
True, we don't do drive bys but we can still run over your ass.
Spanish Theft
Barcelona is Europe's number one place to rob and be robbed. Everyone we've ever met that's been to Barcelona has a robbery story from La Ramblas or the hostel or anywhere else in the city. People had passports, wallets, cameras, backpacks, money, clothing and shoes stolen. Spanish thieves are damn good at what they do.
Fo sheezy, we are THAT gangsta and more. But gentle gangsta, you won't be noticin we robbed your ass till you reach for your wallet to pay that beer. And if you somehow manage to keep your wallet, we'll be stealing you by charging you 5€ for that beer.
How to Meet Him
If you're looking for a nice Spanish boy, head to a club or a party. These guys hang into the wee hours of the morning and always have a good time. If you find yourself in a touristy district dancing in clubs with no Spanish boys, don't feel bad substituting a tourist for a Spaniard. Everyone who steps into the country is in a fabulous mood so you're going to have a great time with anyone. Even John, the obnoxious Midwestern frat boy, will enhance your appreciation of the country.
It's even easier than that. Just gimme a call.
Spanish Girl Competition
Spanish girls are cool and non-threatening. No worries at all.
And eat plenty of dick.
On the other hand, if a Spaniard asks if you'd like a glass of sangria, say yes and watch them make it. Everyone does it differently. The basic recipe is Rioja wine, sweet liquors, fruity brandy and fresh fruit chilled overnight. It is the world's most delectable drink. Memorize proportions (as there's no set recipe), make it for your friends and family and email us the secret.
Ladies love sangria. And get ready to getcho freak on later, bitch!!!
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Spanish Theft
Barcelona is Europe's number one place to rob and be robbed. Everyone we've ever met that's been to Barcelona has a robbery story from La Ramblas or the hostel or anywhere else in the city. People had passports, wallets, cameras, backpacks, money, clothing and shoes stolen. Spanish thieves are damn good at what they do.
i never got robbed in barcelona BEEYATCH. i got a story tho...not amazing, but it fits...me and a friend of mine were sittin around next to the houses at the back of the mercado de la boqueria, then 2 kids popped up and asked for a cigarette. we said no, cuz we just didn't have any, and when we got up they followed us thru the whole fuckin crowded ass mercado to the ramblas and then asked me for a euro, so i said i didn't have any money and i almost had to scream at him, i think the sentence that got him off was "si tuviera un euro te lo daria" or sumthin, but i swear that took ages and if i woulda pulled out my wallet, well...nothin gentle about this tactic tho....yes you are THAT cheap, lol. but shit like that happens all the time in southern european cities...same in italy at least
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Spanish Theft
Barcelona is Europe's number one place to rob and be robbed. Everyone we've ever met that's been to Barcelona has a robbery story from La Ramblas or the hostel or anywhere else in the city. People had passports, wallets, cameras, backpacks, money, clothing and shoes stolen. Spanish thieves are damn good at what they do.
i never got robbed in barcelona BEEYATCH. i got a story tho...not amazing, but it fits...me and a friend of mine were sittin around next to the houses at the back of the mercado de la boqueria, then 2 kids popped up and asked for a cigarette. we said no, cuz we just didn't have any, and when we got up they followed us thru the whole fuckin crowded ass mercado to the ramblas and then asked me for a euro, so i said i didn't have any money and i almost had to scream at him, i think the sentence that got him off was "si tuviera un euro te lo daria" or sumthin, but i swear that took ages and if i woulda pulled out my wallet, well...nothin gentle about this tactic tho....yes you are THAT cheap, lol. but shit like that happens all the time in southern european cities...same in italy at least
They didn't take your wallet cause they saw you were gangsta too! LOL!!
Nah, i never been robbed here but damn, I've seen it happen lots of times. It's just some motherfuckers waiting for the right time and a stupid tourist. Be aware of your surroundings and you'll never be robbed in Las Ramblas... they'll rob you when you are in a small, lonely and dark street. And rape your ass. :P
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Spanish Theft
Barcelona is Europe's number one place to rob and be robbed. Everyone we've ever met that's been to Barcelona has a robbery story from La Ramblas or the hostel or anywhere else in the city. People had passports, wallets, cameras, backpacks, money, clothing and shoes stolen. Spanish thieves are damn good at what they do.
i never got robbed in barcelona BEEYATCH. i got a story tho...not amazing, but it fits...me and a friend of mine were sittin around next to the houses at the back of the mercado de la boqueria, then 2 kids popped up and asked for a cigarette. we said no, cuz we just didn't have any, and when we got up they followed us thru the whole fuckin crowded ass mercado to the ramblas and then asked me for a euro, so i said i didn't have any money and i almost had to scream at him, i think the sentence that got him off was "si tuviera un euro te lo daria" or sumthin, but i swear that took ages and if i woulda pulled out my wallet, well...nothin gentle about this tactic tho....yes you are THAT cheap, lol. but shit like that happens all the time in southern european cities...same in italy at least
They didn't take your wallet cause they saw you were gangsta too! LOL!!
Nah, i never been robbed here but damn, I've seen it happen lots of times. It's just some motherfuckers waiting for the right time and a stupid tourist. Be aware of your surroundings and you'll never be robbed in Las Ramblas... they'll rob you when you are in a small, lonely and dark street. And rape your ass. :P
so rapin yo ass is 'gentle gangsta'? ok...and yeah i don't look like a tourist in spain unless i got a camera with me or sumthin...unfortunately it said 'tourist' all over my homie's face, body etc lol, so i got them off by speakin spanish and not fallin for their tricks...if u have been to a city like catania, palermo or whatever u really shouldn't tho. but i was told a story bout ur town in malaga, about a boy who left a disco saturday night, vanished for a week, then got found half dead with one kidney taken out...that's shit u usually get in latin america, except that there they'll take out both and leave u dead, but still kinda crazy for europe
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Spanish Theft
Barcelona is Europe's number one place to rob and be robbed. Everyone we've ever met that's been to Barcelona has a robbery story from La Ramblas or the hostel or anywhere else in the city. People had passports, wallets, cameras, backpacks, money, clothing and shoes stolen. Spanish thieves are damn good at what they do.
i never got robbed in barcelona BEEYATCH. i got a story tho...not amazing, but it fits...me and a friend of mine were sittin around next to the houses at the back of the mercado de la boqueria, then 2 kids popped up and asked for a cigarette. we said no, cuz we just didn't have any, and when we got up they followed us thru the whole fuckin crowded ass mercado to the ramblas and then asked me for a euro, so i said i didn't have any money and i almost had to scream at him, i think the sentence that got him off was "si tuviera un euro te lo daria" or sumthin, but i swear that took ages and if i woulda pulled out my wallet, well...nothin gentle about this tactic tho....yes you are THAT cheap, lol. but shit like that happens all the time in southern european cities...same in italy at least
They didn't take your wallet cause they saw you were gangsta too! LOL!!
Nah, i never been robbed here but damn, I've seen it happen lots of times. It's just some motherfuckers waiting for the right time and a stupid tourist. Be aware of your surroundings and you'll never be robbed in Las Ramblas... they'll rob you when you are in a small, lonely and dark street. And rape your ass. :P
so rapin yo ass is 'gentle gangsta'? ok...and yeah i don't look like a tourist in spain unless i got a camera with me or sumthin...unfortunately it said 'tourist' all over my homie's face, body etc lol, so i got them off by speakin spanish and not fallin for their tricks...if u have been to a city like catania, palermo or whatever u really shouldn't tho. but i was told a story bout ur town in malaga, about a boy who left a disco saturday night, vanished for a week, then got found half dead with one kidney taken out...that's shit u usually get in latin america, except that there they'll take out both and leave u dead, but still kinda crazy for europe
They'll try to rob anyone whether tourist or local. But it happens that tourists are a more easy victim, since locals we know what goes down around those places and keep our things under our reach. Matter of fact, most mothafuckas stealing shit are from Morocco, North Africa and South America. And about that story about the kidney... man, you're right, that shit is crazy for Europe, but shit like that it's starting to get usual (as usual as it can get) now that we have southamericans all over the place. We already have gangs here, fucking Latin Kings and so, we never had that shit before.
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^^ sure they'll rob anybody, but they'll go for turistas first for obvious reasons: they are more likely to carry a lot of cash or other things that could be turned into plata (cameras, shine...) and they're most likely a lot less street smart than locals and therefore a lot easier to rob. So lookin like a tourist i think you are more likely to be targetted although they could care less whether their victim is spanish or not
and yeah i know bout the whole immigration thing in spain. especially the moros in the south, who take boat trips to algeciras and are chased by the cops at night and shit, quite crazy. those who make it are illegal, can't get decent job --> criminality. but illegal organ trade is sumthing that i think didn't really exist in europe like that maybe a decade ago (i could be wrong but i think so), so while i'm not impressed by stories about theft, mugging and robbery, this one kinda got stuck in my head and it was like 2 years ago, so i don't know how shit has been developping in spain since then
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Crazy shit happens every now and then, but it's still quite safe to live here. There's always certain areas in each city in which you better not get stuck at night, but that's like every other place.
I don't remember any other organ-traficking stuff since, and ETA seems to be weak lately. Small robberies are growing fastly though, because of the illegal immigration, like you said. There some racial tension in certain areas (el Barrio Chino esta cada vez mas lleno de sudamericanos, moros, pakistanies y putas...) but nothing new under the sun. I don't think Barcelona is any more dangerous (or safer) than your average big city.
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^^ in southern europe they're prolly all similar, but i think if u go to stockholm or hamburg it ain't like that. ETA ain't done shit, might habe to do with zapatero replacing bitch ass aznar, but spanish politics is nothing i'm into that much, i guess u know better
y el barrio chino si esta lleno de pakistanies etc, pero por eso hay tambien unos aspectos (y tiendas) interesantes...de dia yo creo que si se puede caminar por las calles y mirarlo un poco, desafortunadamente esta practicamente al lado de La Rambla y asi que hay siempre unos turistas estupidos que se pierden alli de noche, solos y con joya y camaras. pero no lo conozco muy bien
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btw, i know it's off topic, but are there many real supporters in your town? especially now that ur own club is for once actually better than them?