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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on June 29, 2008, 02:41:21 AM
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
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damn man, that guy sounds like a joke. Glad to hear that nothing serious happened.
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'Twice in a month'
? You've already been jumped this month already? Damn Sik :-\
If they do try anything....Give 'em hell. >:(
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He was a fuckin bitch. Tryin to fight some women because anybody else would ground and pound his Gary Coleman lookin ass no homo. Homie had a lisp too which was funny as hell. Anyways, it's cool, my neighbor just apologized to me. I would love for that one faggot to roll up on me one-on-one so I could beat his ass, but he's a female at heart.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SUCKER PUNCHED HIM MID SENTENCE :laugh: SOLVE HIS LISP PROBLEM.
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'Twice in a month'
? You've already been jumped this month already? Damn Sik :-\
If they do try anything....Give 'em hell. >:(
Yeah, I got jumped in San Diego by some Laker groupies at a bar. That is expected out of some Laker fans though. They get performance anxiety like their team so I can't blame them.
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damn... what can I say?
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4584/bbm40cw1.jpg)
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you shoulda done like Johnny Sack of the Sopranos...whoop his ass then piss on him.
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Damn
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LMFAO!!!!!! Damn homie, that's funny though.
I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month.
LMAO!!!!!
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damn man, that guy sounds like a joke. Glad to hear that nothing serious happened.
thats usually how the blacks are in the valley.
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
now you know when sikotic callin some other nigga a token!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttttttttt then you best believe that nigga is the token of the tokens. and just off the strengthen of that, eye would of punched that token nigga dead in his shit BLAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! for you sikotic, then look at his cracker friends like, do we have a problem. eye like to see the fight in ya sikotic brings a smile to my face. you alright
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yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........
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Niggaz try to jump me all the time. Ill just be chillin on the block and some niggaz try and start a fight. Shits crazy out here.
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yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........
Quote of the day
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yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........
Quote of the day
Haha. White people is aight most of the time.
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
That's fucked up. Glad you didn't get banged up or anything. Also smegma, I own one of those. :P
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
in which part of l.a. are you livin ?
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
in which part of l.a. are you livin ?
he lives in the 818. not to talk shit it doesnt really matter. u wouldnt be able to comprehend the differences unless you been around la county b4. its part of the la county but not the actual part of the city, but for sum1 from europe or out of state its better to juz say LA
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yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........
Quote of the day
Haha. White people is aight most of the time.
Oh really thats news to me...........
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yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........
Quote of the day
Haha. White people is aight most of the time.
Oh really thats news to me...........
Im actually very much white lol.
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They're lifting the gun bans "in" California, go cop one.
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They're lifting the gun bans "in" California, go cop one.
Hahahaha! Spray some niggaz from ya front lawn.
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It was Do the Right Thing in that bitch
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eyo just give em one of these looks (http://a723.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_0913ca8c33c71e50bcee34d656c47a8a.gif)
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these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
LMAO
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eyo just give em one of these looks (http://a723.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_0913ca8c33c71e50bcee34d656c47a8a.gif)
lol
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these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
LMAO
I vaguely remember this, but somebody refresh my memory...
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'Twice in a month'
? You've already been jumped this month already? Damn Sik :-\
If they do try anything....Give 'em hell. >:(
Yeah, I got jumped in San Diego by some Laker groupies at a bar. That is expected out of some Laker fans though. They get performance anxiety like their team so I can't blame them.
LMAO
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=4256.0
Sell out.
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these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
LMAO
I vaguely remember this, but somebody refresh my memory...
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=42108.0
Classic.
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what a story..i hate ppl like that.
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damn you should of had a nigga moment and kicked his ass
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Damn glad ur alright. I hate that jump people shit...thats some cowardly shit
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I feel you mayne. Lucikly u had that wrench cause if you didnt, chances are they woulda beat your ass. I woulda walked out with a gat or something though lol, you never know!!!
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LMAO god damn!
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You needa stay outta those white neighborhoods lol. First you get jumped in Pacific Beach....now Burbank?? Wtf...
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Niggaz try to jump me all the time. Ill just be chillin on the block and some niggaz try and start a fight. Shits crazy out here.
good addition to this thread..
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Damn glad ur alright. I hate that jump people shit...thats some cowardly shit
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damn you should of had a nigga moment and kicked his ass
Nigga moment? This is Sikotic we're talking about. LOL
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this is why if i ever had a lawn, id poor gasoline on it everyday just in case. 8)
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this is why if i ever had a lawn, id poor gasoline on it everyday just in case. 8)
LM FUCKIN AO!
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Those loud outspoken nig nogs never wanna CHUNK'EM!
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Those loud outspoken nig nogs never wanna CHUNK'EM!
homie i dont know about everybody else but your posts are straight bullshit,
hope them chongos or them LB asianboys jack you for your ride when u start school.
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Those loud outspoken nig nogs never wanna CHUNK'EM!
lol @ nig nog
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lol i know in a round about way where u stay so i can kinda picture it. i been living out here now for 6 months aint really been peepin shit out around here keep hearing rifle shots late at night i figure it people fucking around in the wild hunting or some shit lol
by the way how as dat wanted flick?
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damn bro , sorry to hear that... you were in the right too.. its just that they are fuckin hella deep and thats how pussies are.. when they are deep they think they got BALLS..
i know it sounds like a fuckin snitch thing to do, but from what i understand your tryin to go onto becoming a physician, call the fuckin cops.. they prolly thought u had a strap if u went to the back of the trunk
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call the fuckin cops..
LOL
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
now you know when sikotic callin some other nigga a token!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttttttttt then you best believe that nigga is the token of the tokens. and just off the strengthen of that, eye would of punched that token nigga dead in his shit BLAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! for you sikotic, then look at his cracker friends like, do we have a problem. eye like to see the fight in ya sikotic brings a smile to my face. you alright
Nah, I'm not the token black guy because I'm not with my white friends actin like I was born strugglin in the hood. I wasn't. I've lived comfortably in the suburbs all my life. Now this nigga I'm talkin bout was actin hard when he probably grew up in the same area as me. Different shit.
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damn you should of had a nigga moment and kicked his ass
Nigga moment? This is Sikotic we're talking about. LOL
LMAO!
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You needa stay outta those white neighborhoods lol. First you get jumped in Pacific Beach....now Burbank?? Wtf...
Imagine what would happen if I stepped foot in the hood. My ass would be grass.
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So these faggot threw another party tonight. It got loud n shit, but they were inside so I didn't mind. They never pissed on my shit. Then they got carried away and started doin donuts. About 10 minutes later, 6-8 cops drove up and a
ghetto suburb bird hit the spotlight on them niggas caucasians. Party got broken up and I think the dude that's "watching" my neighbors house got a nice citation.
I'm assuming their gonna think I called the cops even though I didn't do shit. Whatever, fuck em.
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whatup BITCH NIGGA, I was at that motherfucking houseparty nigga about to take a breezie home with me til you snitched you uncle tom ass call the cops with a smirk ass neighborhood watch ass nigga!
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yo whats good lets meet up in my hood nigga rep e san jose ave
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Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.
Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.
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Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.
Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.
don't be hatin on me cuzz, i'm a rock star, ghetto rock star shit nigga, old ass nigga aint relevant int he bank no more. i stay on my rockstar shit get off my rockstar dick,
peep my remix verse in keystyle ya digggg
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^^Haha, this alias actually made me laugh..Seriously, nobody fights one-on-one anymore, and most shit starts over pointless matters, so there isn't much reason to fight..It sounds kind of feminine, and I always have my friends' backs through any altercation, but I try to avoid it if possible. You never know when you are going to get jumped, have a gun pulled out on you, whatever.
And next time they have a party, just steal away a couple of their girls SIK, that will really get to them.
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Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.
Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.
don't be hatin on me cuzz, i'm a rock star, ghetto rock star shit nigga, old ass nigga aint relevant int he bank no more. i stay on my rockstar shit get off my rockstar dick,
peep my remix verse in keystyle ya digggg
Don't you got a sweet 16 or bat mitzvah to crash, Oreo? Stay the fuck outta my part of town.
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Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.
Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.
don't be hatin on me cuzz, i'm a rock star, ghetto rock star shit nigga, old ass nigga aint relevant int he bank no more. i stay on my rockstar shit get off my rockstar dick,
peep my remix verse in keystyle ya digggg
Don't you got a sweet 16 or bat mitzvah to crash, Oreo? Stay the fuck outta my part of town.
yeah nigga i got lotsa jewish white girls on standby waitin to have a nigga baby dont get mad, nigga, i aint no oreo, i dont even know what that is
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The odds someone from that party recently signed up to dubcc and instantly recongised this topic? Too slim. It's a shite alias.
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you did the right thing by calling the cops, your ride, and your future is what u gotta worry about, fuck trying to prove yourself when u got so much going on for you.
or u can do the exact opposite by a strap and shoot up the house party like normal gangsters in la LOL , you dont know how many times this has happened
before
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The odds someone from that party recently signed up to dubcc and instantly recongised this topic? Too slim. It's a shite alias.
Shhhh :sshh:...you're spoiling it for everyone.
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Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.
Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.
don't be hatin on me cuzz, i'm a rock star, ghetto rock star shit nigga, old ass nigga aint relevant int he bank no more. i stay on my rockstar shit get off my rockstar dick,
peep my remix verse in keystyle ya digggg
Don't you got a sweet 16 or bat mitzvah to crash, Oreo? Stay the fuck outta my part of town.
yeah nigga i got lotsa jewish white girls on standby waitin to have a nigga baby dont get mad, nigga, i aint no oreo, i dont even know what that is
Then where they at? I'll keep em satisfied for ya, nigga.
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whatup BITCH NIGGA, I was at that motherfucking houseparty nigga about to take a breezie home with me til you snitched you uncle tom ass call the cops with a smirk ass neighborhood watch ass nigga!
sophisticated jewel thief you really have all the time in the world huh but this was actually kind of funny
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So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.
But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.
When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".
Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.
Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.
now you know when sikotic callin some other nigga a token!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttttttttt then you best believe that nigga is the token of the tokens. and just off the strengthen of that, eye would of punched that token nigga dead in his shit BLAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! for you sikotic, then look at his cracker friends like, do we have a problem. eye like to see the fight in ya sikotic brings a smile to my face. you alright
Nah, I'm not the token black guy because I'm not with my white friends actin like I was born strugglin in the hood. I wasn't. I've lived comfortably in the suburbs all my life. Now this nigga I'm talkin bout was actin hard when he probably grew up in the same area as me. Different shit.
nah thats not a token.....that just a cornball ass niggas fronting and sooner or later his card bout to get pulled. but a token ass nigga or an uncle tom is a nigga that stay shiitting on his race, dating white women (like they the shit), and basically tryin to cut off everything from his roots to his color, just to show off in front of them crackers. sort of like you sometimes but then sometimes not.
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sik is gangsta, with that pipe wrench or wtv