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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: 'DsR' on October 01, 2005, 11:13:56 AM
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...u DREAM about drinking water. (for me atleast)... what lets u no YOU got drunk "last night"
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wen i wake up not in my bed.
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... I left the place in a paramedic
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when you fuckin run through a screen door.
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...when you throw up.
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wen i wake up not in my bed.
...when you throw up.
... when you got all kinds of cuts and scratches but you can't remember how they got there.
my friend woke up the otherday with a blue/blackish spot on his nose. no one knows how it got there.
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wen i wake up not in my bed.
...when you throw up.
... when you got all kinds of cuts and scratches but you can't remember how they got there.
my friend woke up the otherday with a blue/blackish spot on his nose. no one knows how it got there.
fuck a few weeks ago i woke up with blood everywhere and fat gashes on my elbows... musta been shit faced and bailed and didnt even notice..
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haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha.
this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..
he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples.
this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
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haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha.
this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..
he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples.
this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
I knew a dude that did that except no one was sleeping. I think there were about 5 of us that were in the bedroom smoking a blunt, the guy busts in, unzipped his pants, and started pissing in the closet all over clothes and shit. I'm glad it wasn't my place. He usually drinks beer but when that hard liq hits his stomach, he gets stupid. One time I was driving him and two other guys home after a party, and all of a sudden, they all start fist fighting in the car while I was going 55mph down the highway. I'm glad I don't drink.
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drunk fistfights in cars are the best.
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I drank, blacked out, and woke up and couldn't find my pants.
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wen i wake up not in my bed.
lol
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haha, my dad was telling me about one time my uncle and him passed out at my uncle's gf's (now wife) house and that they had the baby in the living room and my uncle was so drunk that he thought the crib was a toilet and he pissed in the crib, my dad had to pull him away, lol
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when you fuckin run through a screen door.
yea...thats classic
I knew a dude that did that except no one was sleeping. I think there were about 5 of us that were in the bedroom smoking a blunt, the guy busts in, unzipped his pants, and started pissing in the closet all over clothes and shit. I'm glad it wasn't my place. He usually drinks beer but when that hard liq hits his stomach, he gets stupid. One time I was driving him and two other guys home after a party, and all of a sudden, they all start fist fighting in the car while I was going 55mph down the highway. I'm glad I don't drink.
LMAO!
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haha, my dad was telling me about one time my uncle and him passed out at my uncle's gf's (now wife) house and that they had the baby in the living room and my uncle was so drunk that he thought the crib was a toilet and he pissed in the crib, my dad had to pull him away, lol
hahahah, that's too crazy to be true!!!
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haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha.
this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..
he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples.
this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
I knew a dude that did that except no one was sleeping. I think there were about 5 of us that were in the bedroom smoking a blunt, the guy busts in, unzipped his pants, and started pissing in the closet all over clothes and shit. I'm glad it wasn't my place. He usually drinks beer but when that hard liq hits his stomach, he gets stupid. One time I was driving him and two other guys home after a party, and all of a sudden, they all start fist fighting in the car while I was going 55mph down the highway. I'm glad I don't drink.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Haha my friends and I all got badly bevvied the other night and we ended up doing the Grand National. So fucking funny.
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wen u wake up with a used condom splattered all over ur french homework and cant remember why.
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lol, i usually don´t take it this far. Worst thing was waking up and not realizing where I was at first with everybody laughing about certain things I´d said without remembering and friends showing me a lot of funny pictures they´d made of me while I was allegedly still awake
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haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha.
this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..
he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples.
this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
LMFAOOO HAHAHAHAHAH
....... wen u wake up wit an ugly bitch next to u
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pretty much when you drink too much and you suddenly wake up wondering what you did and the last memory is of you finishing your drink.........duh :-*
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haha, i dont drink myself. but speaking on behalf of my best friend. you know when youre drunk when you dont even wake up in a place that you know. one time he got hella drunk, was drunk driving following his friends home. he thought he arrived back at his friends pad, but it was actually a random persons place, for some reason the front door was open, he went in, fell asleep on the couch, and the next morning the owner of the house was like WTF and woke him up. and this wasnt the only time, one time he was driving home, and thought he had got home, but it was actually a neighbors house down the street (that he didntk now), so he went thru the side gate went thru the backdoor, and then went upstairs, fell asleep in the upstairs bedroom, and some time later the owner found out and called the cops and had him arrested. haha.
this guy is hilarious though. he was sleeping at my friends house one time, hella drunk and blacked out, and hes in my friends room, and he wakes up and thinks hes in the bathroom and starts pissing in his bedroom, and the piss was landing on a pile of magazines, so it was hella splashing around, and it woke my sober friend up, and he was like WTF. and like hella tried to get him to stop pissing, but he just smiled at him, and then my sober friend told him to hurry up and go to the bathroom down the hall, but he actually wnet to his sisters room, pissed on her floor some more, and fell asleep in her bed naked. (she wasnt there though luckily)..
he was also in chico once hella drunk, and there was a firetruck at the dorms for some reason, and once the firetruck started leaving, he started chasing it as it was driving slow, and then the fireman saw him from the rearview mirror, so he stopped the truck abruptly, and then my friend like face slammed into the back of the firetruck, hahaha. he got pretty busted by the college dorm peoples.
this guys afool though, like one of the heaviest drinkers ever. he doesnt throw up, but he just blacks out so often.
this guy i want to meet !!! he sounds like a Homer Simpson !!
but you definetly know youve been drinking when you wake up with a sudden urge to vomit everywhere...
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lucky ive neva done any of these things listed here
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when you feel like 5 pounds
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when you feel like 5 pounds
i love that feelin!
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one of my dumbass friends got drunk he passed out and woke up later, i was awake watching tv, and he went up to the white trash can in my kitchen and jsut starts pissing in it, i start laughing and when i try to pull him away he gets pissed off at me, which casued me to laugh even harder
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lol^
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
:-X :-X
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
thats mingin
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the other week i got 2 drunk and i was sick all down the side of my bed :-X but i was so drunk and knocked out i couldnt be bothered cleanin it up so my girlfriend had 2 do it. the next mornin the place was stinkin of sick i was cleanin up the last drops which had full chunks of chicken in it which im sure i chewed wen i ate it ??? anyway wen i was cleanin there was splats of sick on the other side of my room on my wall, but it doesnt end there it was inside my empty ipod box which was closed i was like wtf
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One of my buddies at his b-day party a couple years ago got real fucked up and wanted to leave the bar so one of our friends says you can go out in my jeep i left it opened and i'll drive you home in a bit. The thing was he found a jeep but it was the wrong one and he fell asleep and puked all over the damn thing. He wakes up in the morning like where the fuck am i, and bails once he realizes the mess he made. The next day he's calling me like do we know anyone with a jeep like this and gave the description of it and i started balling like hell no man, peace.
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u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute
2 hours ago
lol
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^^^ u need rehab
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u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute
then he saw you...
lol
ok im going to hell
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u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute
then he saw you...
lol
ok im going to hell
AHAHHA
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u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute
then he saw you...
lol
ok im going to hell
AHAHHA
LMAO....couldn't resist, right?
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When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.
True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.
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When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.
True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.
im sorry can u evaluate a lil more please all i got was ur parnter had to take a shit so he ran to the kitchen oven took his pants off and got tackled by a bunch of cats?
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if you suddenly find yourself all alone on a bridge in the middle of Prague, 10 miles from your hotel, no cell-phone, no money... then you know you're really drunk. Absinth is a motherfucker...
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When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.
True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.
thats fucked up..
1 time my friend got fuckin smashed on 1 night and he had 2 work the next morning.. anyways he passes out and another friend (who was also hammered) started drawing/writing shit on his face (faggot,gay,etc) and i guess he wakes up the next morning in a rush cuz he just ran to bus stop without knowing he had that shit on his face.. got to work, gets fired... i couldnt help but luagh but also felt sorry 4 him at the same time
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u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute.or when you wake up with my dick in your mouth. ;) 8) :-*
2 hours ago
lol
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When you wake up with lipstick on and a DICK IN UR ASS!...too far??
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when you go through your messages on your phone and start laughing, crying wanting to kill yourself and decide to never drink again 8) seriously i was sooooooooooo smashed last night :-X
my good friend jack is a bad influence on me, i ended up at my work talking shit to my boss... not cool.
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when you go through your messages on your phone and start laughing, crying wanting to kill yourself and decide to never drink again 8) seriously i was sooooooooooo smashed last night :-X
my good friend jack is a bad influence on me, i ended up at my work talking shit to my boss... not cool.
hahha... good ol' alcohol
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
no thats when you know your gay
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when you got teethmarks of girl in your chest, and puke all day
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
no thats when you know your gay
True that shit.
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.... wen u wake up and the clothes you were wearing are still sweaty
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
no thats when you know your gay
lol
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<<<<<... wen u still feel like throwin up the day after
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<<<<<... wen u still feel like throwin up the day after
exactly how i feel.... my stomach is so twisted fuck... only thing to do is drink some more
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<<<<<... wen u still feel like throwin up the day after
exactly how i feel.... my stomach is so twisted fuck... only thing to do is drink some more
dam readin that just made me wanna puke i aint drink for a while man i got tooooo fucked up last night
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<<<<<... wen u still feel like throwin up the day after
exactly how i feel.... my stomach is so twisted fuck... only thing to do is drink some more
dam readin that just made me wanna puke i aint drink for a while man i got tooooo fucked up last night
haha, yeah. normally i wouldnt be goin out drinkin tonight but i just got paid yesterday and i havent had much money in a month or so (new comp, debts, etc) so its been awile since ive gone all out...
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<<<<<... wen u still feel like throwin up the day after
exactly how i feel.... my stomach is so twisted fuck... only thing to do is drink some more
dam readin that just made me wanna puke i aint drink for a while man i got tooooo fucked up last night
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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<-- when u still get tastes of lime in your mouth even after brushing your teeth and eating etc..
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^lol
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...when you wake up with a torn asshole
no thats when you know your gay
lol