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First Time Stoned
« on: July 15, 2003, 04:51:39 PM »
Man...  Im high as a muathafuckah..  8) Jus smoked like 5 J's and im fuckked!1 dayuM!!!

Newayz.. do y'all remember ya first time?
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2003, 05:44:48 PM »
i remember that i ate fruit loops once,thats bout it
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2003, 08:39:19 PM »
my 1st time, i got high at this school, its was night, went to this carnival, and ate, i was fuckin blazeeeed, then i went to this pizza place, and like 10 hot ass girls came in
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2003, 08:50:48 PM »
Hmm.....miss the old days when i could smoke a joint and get high as a muther, now it takes more than 5
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2003, 09:44:50 PM »
the first time i ever got stoned was in my cuzzin's RV! we were smokin some bomb ass kush!!! i had greens too!! so the first hit was torture for me. but i survived.then i felt like i was moving all fast wen i wasnt movin at all. it was th elongest nite ever. we were watchin blood in blood out too. goood times, good times  8) a lot more happened...but i jus cant remember
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Quakaveli

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM »
my first time stoned was at my homies house...we had a 30 sack and muthafucka rolled up a J, between the 4 of us...Maan when I took my hit I was coughin like a muthafucka (it was dank)...I smoked about 4 times before but enevr got high ??? But daaayum this time I got hiiiigh, after we blazed I felt so fuckin good, and it reminded me of my childhood for some reason (maybe the only time I was free before this ;D ) and I felt like dancin haha. Then I sat on da homies sofa and felt like going down an amusement park ride! Needless to say we laughed quiet a bit and time was sloooooowww
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2003, 10:30:07 PM »
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
my first time stoned was at my homies house...we had a 30 sack and muthafucka rolled up a J, between the 4 of us...Maan when I took my hit I was coughin like a muthafucka (it was dank)...I smoked about 4 times before but enevr got high ??? But daaayum this time I got hiiiigh, after we blazed I felt so fuckin good, and it reminded me of my childhood for some reason (maybe the only time I was free before this ;D ) and I felt like dancin haha. Then I sat on da homies sofa and felt like going down an amusement park ride! Needless to say we laughed quiet a bit and time was sloooooowww

i heard cracc does that too you... im out!!!
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UnstoppableForce

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2003, 10:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
(maybe the only time I was free before this ;D )


And how long after you illegally entered the country was this Mr. PatrioticIllegalImmigrant? I can just imagine Quake's FOB ass with his nasty hindu accent: "oh my lord in the holy name of krishna this feels mighty mighty good".
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UnstoppableForce

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2003, 10:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
after we blazed and my dad's 7-11 employees fucked me up my hairy monkey ass I felt so fuckin good, and it reminded me of my childhood for some reason

I wonder why. ::)
« Last Edit: July 15, 2003, 10:33:10 PM by UnstoppableForce »
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Bigg AG

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2003, 10:37:01 PM »
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 15, 2003, 10:32:43 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
after we blazed and my dad's 7-11 employees fucked me up my hairy monkey ass I felt so fuckin good, and it reminded me of my childhood for some reason

I wonder why. ::)

ROTFLMAO... im out!!!
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Don Breezio

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2003, 10:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Bigg A.G. on July 15, 2003, 10:37:01 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 15, 2003, 10:32:43 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
after we blazed and my dad's 7-11 employees fucked me up my hairy monkey ass I felt so fuckin good, and it reminded me of my childhood for some reason

I wonder why. ::)

ROTFLMAO... im out!!!

that was some funny shit seriously...LMAO
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Quakaveli

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2003, 10:47:57 PM »
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 15, 2003, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
(maybe the only time I was free before this ;D )


And how long after you illegally entered the country was this Mr. PatrioticIllegalImmigrant? I can just imagine Quake's FOB ass with his nasty hindu accent: "oh my lord in the holy name of krishna this feels mighty mighty good".

I didnt illegally enter this country...but I stayed illegally 8) Im legal now though. And it was 4 and a half years after I entered this country...I lost my accent in 3 years...as compared to a certain faghan loser we all know of in WCC. Ur really the master of irony Jamal. Oh and come back and tell me that Im on ur nuts once again :D

"U jus got sonned like I fucked ur mutha"
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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2003, 10:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:47:57 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 15, 2003, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
(maybe the only time I was free before this ;D )


And how long after you illegally entered the country was this Mr. PatrioticIllegalImmigrant? I can just imagine Quake's FOB ass with his nasty hindu accent: "oh my lord in the holy name of krishna this feels mighty mighty good".

I didnt illegally enter this country...but I stayed illegally 8) Im legal now though. And it was 4 and a half years after I entered this country...I lost my accent in 3 years...as compared to a certain faghan loser we all know of in WCC. Ur really the master of irony Jamal. Oh and come back and tell me that Im on ur nuts once again :D

"U jus got sonned like I fucked ur mutha"

u got sonned but ur mom is too ugly to fucc... im out!!!
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UnstoppableForce

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2003, 10:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:47:57 PM

I didnt illegally enter this country...but I stayed illegally 8) Im legal now though. And it was 4 and a half years after I entered this country...I lost my accent in 3 years...as compared to a certain faghan loser we all know of in WCC. Ur really the master of irony Jamal. Oh and come back and tell me that Im on ur nuts once again :D

"U jus got sonned like I fucked ur mutha"

You're an illegal immigrant. Your ass ain't even a citizen and you proclaim yourself American. You're hindu bitch. Reality check: you still sound like a taxi driving  or liquor store owning hindu. Plus, just for your information, I was born here. I'm a U.S. citizen. I have no accent. I am more of an American than you are and could be titled an American, yet I still don't. I know my roots, and don't try to be something I'm not. So, basically, I'm someone you wish you were. You fucking faggot ass loser. Trying to hide the fact that you're illegal by making patriotic comments. Quake's like one of them illegals who buys his whole family U.S. flags to put on their cars, just so people will think of them as American.
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Quakaveli

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Re:First Time Stoned
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2003, 10:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Bigg A.G. on July 15, 2003, 10:49:39 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:47:57 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 15, 2003, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Stoner Quake on July 15, 2003, 10:08:00 PM
(maybe the only time I was free before this ;D )


And how long after you illegally entered the country was this Mr. PatrioticIllegalImmigrant? I can just imagine Quake's FOB ass with his nasty hindu accent: "oh my lord in the holy name of krishna this feels mighty mighty good".

I didnt illegally enter this country...but I stayed illegally 8) Im legal now though. And it was 4 and a half years after I entered this country...I lost my accent in 3 years...as compared to a certain faghan loser we all know of in WCC. Ur really the master of irony Jamal. Oh and come back and tell me that Im on ur nuts once again :D

"U jus got sonned like I fucked ur mutha"

u got sonned but ur mom is too ugly to fucc... im out!!!

o0o0o0o0o0o0o dat was hard ag!!! im (knocked) out!!!

WELL SO IS UR MOM, but I still let her suck it off n e ways, she swallows ;) But then again, thats no surprize, like mother like daughter(or gay son).
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