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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Noon Bank$ on November 09, 2003, 03:25:55 PM

Title: a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Noon Bank$ on November 09, 2003, 03:25:55 PM
All walk into a bar . . . j/k

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says,
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers,
"That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 09, 2003, 03:28:22 PM
 ;D
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2003, 04:07:33 PM
Not that funny, but here, I'll give you an LoL to make you feel better...
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Noon Bank$ on November 09, 2003, 05:13:28 PM
Not that funny, but here, I'll give you an LoL to make you feel better...
Save it..Looks like you need it more.
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2003, 05:22:36 PM
Not that funny, but here, I'll give you an LoL to make you feel better...
Save it..Looks like you need it more.


Okay, I'll save it just for you...
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: PinkTowelGirl on November 09, 2003, 05:24:30 PM
All walk into a bar . . .
ok wait...  umm.. what happen in a bar again?
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2003, 05:27:46 PM
All walk into a bar . . .
ok wait...  umm.. what happen in a bar again?


Please refrain from posting in threads longer than a paragraph.
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: PinkTowelGirl on November 09, 2003, 05:31:49 PM
^^^

No, free country!
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2003, 05:36:30 PM
Free which country? We've already freed Iraq, and that's enough for a good decade or two...
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: PinkTowelGirl on November 09, 2003, 05:43:09 PM
freed iraq? LMAO............


you know bush let out rapest, thieves and murders...  using the excuse that they were political prisoners... now it is upsafe for women to walk at night... and before american when in there.. women didnt have to wear the bee hive burka.... i really dont believe that sadam was a bad guy... he just didnt fit into what america saw fit as a leader..... if arnold can say.. hitler was a great leaders.. i should be able to say... Sadam isnt a bad guy... and i think we should have him over for tea....



BAH! that is just IMO though...
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: bez on November 09, 2003, 05:43:52 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Noon Bank$ on November 09, 2003, 05:45:29 PM
All walk into a bar . . .
ok wait...  umm.. what happen in a bar again?


Please refrain from posting in threads longer than a paragraph.
lmao :D
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2003, 05:55:28 PM
freed iraq? LMAO............


you know bush let out rapest, thieves and murders...  using the excuse that they were political prisoners... now it is upsafe for women to walk at night... and before american when in there.. women didnt have to wear the bee hive burka.... i really dont believe that sadam was a bad guy... he just didnt fit into what america saw fit as a leader..... if arnold can say.. hitler was a great leaders.. i should be able to say... Sadam isnt a bad guy... and i think we should have him over for tea....



BAH! that is just IMO though...


I have quite a few questions...
What does rapest mean?
What is upsafe?
What do you mean by "if arnold can say.. hitler was a great leaders.."??

As a matter of fact, just tell me what the hell you're trying to say...Everytime you post, I get a splitting headache.
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: PinkTowelGirl on November 09, 2003, 06:18:50 PM
i am too tried and sleepy to get into this... i am going to go nap.. then ill get back to you... till then... nighty night...  :-*
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Woodrow on November 09, 2003, 06:58:42 PM
i really dont believe that sadam was a bad guy...
I always thought when people called you stupid, they were just taking low blows. I guess not.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-3364322,00.html

300,000 in mass graves...

Saddam is many things, a good leader, he's not.


That joke was pretty funny tho!
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: PinkTowelGirl on November 10, 2003, 01:53:36 AM
hey man... hilter killed.. thousand and thousands of people.. and sub z thinks.. he's cool.. so i say fuck it.. i think sadum is cool!
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: X - RATiD on November 10, 2003, 02:43:24 AM
Kinda saw that coming but still a good laugh
=)
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Woodrow on November 10, 2003, 01:03:30 PM
hey man... hilter killed.. thousand and thousands of people.. and sub z thinks.. he's cool.. so i say fuck it.. i think sadum is cool!
If you wanna be in the same category as a known racist, go right ahead with me.
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 10, 2003, 04:20:12 PM
hey man... hilter killed.. thousand and thousands of people.. and sub z thinks.. he's cool.. so i say fuck it.. i think sadum is cool!

What the fuck is sadum?
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 10, 2003, 04:42:37 PM
nik stfu
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 10, 2003, 04:50:18 PM
nik stfu


What language are you speaking buddy?
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 10, 2003, 04:58:10 PM
its called abbrev.
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 10, 2003, 05:00:41 PM
its called abbrev.


That's awesome...Who speaks that? The Polish?
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 10, 2003, 05:03:16 PM
the lazy..  ;)
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 10, 2003, 05:14:39 PM
Go back to Africa!
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 10, 2003, 05:22:40 PM
go back to your mother
Title: Re:a rabbit, a giraffe, an elephant and a lion
Post by: SGV on November 10, 2003, 07:18:04 PM
Funny joke, lame thread.