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Title: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 04:06:08 PM
I'm tryna' get a job at Bank of America, but I believe that they give drug tests to those who work there...Is that true? If so, what are ways  I can smoke weed, but still keep the job? I heard of drinks that clear weed out of your system, but I don't know much about it...And are there any other methods to pass a drug test while still smoking weed?...Any help on this subject would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: SGV on November 22, 2004, 04:11:15 PM
I'm pretty sure they do. Almost all jobs give drugs tests, so I'm sure a job where you can handle Thousands of dollars a day, will give you one. You can't get around a drug test. If you decline a drug test, you're pretty much declining a job.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: *Jamal* on November 22, 2004, 04:21:58 PM
Drink vinegar
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Boo-Yaa † on November 22, 2004, 04:30:50 PM
well i duno how it works but maybe they only test u when u start, which wuld be ok since u just stay off it till it goes out your system but if they do random testing throught your time ur working for then ul have to decide...

job at bank vs smoke weed :P
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: white Boy on November 22, 2004, 04:33:04 PM
THE URINATOR.. OR tape a visine bottle to your dick with soemones piss who dont smoke weed
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: The Watcher on November 22, 2004, 04:38:00 PM
Drink vinegar
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 04:40:39 PM
http://www.urine5.com/


^^Do those work?
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Trauma-san on November 22, 2004, 04:59:48 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: *Jamal* on November 22, 2004, 05:01:45 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on November 22, 2004, 05:08:28 PM
I'd ask a buddy who doesn't toke to help you out
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: pappy on November 22, 2004, 06:04:11 PM
dont do drugs maybe ???
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Rampant on November 22, 2004, 06:08:22 PM
cant you just stay off weed until the drug test?

Unless this company routinly drug tests.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 06:30:26 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.


Naah, Israeli's don't spend money on useless shit.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: I Am The Anton on November 22, 2004, 06:52:31 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

lmao
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: *Jamal* on November 22, 2004, 06:57:26 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.


Naah, Israeli's don't spend money on useless shit.

What was I thinkin'... Israel doesn't allow people who have sex with or marry their siblings/parents in the country...
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 07:22:33 PM
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

lmao


The funny thing is that there ARE ways around drug tests and Trauma's just a Mormon...
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Primo on November 22, 2004, 07:52:18 PM
My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: white Boy on November 22, 2004, 08:06:18 PM
My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed
great role model
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: So Much Style on November 22, 2004, 08:17:37 PM
aight.....fuck the weed haters....weed does nothing but enhance EVERYTHING in the world.
in the bible it says "i shall put every plant on this earth for the use and benifit of man" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i take drug tests and pass them wtih the dilution method. what you do is dont smoke TOO MUCH (just a couple hits of chronic a day MAX) and stop a week before the test. drinking water over a long period of time doesnt matter, its all about the night before/day of the drug test, drink so much taht your piss looks like water. take a b12 pill to ad color. they will essentially be testing water and you will pass. working out and sitting in a sauna the week before helps for assurance.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: [sepehr] on November 22, 2004, 09:42:10 PM
I say just put down the weed and get the job, it will be much better in the long run..
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Thirteen on November 22, 2004, 09:46:26 PM
My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed

awesome, you lose a $15,000 dollar job but you get your $20 back

go back to school and lay off the drugs fuckwit
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on November 22, 2004, 09:47:11 PM
20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions.

yup....over here they $50. sometimes they work a lil too good, cuzz they might decline ure piss for being too plain n shit.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Thirteen on November 22, 2004, 09:48:23 PM
aight.....fuck the weed haters....weed does nothing but enhance EVERYTHING in the world.
in the bible it says "i shall put every plant on this earth for the use and benifit of man" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i take drug tests and pass them wtih the dilution method. what you do is dont smoke TOO MUCH (just a couple hits of chronic a day MAX) and stop a week before the test. drinking water over a long period of time doesnt matter, its all about the night before/day of the drug test, drink so much taht your piss looks like water. take a b12 pill to ad color. they will essentially be testing water and you will pass. working out and sitting in a sauna the week before helps for assurance.

can one of those plants help your little soldier stand at attention?

rule of thumb, don't take advice from a man with a broken dick
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Suga Foot on November 22, 2004, 10:02:27 PM
if you needed to take a drug test around where I live, nobody would have jobs lol
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 10:30:02 PM
So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Suga Foot on November 22, 2004, 10:43:51 PM
So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.

I'd do C if I were you, sounds like the easiest
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 22, 2004, 10:49:13 PM
So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.

I'd do C if I were you, sounds like the easiest


LOL...Too many steps.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Acgrundy on November 29, 2004, 11:58:43 AM
you can't use somebody's else's piss.  they take the temperature and they would know.

bank of america does not drug test I believe.  I think I applied there before and they have to tell you on the application if there will be a drug test and I don't remember the app sayin anything about it.  I know stoners who work at banks.  its not like its some way high super sophisticated job.  I assume that you are applying for a teller postion, because that is the only position you could get hired for.  any ol' jackass can be a teller, the only thing you need to know how to do is count.

when I had to take a piss test for a job, I researched how to pass it for weed.  I quit 4 days prior to the test.  exercised a shitload and sweatted like a mo' fucker.  drank a shitload of cranberry juice and water.  pissed a fuckin shitload.  didn't eat any fatty foods.  pissed a shitload the day I was suppossed to be tested.  drank a lot of water.  I also took some vitamins/pills I forget which ones, but they clean out your system.  then I drank a $20 drink which was highly recommended to me.  someone else got the job before me tho, so I never even had to take the test.  I am pretty confident I would have passed tho, and within the year prior I had gone thru pounds of weed.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: white Boy on November 29, 2004, 12:01:33 PM
nik did u completely ignore my advice?
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: 7even on November 29, 2004, 01:02:46 PM
if you only have to take the test once, why would you mind paying $20 if it guarantees  you the job. all other methods are more complicated and less secure.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on November 29, 2004, 01:35:26 PM
^exactly,buy the drink
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: white Boy on November 29, 2004, 03:45:02 PM
TIE A FUCKIN  CLEAR EYE BOTTLE AROUND YOUR DICK WITH SOMEONE ELSES CLEAN PISS
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 29, 2004, 04:48:03 PM
dont do drugs maybe ???

Sure does simplify the situation.
Title: Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 29, 2004, 04:50:14 PM
TIE A FUCKIN CLEAR EYE BOTTLE AROUND YOUR DICK WITH SOMEONE ELSES CLEAN PISS

I would do that, but...

you can't use somebody's else's piss.  they take the temperature and they would know.