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Title: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on January 07, 2009, 09:13:41 AM
for me other then paedophilia or child abuse, nothing is to serious or painful to joke about or find humor in

many people dont understand dark humor

what dyu think are no go areas?
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Hey Ma on January 07, 2009, 10:31:27 AM
(http://gallery.meefo.com/image.php?type=photo&id=6789)


that's some funny shit i don't care what you say.
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Post by: Man On The Moon on January 07, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
hahahaha
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Post by: Þŕiņçë on January 07, 2009, 10:37:15 AM
i think saying something like....


"i will kill your family then have sex with your dead mothers corpse"

some people MIGHT be offended by something like this
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Nothing is out of bounds. For example:

The thought of late-term abortions gets my dick wet.
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Post by: Blood$ on January 07, 2009, 03:56:05 PM
^ that's one Dubcc quote I will never forget... lmao
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2009, 07:37:26 PM
when something is MEANT to be funny, then nothing should be out of bounds.  gotta have an open mind when it comes to comedy...if you dont find something funny (when its sincerely meant as a joke), you shouldnt get mad/offended, just move on.
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 07, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
yeah no cild abuse shit

haha racial jokes are aite even tho some dont like them
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2009, 08:43:29 PM
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Post by: pootypooty on January 07, 2009, 09:49:49 PM
There isn't a topic that George Carlin wouldn't touch. That nigga straight up didn't give a fuck who he offended. He was a habitual line stepper.

Peep the vid below on Carlin's classic rant on RAPE.

Rest.In.Piss. George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/v/9IT557ZnSJU&hl=en&fs=1

Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on January 07, 2009, 09:50:01 PM
premature ejaculation
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 07, 2009, 09:53:34 PM
haha rest in piss
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2009, 10:05:17 PM
LOL fucking george carlin.
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Post by: Jaydc555 on January 07, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
What's the best part about fucking a 12 year old in the shower?slick her hair back she looks 8.How do you make a 6 year old cry?wipe the blood off your dick on her favorite Teddy bear.what the best part of fucking a pregnant chick?getting pussy and hed at the same time
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 08, 2009, 12:04:54 AM
what the best part of fucking a pregnant chick?getting pussy and hed at the same time
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

C'mon, hell can't be that bad.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 08, 2009, 02:40:31 AM
have you ever seen your mama's cock?
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Post by: GimmeYourShoes on January 08, 2009, 04:06:16 AM
It's not the subject you shouldn't joke about, I think the question is, what is the right time to joke about certain subject. In example, I have seen T-shirts making fun of Titanic but I haven't seen no one joking of 2004 Tsunami. Cracking jokes anonymously in internet doesn't count, since creation of a new identity is only a few clicks away. Next time you go to a job interview or any social meeting, try alleviate the atmosphere by making jokes of Switzerland's insest case or those who live in the promised land of democracy and freedome, try September 11th.
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Post by: penenstamp on January 08, 2009, 04:13:41 AM
hahaha, some good jokes in here :P
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Post by: morbidenigma on January 08, 2009, 07:45:44 AM
What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre

How do you stop a tsunami?
A: Throw 160,000 asians in front of it.
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on January 08, 2009, 08:10:04 AM
(http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/1/8/f_pedohorsem_e1abe70.jpg)
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on January 08, 2009, 08:19:37 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9031532194656768989
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Post by: da_notorious_mack on January 08, 2009, 08:46:15 AM
mah money!!!!!!! 8)
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Post by: 2euce 7even on January 08, 2009, 09:24:02 AM
God.
Religion.
Dead People.
etc.

Damn..you got some sick jokes here.. :)
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Post by: Chief on January 09, 2009, 07:44:15 AM
(http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/1/8/f_pedohorsem_e1abe70.jpg)

LOL

but theres definetly things you cant joke about around certain people, what if you just met someone who had a suicide in the family and you start crackin jokes about killin yourself because of a smelly fart, think about it
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Post by: DazDilly on January 09, 2009, 09:06:28 AM
Daz
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 09, 2009, 11:57:04 PM
but theres definetly things you cant joke about around certain people, what if you just met someone who had a suicide in the family and you start crackin jokes about killin yourself because of a smelly fart, think about it
But those people are pieces of shit. They think the world revolves around them and you're suppose to already know about the tragedy in their life. This always happens when you say "retard" or "retarded" around someone with a family member that is mentally handicapped...RETARDED!
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Jaydc555 on January 10, 2009, 12:17:14 AM
That's so retarded its gay
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 10, 2009, 12:22:23 AM
That's so retarded its gay
As a member of the homosexual Down syndrome community, I am greatly offended by what you just said and I demand an apology as well as the deletion of your account.
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Jaydc555 on January 10, 2009, 01:20:19 AM
Ha ha ha ha
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Post by: morbidenigma on January 10, 2009, 06:12:16 AM
Daz

?
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Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 10, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=205523.0
Re: Patrick Swayze: I May Only Live "Two Years"

So is it safe to say that Ghost 2 is on the way?

COLD BLOOOOOODED!!!!!!!!!!!

/rick james
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Chief on January 10, 2009, 10:30:08 AM
but theres definetly things you cant joke about around certain people, what if you just met someone who had a suicide in the family and you start crackin jokes about killin yourself because of a smelly fart, think about it
But those people are pieces of shit. They think the world revolves around them and you're suppose to already know about the tragedy in their life. This always happens when you say "retard" or "retarded" around someone with a family member that is mentally handicapped...RETARDED!

dude i took that from personal experience, and it sucks when someone kills themselves, so i dont think theyre pieces of shit for mourning. i stand by my claim, not all jokes are cool.
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on January 10, 2009, 11:36:28 AM
A human male ejacuates at 20mph, so its perfectly safe to hit a child.

Whats the best part of shagging twenty-five year olds?

A: There's twenty of them !
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Muhfukka on January 10, 2009, 02:47:22 PM
whats the difference between a baby and an apple?



I dont cum all over apples before i eat them!


believe it or not someone actually told me this joke i didnt make it up
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Blood$ on January 10, 2009, 03:07:28 PM
^ ROFL... I'm sorry but I laughed at that one  :P
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 11, 2009, 01:06:06 AM
but theres definetly things you cant joke about around certain people, what if you just met someone who had a suicide in the family and you start crackin jokes about killin yourself because of a smelly fart, think about it
But those people are pieces of shit. They think the world revolves around them and you're suppose to already know about the tragedy in their life. This always happens when you say "retard" or "retarded" around someone with a family member that is mentally handicapped...RETARDED!

dude i took that from personal experience, and it sucks when someone kills themselves, so i dont think theyre pieces of shit for mourning. i stand by my claim, not all jokes are cool.
I understand that, but you can't expect someone to know that you've been through a situation that will make your joke offensive. If that were the case, we would all be walking on egg shells paranoid that we will offend people.
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: penenstamp on January 11, 2009, 01:25:13 AM
but theres definetly things you cant joke about around certain people, what if you just met someone who had a suicide in the family and you start crackin jokes about killin yourself because of a smelly fart, think about it
But those people are pieces of shit. They think the world revolves around them and you're suppose to already know about the tragedy in their life. This always happens when you say "retard" or "retarded" around someone with a family member that is mentally handicapped...RETARDED!

dude i took that from personal experience, and it sucks when someone kills themselves, so i dont think theyre pieces of shit for mourning. i stand by my claim, not all jokes are cool.
I understand that, but you can't expect someone to know that you've been through a situation that will make your joke offensive. If that were the case, we would all be walking on egg shells paranoid that we will offend people.

Exactly. Over here people tend to get pissed off when we use the word 'cancer' when we curse. It's like they think we wish them that decease.
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Post by: OchoCinco on January 11, 2009, 01:27:09 AM
i dont even like the word cancer. wen ppl in ur fam have died from it, its not a word you like to see.
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Post by: penenstamp on January 11, 2009, 01:29:42 AM
i dont even like the word cancer. wen ppl in ur fam have died from it, its not a word you like to see.

But you don't need to be offended if someone uses it, especially if that person doesn't know you (well).
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 11, 2009, 01:32:43 AM
i dont even like the word cancer. wen ppl in ur fam have died from it, its not a word you like to see.
I've had family members die from it, but if someone makes a joke about cancer I'm not gonna attack them for being insensitive to my emotions. My grandmother died of cancer when I was 11 and she was like a mother to me at that time. But fuck, I still joke around about cancer (as Jrome pointed out a few posts above). Cancer and death are a part of life. They're both depressing enough, you might as well joke about it and get some positive out of a negative. I know most won't disagree with me, but that's just how I see it.
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Post by: penenstamp on January 11, 2009, 01:35:26 AM
And people that disagree with me must die.
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Post by: Jaydc555 on January 11, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
Aint nobody want hear all your problems boys you need a couch and a doctor not a forum
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 11, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
i dont even like the word cancer. wen ppl in ur fam have died from it, its not a word you like to see.


must suck to know people born in June-July...
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on November 28, 2009, 07:19:57 PM
why do IDF soldiers cross the road?

to get to the geno-cide

why did Hitler commit suicide?

he saw his gas bill
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Post by: moe on November 28, 2009, 07:48:26 PM
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Post by: 2euce 7even on November 29, 2009, 02:43:09 AM
god
retarded people
kids
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Post by: ikke on November 29, 2009, 01:15:20 PM
THe best jokes are those where you are ashamed of laughing.
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Post by: C-BLUE on November 29, 2009, 03:42:16 PM
when people make fun of someones dead mother or father...i just think it's despicable.

just let the cunt rest...right lights?
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/casket-at-funeral.jpg)

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Post by: JAZ on November 29, 2009, 03:51:15 PM
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/2331.jpg)
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Post by: Natalie on November 29, 2009, 04:06:59 PM
People that suffer from weight issues.
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Post by: Webby05 on November 29, 2009, 04:09:44 PM
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: morbidenigma on February 21, 2010, 02:20:05 PM
not all rapists are fucking cunts, some are fucking arseholes
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Post by: Lunatic on February 21, 2010, 02:53:15 PM
I pretty much have no boundaries lol
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Post by: Blasphemy on February 21, 2010, 04:02:32 PM
If it exist joke about it, if its imaginary joke about it.Fuck Limitations, Fuck PC, Fuck offense, and Fuck Tha Police.
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Post by: elmizzy on February 21, 2010, 04:27:33 PM
i recently hit a dog with my car. and i cracked a joke about it to my co workers. they were calling me careless and mean. so i said "what. it's not my fault he didn't look both ways before crossing." i literally saw everyone cringe
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 21, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
Look: we are all gonna be dead in 50 years. No point in taking too much shit so seriously. Might as well laugh.
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Post by: Blood$ on February 21, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
i recently hit a dog with my car. and i cracked a joke about it to my co workers. they were calling me careless and mean. so i said "what. it's not my fault he didn't look both ways before crossing." i literally saw everyone cringe

LOL
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Post by: ikke on February 22, 2010, 03:52:44 AM
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
from this we can conclude that the average gangrap involves 10 people?
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Post by: Furor Teutonicus on February 22, 2010, 05:14:57 AM
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
from this we can conclude that the average gangrap involves 10 people?

lmao :laugh:
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 22, 2010, 11:53:24 AM
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
from this we can conclude that the average gangrap involves 10 people?

lmao :laugh:
hahahahaha
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Post by: bez on February 22, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
Man you gota joke about everything. Obviously there are some serious issues in peoples live that are indeed very sensitive but one persons comedy is always going to coincide with someone else's misery, its just the way shit works. Its like, if you was a smart enough comic you could probably get away with a twin towers joke in the UK, but do that shit in new york and you're fucked. You should tell every joke you think of though because there's no point in holding it in, somewhere, someone will laugh, guarenteed. Oh and, your mothers are all aliens from the planet, femour.
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Post by: kevin t on February 22, 2010, 10:44:28 PM
People that suffer from weight issues.
ive always said that eating McDonalds is like fucking a fat chick, yeah it feels great at the time, but an hour later you regret it and want to throw up.
pulled that out at work a few times, everyone except the fat cunts laughed, although its hard to laugh with a mouth full of food and your arsehole sewn shut
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Post by: StreetsAllSalute on February 23, 2010, 03:48:27 AM
Man you gota joke about everything. Obviously there are some serious issues in peoples live that are indeed very sensitive but one persons comedy is always going to coincide with someone else's misery, its just the way shit works. Its like, if you was a smart enough comic you could probably get away with a twin towers joke in the UK, but do that shit in new york and you're fucked. You should tell every joke you think of though because there's no point in holding it in, somewhere, someone will laugh, guarenteed. Oh and, your mothers are all aliens from the planet, femour.


get a job :laugh:
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Post by: morbidenigma on March 01, 2010, 02:00:32 PM
What does a women plus a rejection equal?

Rape of course.
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Post by: ikke on March 02, 2010, 06:36:31 AM
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
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Post by: Sikotic™ on March 02, 2010, 11:52:46 AM
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
I laughed at that.

Question: Is the Animal Activist section of this forum hidden because I can't find it for some reason?
Title: Re: what shudnt u joke about
Post by: ikke on March 02, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
I laughed at that.

Question: Is the Animal Activist section of this forum hidden because I can't find it for some reason?
HOLY SHIT

This forum is a covered up peta forum!
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Post by: big mat on March 02, 2010, 07:59:01 PM
you shouldn't joke about little negroes carrying a wheelbarrow inside women vaginas, because they exist  :o
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Post by: fabtoxicp on March 03, 2010, 09:25:45 PM
obvioulsy, nobody can joke about 2pac and/or bigge - everybody gets mad, if u do so..  ::)
silly fanboys..
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Post by: morbidenigma on March 04, 2010, 05:01:24 PM
If shes old enough to bleed, shes old enough to breed..


My wife died yesterday and I'm now very sad and upset.I had to go to work today with my clothes creased.
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Post by: morbidenigma on April 15, 2010, 06:36:08 AM
I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, "Wait a minute..."

I remember when I had my first ever boner...Unfortunately, it was my uncle's and it was in my mouth.
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Post by: Mygla on April 18, 2010, 04:58:24 AM
god
retarded people
kids

If there's anything that SHOULD BE made fun of... it's God and religion.  I have read alot about religion, but some of the most devastating arguments agains the delusions of religion come from stand up comedians like George Carlin, Bill Maher and Jim Jefferies. There should me made MORE jokes about religion, and kids should be exposed to these jokes from an early age, so they realize how fucking retarded religion is.
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Post by: morbidenigma on April 18, 2010, 06:26:25 AM


If there's anything that SHOULD BE made fun of... it's God and religion.  I have read alot about religion, but some of the most devastating arguments agains the delusions of religion come from stand up comedians like George Carlin, Bill Maher and Jim Jefferies. There should me made MORE jokes about religion, and kids should be exposed to these jokes from an early age, so they realize how fucking retarded religion is.
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spot on mygla
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Post by: BOX5 the best poster on this site yell on April 18, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
you can joke about anything,but i know if some white muthafucca calls me nigger and we face to face don't be shocc'd if you get fucc'd up, my daughter is out the question to,baby mama i wouldn't trip on that haha yell
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Post by: Leggy Hendrix on April 19, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Statistically... 38 out of 39 people enjoy gang rape.

edited for truth  ;D
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on April 19, 2010, 09:11:24 PM
lol
and what percentage of that number claims otherwise?




Statistically... 38 out of 39 people enjoy gang rape.

edited for truth  ;D