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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: pappy on June 06, 2004, 07:44:14 PM
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lets make a story like im start it off an than some1 else carries on. than where get in published an make millions an all the money will go 2 me since it was my idea an since im poor
one day a boy named elior rubenstein...... some1 carry on
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was hittin switches in his low low...
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but than crashed bicycle into a ditch
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he got up, and brushed the dirt off his shoulder...
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and decided he was gonna be the worlds gayest rapper...
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so he sat home thinking of a name and the best he could come up with was
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and he came up with the name 'sgv'
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so he wrote his first rhyme called "....
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'Gay Gay Huray Huray!',that was how he called his song for he didn't feel like becoming a closet-homosexual and was open about his sexual preferences. He set himself a goal; To tell everyone he was gay by ways of his music. He wrote the song and then...
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quickly received a phone call from snoop dogg, he said...
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"why dont you come over to my crizzib so i can tizzap dat izzass?!"
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But SGV responded 'I thought you weren't gay Snoop?'...Then there was a pause and Snoop said 'Dizzamn! Isn't you one of my hizzoes? Wrizzong number then! And dizzamn I promised I wouldn't talk izzles and bizzles any more.Stupid of me.Beyatch!' And then he hung up. SGV decided to call Caushun,the gay rapper and so...
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he proceeded to undress himself, put on his nelly cd, and call the gay rapper...
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when he called the other gay rapper told him...
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"Me llamo Ja Rule."
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and then he died
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End of story lol
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^^
Nah cos of his infamous reputation he was resurrected into another form, one we call...
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the infamous lil jon
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..who's officially not gay but does shout 'Yeah!' when he's in the company of ludacris ushers....and has a bunch of homo-mates called the Backside Boys. And together they...
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He had to destory the Matrix by making crunk beats.
damn Virus^
lets make a story like im start it off an than some1 else carries on. than where get in published an make millions an all the money will go 2 me since it was my idea an since im poor
Wait didn't Smerlus say if you have computer your not poor ;D
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then, a giant pigshaped eagle picked him up and flew to madagaskar, where they had vegitarian rice pilav lunch, and the king of israel said..
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"take off your clothes and dance to the hokey pokey" and the king was amazed by....
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the fact that they both had the exact same tatto of....
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an huge ham, and the king killed him with a kitchen sink
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but the king being the lazy man he was didnt finish the job so elior the gay rapper poked the kings anus in the middle of the night with his forehead an than said to the king.....
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do you work out?
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To wich the king replied:'Yes,I sometimes fulfill my ruling duties outside my house as I like to be outside and have the bugs walk between my toes. So I do work out. Now I don't hope to be a nuisance but could you please remove your dick from my asshole? It hurts...being the narrow,skinny and fragile dude that I am. The royal anus is in royal pain.' And then the gay rapper said...
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really it hurt, no1 never ever said my 3 inches of fury hurt. lets make a rap album together called the magical jews myserty tour now lets go out an kill a .....
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"ok", and as he removed his penis, he said, "but we have to work out sometime", and then he ran out of the room, going ....
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really it hurt, no1 never ever said my 3 inches of fury hurt. lets make a rap album together called the magical jews myserty tour now lets go out an kill a .....
wild hog and wear his balls as earings and i can impress....
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my broke worthless uncle, that doesn't do shit except...
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really it hurt, no1 never ever said my 3 inches of fury hurt. lets make a rap album together called the magical jews myserty tour now lets go out an kill a .....
wild hog and wear his balls as earings and i can impress....
my mom an sub-z
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my broke worthless uncle, that doesn't do shit except...
cheats and beats his wife and plays with his...
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his nipples. He enjoys rubbing, tweaking, and wetting them. His nipples have gained magical properties because of this. They glow and lactate. He sells his titty milk to....
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old ladies around town. Its really healthy for them they think. but really it...
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is quite crazy thought elior.... i went from a homesexual rapper to the kings gay man toy. i am takin over he thought untill a masked man came along.....................
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named Sub Z saying he would like to burn elior becuase hes a jew so elior...
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busted out a freestyle so horrid, that the only way sub z could cure the suffering was to burn himself. after that elior sat in a hot tub on extasy for 8 hours with...
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all roker butt nekked an tellin al how even tho he is only 13 he is goin to vegas to gamble an they dont kick him out because.....
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....and asked Elior to take over. He was gay but nevertheless,it was his duty to fuck the wife of the handicapped and so he did,but when he had done so he thought...
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Man I really love pussy why am I gay, then all of a sudden Elior's Fairy God-Transvestite-Mother came out and said...
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"MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MIND MOTHERFUCKER!!!"...
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then he melted into a dirty chicken egg..
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....and the only way left to recognize him was that you could still see his extremely giant nose, and he still has the same damn squeaky ass annoying voice. He hopes once he hits puberty his voice will change, but he's afraid that he may never hit puberty because...
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he died of aids
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then his mother had another child, who this time was a girl...
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who looked just like her dead brother. She decided to go by the name NIK, which was short for...
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he got while on a weekend excursion in the.....
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LMAO, I think AcGrundy is really into this... :D
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is what elior thought while givin it 2 ac grundy up the butt til he woke up next to toms mom highly disapointed cuz he wished it was tom's dad an his magical pitch fork used to...........
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...Satisfy Z-Virus and Mauzip as they frolic with each other in bed...
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stir up the hay that he sleeps on cuz he is a big dumb animal. then elior decided to go suck on his dog's...
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LONE left testicle to make a certaint some1 jelious but who could it be
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...Then Tom woke up from his gay fantasy.
The End.
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...Then Tom woke up from his gay fantasy.
The End.
why do u get so pissed off when people make fun of you over a message board for?????
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...Then Tom woke up from his gay fantasy.
The End.
shit, I was gunna write The End, lol twat.
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there already was an end on page one..
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there already was an end on page one..
no there wasn't u liar
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yes there was, but the foolish women didn't see it
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yes there was, but the foolish women didn't see it
your a liar
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yes there was, but the foolish women didn't see it
your a liar
no
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yes there was, but the foolish women didn't see it
your a liar
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lol I'm just fuckin wit you
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yes there was, but the foolish women didn't see it
your a liar
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lol I'm just fuckin wit you
no u weren't.. you're a liar lol
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LOL
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lol there goes the story
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LOL, who said I was mad?
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muthafuckaz, thats only the end of chapter 1..........
chapter 2.........
LYRICAL_G rolls into the elliors crib in his new nike air wheelchair 2004 max and says "seeeeeeeeeeeeen seeeeeeeeeeeen" and rolls back out.
the end
y'all can start chapter 3
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elior mad that this was jus tom gay fantasy he deceides to drop some xtc an fuck a midget but first he must........
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suck some cock to get money for the xstacy. so he puts on a blond wig and hangs out on the corner of...
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78th an roosevelt ave where all the transvestite an cross dressin hookers hang out lookin for customers untill the police rolled up an told elior.........
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"Yo word up son, get the fuck outta here, we don't want no jew male hookers hangin around here, we're trying to have a lunch break here, mothahooker!"
That's when..
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when al roker came in an told elior i will purchase your service untill...............
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when al roker came in an told elior i will purchase your service untill...............
Jesus comes back. After that, the only way to get me to re-purchase your service is if u give me a bj in a pool of rice while my grandma watches.
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...then Tom's dad came rolling down a hill in his weelchair, and started chasing Elior shouting, "godamnit, people need to stop fucking my whore wife...This cane/pitchfork works better than a fucking 10 inch penis!"..Meanwhile, Acgrundy stepped out of his house for the first time in his 27 years of living, and got a 3rd degree sun burn...He immediately ran back into the house to post more disses about his imaginary arch-nemisis, NIK...After that, Jome made a few threads about how the new 3rd Base song is dope...Then Jome went on mIRC and kept posting links to his positive karma, when Jomes homo partner Mauzip...
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got jelious that elior the first open cross dressing jewish homosexual rapper was payin more attention to elior so he deceided eneough is enought when all of a sudden.......
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Meanwhile, Acgrundy stepped out of his house for the first time in his 27 years of living, and got a 3rd degree sun burn...
LMFAO i gotta give u props that made me laugh out loud
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got jelious that elior the first open cross dressing jewish homosexual rapper was payin more attention to elior so he deceided eneough is enought when all of a sudden.......
elior announced that his own sweaty balls tasted like salt N Vinegar potatoe chips. How did he taste his own balls? Well he has learned to be quite flexible from weekends of him and his dad...
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.......takin yoga classes not includin the rib removle surgery that they both had. the king bein fasanated by his ability asked him to teach him yoga in return for some gay calvin kline models on him birthday but then the kings wife burst in and said....................
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this is getting introresting
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.......takin yoga classes not includin the rib removle surgery that they both had. the king bein fasanated by his ability asked him to teach him yoga in return for some gay calvin kline models on him birthday but then the kings wife burst in and said....................
"you only get to fuck them if i do first", before proceeding to snort cocaine from the nuts of a man wearing peekaboo calvin boxers...
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...then Acgrundy made more posts about Elior's balls, right after claiming he was a straight individual.
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...then Acgrundy made more posts about Elior's balls, right after claiming he was a straight individual.
elior was than furious b/c he is the only man ehre supposed to be talkincabout other mens balls so he came up with a diabolicle plan.........
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...to play monopoly in his underwear with his best friend, who was ironically named....
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shaq. ............
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...Shaq also fucked Tom's mom, but then again, who hasn't...Even...
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even eliors mom who even more easy that tom's mom but she has nothing on pink who once slept with a moutain goat and.........
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Tom's mom in a 3some...
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which turned out to be a 4sum cuz the goat had 2 dicks
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It was another dick on a dick, which meant..
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It was another dick on a dick, which meant..
that eliors girlfriend an father got involved in fuck a goat but than elior got mad an ssaid damn it this about my rap career not ur massive interracial beastiality orgies this about my rap career an the movie i am puttin out (http://hometown.aol.com/infamous718rep/images/sccitmovie.jpg) an it stars............
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Wayne Brady and Samuel L. Jackson....
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as well as J-Kwon & Avril Lavigne....
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...and Tom's mom in a massive gang-bang scene.
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now its time for Sccit to drop his album everyones been waiting for called...
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watch me deep throat guest staring caushaun the gay rapper, boy george, an ...........
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and Cyndi Lauper cuzz he wants people who know how to talk real shit and David Hassalhaulf will be his opening act when he performce at...
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...Tom's mom's bedroom.
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Where the massive gangbang with Tom's mother, Scitt "The shitter" Elior, Scitt's male "AIM-lover" Jamal and Scitt's former intellectual friend Roccy, Cindy "The shit" Lauper, David "Hassel the Hoff" Hasselhoff, Casushan "The other gay rapper" and Boy George.
During the "performance"...
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...Jome sucked Mauzip's dick, and Mauzip agreed to post a link to Jome's positive karma on the WCC message board...
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......just so he can feel betta about him self cuz everyone knows he has low self esteem which effects his.....
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...knowledge on Hip-Hop...In Norway, "Straight Outta Compton" is still in the "new albums" section.
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The death of Eazy-E is also unknown of in Norway,in Z's Netherlands however...
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There are too many white people, except in Amsterdam where the Asians have taken over and appearantly have started a "Kill white people" movement. It's a movement doggy, and caused by..
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the excess of Asian people that leave their oriental homes to find a better life in Europe. When they arrive they get a big anti-climax however because...
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There are so many god damn white people!
So after grabbing some weapons, they find some white people and..
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shoot them all. But then Dado Prso comes in and gets a yellow card from the referee.
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Then the Asians jump the referee (no homo) because he's a racist giving out YELLOW cards because they're Asian. With the referee dead, the white people can suddenly..
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listen to good music:
http://www.thugpoetry.com/tq/sounds/californialovegent.rm
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and watch lampard score 0-1 against France..
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and tuesday we're gonna kick gemany's ass 8)
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and germany is not going to make it to the quarter finals, cuz Holland will be 1st in the group en Czech will be 2nd Latvia will be third and germany pfff last
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and Z the laidback Virus is getting heavily fed up with this because he can't stand football. However, he has his revenge when...
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he slit his own throat.
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and he dies and at his funeral his parents...
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..aren't there because their son was white.
Even though they're white too, they..
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always wanted a black kid, so they always treated Z-Virus like an Iraqi prisoner and...
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kept him in the basement, where they fed him...
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Mauzip's bloody tissues that he wiped his gaping asshole with, which is a direct result of his father shoving a huge....
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gerbil up his ass. but the gerbil was actually ja rule, but no one could tell the difference until...
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Mauzip pushed the gerbil (Ja Rule) back out of his asshole, at which point Mauzip's mother grabbed the gerbil, spread her legs apart and...
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ja rule, scared of the sight of pussy, ran away and tried to run back up mauzips ass. no such luck tho cuz...
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by now, Mauzip's ass was stuffed by his dad's cock, so then Jome enters the room with his, as Mauzip called it "small penis" dangling, and he....
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cut it off even though he can't stand blood but...
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and germany is not going to make it to the quarter finals, cuz Holland will be 1st in the group en Czech will be 2nd Latvia will be third and germany pfff last
...however turkey didnt make it to the EM
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cuz latvia butfucked 'em
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and then Holland failed as they always do...
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cuz Advocaat is an idiot for not letting Makaay play, but thank god Ruud van Nistelrooij exists
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I agree.