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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Russell Bell on May 09, 2013, 01:39:15 PM

Title: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 09, 2013, 01:39:15 PM
Elano, I think I speak for all Americans, as dumb as we may be sometimes and reluctant to admit our feelings, when I say these tenderly thought out words to you:

We owe you a lot, my friend!!!  You come to this forum, day in and day out, and contribute with news articles and thoughtful insight about American sports, music, and even the occasional American tragedy.  Thousands of miles of ocean and land separate you from these topics and intended audience - but you're never deterred.  You give your honest opinion, in the face of American hatred - which apparently knows no bounds.   

Yet you still try and guide and inform our naive ways when even we ourselves cannot recognize our doltishness.  For example, you tirelessly bring us news about shootings in America that we would probably never have heard of - in an attempt to arm our brains with the courage needed to resist the dirty and inherently evil gun.

You also give us news about folks like Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Ma$e, and others, who we all clamor for info about but are to lazy to google search and find for ourselves.

And when your unassuming and unappreciative audience lashes out in immaturity, you never stoop to their level, and instead, stay a rung on the ladder higher.  Always.  Even in your insults (which are necessary to maintain order and peace on the Board).

Elano, some Americans, the unelightened and stupid ones, will not understand this message.  But I know you will.  You are cherished here on this board.  Never leave us my friend. 
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 09, 2013, 03:17:20 PM
props to elano...a true og of this board 8)
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: G-Funk on May 09, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american :D

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EzIB7-vjubk/TcIT0bdbMCI/AAAAAAAAARo/GoK_alYW0dk/s1600/Americans%2BCelebrating%2BOsama%2Bbin%2BLaden%2527s%2BDeath.jpg)
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 09, 2013, 03:45:40 PM
Elano is the ultimate authority on mandingo porn too
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sir Petey on May 09, 2013, 03:48:18 PM
He's cool
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 09, 2013, 05:01:25 PM
ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american :D

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EzIB7-vjubk/TcIT0bdbMCI/AAAAAAAAARo/GoK_alYW0dk/s1600/Americans%2BCelebrating%2BOsama%2Bbin%2BLaden%2527s%2BDeath.jpg)

Elaineo,

I think that given how these mean Americans treat you on this board, just for having a love of American music, American sports, American pop culture, and also American African-Americans, you really do owe this board a "fuck you".  But once again, you show youre the bigger man.  I admire you, my friend.  Dont stop being you. 

Bigg Upps to Italy, and more importantly, Bigg Upps to copy + paste skillz.  Mad underrated here in the States (of course, dumb Americans man I swear  :laugh:).
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 09, 2013, 08:15:44 PM
lol @ "DUMBell Bell"
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 09, 2013, 09:07:17 PM
ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american :D

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EzIB7-vjubk/TcIT0bdbMCI/AAAAAAAAARo/GoK_alYW0dk/s1600/Americans%2BCelebrating%2BOsama%2Bbin%2BLaden%2527s%2BDeath.jpg)

Elaino, I think I understand whats going on here.  See, in the United States and with the English language, a dumbell is a weighted lifting device.  Come to think of it, you might benefit from lifting weights.  It relieves stress and helps to calm one's demeanor. 

Actually, this black shakeweight might be more to your liking.  I dont know if they sell these in Italy though  ???.

(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/85/43/51/00/0085435100219_500X500.jpg) 
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sir Petey on May 09, 2013, 10:57:47 PM
his role here is pivitol
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 10, 2013, 12:19:16 AM
russell last post confirms his stupidity: from now on only sympathy for this kid.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: run-of-the-millian on May 10, 2013, 09:51:16 AM
(http://noblecustom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Lino-Ieluzzi-Renato-Plutino-light-blue-coat-italian-style-650x976.jpg)

Elano crippin with the blue flag.  8)
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 10, 2013, 10:47:20 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2UBhpDlcUnRIFJ8dzeoGW5VUDYFvfnfe-cA_C9i9zGgp6ZD-ruw)
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 11, 2013, 03:59:59 AM
*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*

Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 11, 2013, 04:17:35 AM
*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*



LMAO the conversation?  :D
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 11, 2013, 04:33:45 AM
*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*



LMAO the conversation?  :D

Its an english word for people talking to each other.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*



LMAO the conversation?  :D

Its an english word for people talking to each other.

REALLY?
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 11, 2013, 11:28:58 AM
*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*



LMAO the conversation?  :D

Its an english word for people talking to each other.

REALLY?

Yeah, for sure.  Glad to help my overseas brother out.

This right here, is a conversation.  I can see how you'd be confused, as hiphopdx articles don't typically talk back to you. 

But this is a rap music forum, where actual people and Euros exchange ideas and thoughts about American culture. 
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 11, 2013, 11:38:26 AM
lmao
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2013, 12:26:49 PM

this is a rap music forum, where actual people and Euros exchange ideas and thoughts about American culture. 


ive never seen this forum so eloquently summed up in one sentence.


have a prop
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 11, 2013, 01:59:40 PM

this is a rap music forum, where actual people and Euros exchange ideas and thoughts about American culture. 


ive never seen this forum so eloquently summed up in one sentence.


have a prop

Im like Ronald Reagan breaking down that Wall, except Im breaking down that language barrier. 

Let no Euro go through DUBCC with the riddle of the English language puzzling and laughing at them.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 11, 2013, 11:45:28 PM
russell bell the patriot is here to protect his beloved country  :D
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E3UI-I1zc-k/UNNUox0bTmI/AAAAAAAABS0/i4IyQiQVaWw/s1600/captain-america.jpg)

the A stands for Asshole  :D
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 11, 2013, 11:55:39 PM
what happened to the other reply u made before the captain america one?
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 11, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
what happened to the other reply u made before the captain america one?

what happened to your mother?
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 12, 2013, 12:16:01 AM
thats rude
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 12, 2013, 12:30:16 AM
go to bed dumb jew
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 12, 2013, 12:34:52 AM
go to bed dumb jew


keepin track of american time, are we?


goodnight, smart italian
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 12, 2013, 12:40:53 AM
keepin track of american time, are we?

you should keep track of all the blowjobs that your mother do everyday
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 12, 2013, 12:43:04 AM
keepin track of american time, are we?

you should keep track of all the blowjobs that your mother do everyday


is that how u get down in italy?

no is that how your mother get down everyday
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 12, 2013, 12:44:04 AM
sounds like a homework assignment u'd give at the mandingo club
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 12, 2013, 12:45:09 AM
sounds like a homework assignment u'd give at the mandingo club

sounds like your mother is a dirty whore.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 12, 2013, 12:46:55 AM
mother jokes on mothers day...shame on u
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 12, 2013, 12:55:28 AM
mother jokes on mothers day...shame on u

jokes? your mother doesn't joke, she's a bitch for real.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 12, 2013, 01:07:21 AM
mother jokes on mothers day...shame on u

jokes? your mother doesn't joke, she's a bitch for real.

i give u props and this is how u repay me?
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Russell Bell on May 13, 2013, 06:48:56 AM
go to bed dumb jew


keepin track of american time, are we?


goodnight, smart italian

"I wonder whats going on with all my super fab and favorite American celebritites" *checks internet for kanye and kim news while monitoring American news feed*

"god i hate being a euro im so ashamed" *makes angry thread about Americans in attempt to troll but real feelings still show thru*
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 13, 2013, 11:23:31 AM
go to bed dumb jew


keepin track of american time, are we?


goodnight, smart italian

"I wonder whats going on with all my super fab and favorite American celebritites" *checks internet for kanye and kim news while monitoring American news feed*

"god i hate being a euro im so ashamed" *makes angry thread about Americans in attempt to troll but real feelings still show thru*


*time to post some more links from allhiphop that everyone can easily find*
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 13, 2013, 11:40:20 AM
russell bell the patriot is here to protect his beloved country  :D
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E3UI-I1zc-k/UNNUox0bTmI/AAAAAAAABS0/i4IyQiQVaWw/s1600/captain-america.jpg)

the A stands for Asshole  :D
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 13, 2013, 11:43:47 AM
elano likes to lick asshole
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Elano The One And Only on May 13, 2013, 12:38:46 PM
dumb wilson is bored, poor kid.
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 15, 2013, 11:31:41 AM
dumb wilson is bored, poor kid.

i'm not a kid but nice try brobro
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 15, 2013, 12:02:18 PM
elano likes to lick asshole

Would u lick beyonces bootyhole?
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 15, 2013, 12:12:31 PM
elano likes to lick asshole

Would u lick beyonces bootyhole?

i ain't getting hepatitis from anyone


except maybe Erin Andrews
Title: Re: Americans, we owe Elano props.
Post by: Sccit on May 15, 2013, 12:13:25 PM
elano likes to lick asshole

Would u lick beyonces bootyhole?

i ain't getting hepatitis from anyone


except maybe Erin Andrews


So u sayin she has a dirty booty ?