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Title: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on December 03, 2006, 05:02:47 PM
I for one am a connoiser of sorts when it comes to having a few cocktails no homo before during and after a good joyride at night. I've toured the bay bridge, downtown los angeles, scenic pebble beach, blackstone ave in fresno and I95 thru the east coast while sipping alcohol and breathing in the night time atmosphere. after sikotic hurt my feelings last night by talking about his drunk driving in the dog thread, i thought to myself how great southern cali is for driving drunk. warm weather, lit up smog clouds, city lights, beautiful places. who else enjoys this pastime?
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: SoCal Iz Active on December 03, 2006, 05:05:04 PM
i like driving buzzed but not drunk. being drunk sucks
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Nutty on December 03, 2006, 05:07:12 PM
Yeah, it's okay to drive buzzed and not drunk.......best to get pulled over by a cop and not an ambulance
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on December 03, 2006, 05:07:25 PM
i like driving buzzed but not drunk. being drunk sucks

yeah ur right. correction i mean buzzed
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: SoCal Iz Active on December 03, 2006, 05:13:36 PM
i like driving buzzed but not drunk. being drunk sucks

yeah ur right. correction i mean buzzed

damn man you just reminded me of this one story of when me and my homie were out in the desert at the races (long ass strip of road out in the middle of nowhere.. NO IM NOT A REDNECK its in palm springs, cali) and we were drinkin and i decided i wanted to see my girl (which was in the next town over) so me and this mother fuckers loaded ass drive alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way over there and get my girl outside with her friend. me and her are chillin sittin on the back of the car when my boy starts talkin shit about her. she gets pissed and goes back inside and i layed his ass out like dave chapelle blackzilla style. i put him in the trunk and went to walmarts parking lot goin over speed bumps real fast LMAO
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on December 03, 2006, 05:26:32 PM
i like driving buzzed but not drunk. being drunk sucks

yeah ur right. correction i mean buzzed

damn man you just reminded me of this one story of when me and my homie were out in the desert at the races (long ass strip of road out in the middle of nowhere.. NO IM NOT A REDNECK its in palm springs, cali) and we were drinkin and i decided i wanted to see my girl (which was in the next town over) so me and this mother fuckers loaded ass drive alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way over there and get my girl outside with her friend. me and her are chillin sittin on the back of the car when my boy starts talkin shit about her. she gets pissed and goes back inside and i layed his ass out like dave chapelle blackzilla style. i put him in the trunk and went to walmarts parking lot goin over speed bumps real fast LMAO

On some real talk, i couldn't even read your post. Your avatar kept throwing me off XD. Nigga needs to stop licking ass like that, won't somebody think of the children :(.
Ain't never drunk drive before, I'd hate to get taken out by one of them >_>
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Skindiana bon3z on December 03, 2006, 05:30:52 PM
I'll drive faded...buzzed...but not fuckin' drunk...I can't even see straight when I'm fuckin' drunk...I fucked a fat bitch when I was drunk off my ass...no way am I gonna drive drunk... 8)
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: acgrundy on December 03, 2006, 05:32:06 PM
driving buzzed is the best, I love it.  I wish it was legal.  I can drive better off a 12 pack than a majority of america can drive dead sober.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on December 03, 2006, 06:22:47 PM
I'll drive faded...buzzed...but not fuckin' drunk...I can't even see straight when I'm fuckin' drunk...I fucked a fat bitch when I was drunk off my ass...no way am I gonna drive drunk... 8)

In that case im gona drive.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on December 03, 2006, 06:39:34 PM
fuck that.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Chief on December 03, 2006, 06:45:20 PM
i enjoy driving buzzed, but damn i fear gettin pulled over...

i prefer drivin faded...
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 03, 2006, 07:09:07 PM
I feel really really bad about that shit in the dog thread.  :-[

I hate driving intoxicated, but where I was partying at, all the bitches had gone home to their boyfriends and there were nothing but a bunch of dude I don't know up in the pad. Homie don't play dat so I drank a gallon of water, pissed as much liquor out as I could, and bounced.

It's fucked up driving drunk not because I can't, I would never do it if I wasn't physically capable of doing it. I just hate worrying about cops, especially when you're out in Glendale at 2AM. Then I'm worried about maybe a tail light going out or something that gets the cops attention.

I'm a better driver when drinking, that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Chief on December 03, 2006, 07:20:49 PM
^nah man, thats your imagination... it's proven reaction time decreases on liquor.. otherwise race car drivers would be drivin drunk.

then again, they do spill champagne all over eachother at the end of the race, so who knows  ;D
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 03, 2006, 07:22:32 PM
^nah man, thats your imagination... it's proven reaction time decreases on liquor.. otherwise race car drivers would be drivin drunk.

then again, they do spill champagne all over eachother at the end of the race, so who knows  ;D
I agree with you. What I meant was that I drive better drunk because I make sure I follow every single law and speed limit to a T.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Chief on December 03, 2006, 07:28:33 PM
^nah man, thats your imagination... it's proven reaction time decreases on liquor.. otherwise race car drivers would be drivin drunk.

then again, they do spill champagne all over eachother at the end of the race, so who knows  ;D
I agree with you. What I meant was that I drive better drunk because I make sure I follow every single law and speed limit to a T.

ahh true true, i gotcha  ;)
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Visualize what you can't see on December 03, 2006, 10:17:33 PM
i like driving buzzed but not drunk. being drunk sucks
yup me too. buzzed is ok.
but drunk drivin  :nawty:
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: evan the dude on December 03, 2006, 10:18:01 PM
it's all fun and games till you get caught. i got a DUI last year. shit fucking sucks...it'll open your eyes. trust me.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: WestCoasta on December 04, 2006, 12:29:16 AM
I try to avoid drunk driving but sometimes you've been havin a few somewhere and ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I'm careful though, won't drive if I'm "drunk"

off a few brewskiz I'm cool but if I'm fucked up forget about it, I'm in no shape
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: J$crILLa on December 04, 2006, 12:40:25 AM
not no more, i got 2 DUIs, that shit is fuckin expensive
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: BIGG-A on December 04, 2006, 03:37:23 AM
that "NO HOMO" shit is wack. didnt even want to read this.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: BIGG-A on December 04, 2006, 03:38:21 AM
"NO HOMO"
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Chief on December 04, 2006, 08:27:27 AM
^are you sure you're in the right thread?
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: big mat on December 04, 2006, 02:34:01 PM
i would be lying if i told yall i never drove drunk. I regret, nothing bad happenned but i regret my attitude when i did so
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: late night on December 04, 2006, 05:05:49 PM
i dont like doing it, but i will if i have too. and have on several occasions  :)
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on December 04, 2006, 06:30:04 PM
I for one am a connoiser of sorts when it comes to having a few cocktails no homo before during and after a good joyride at night. I've toured the bay bridge, downtown los angeles, scenic pebble beach, blackstone ave in fresno and I95 thru the east coast while sipping alcohol and breathing in the night time atmosphere. after sikotic hurt my feelings last night by talking about his drunk driving in the dog thread, i thought to myself how great southern cali is for driving drunk. warm weather, lit up smog clouds, city lights, beautiful places. who else enjoys this pastime?


i hope ur bitch ass gets introduced to a pole
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Mr. O on December 04, 2006, 06:36:36 PM
I hate driving drunk because you never know who might hit u.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 04, 2006, 06:36:59 PM
I for one am a connoiser of sorts when it comes to having a few cocktails no homo before during and after a good joyride at night. I've toured the bay bridge, downtown los angeles, scenic pebble beach, blackstone ave in fresno and I95 thru the east coast while sipping alcohol and breathing in the night time atmosphere. after sikotic hurt my feelings last night by talking about his drunk driving in the dog thread, i thought to myself how great southern cali is for driving drunk. warm weather, lit up smog clouds, city lights, beautiful places. who else enjoys this pastime?


i hope ur bitch ass gets introduced to a pole
lol
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 04, 2006, 06:57:55 PM
"who enjoys drunk driving?"

to the OP: i hope everything works out for you man, and may you be safe as you travel down these crazy ass roads....


alcohol + night time + LA drivers = heafty hospital bills.
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on December 04, 2006, 07:08:28 PM
I for one am a connoiser of sorts when it comes to having a few cocktails no homo before during and after a good joyride at night. I've toured the bay bridge, downtown los angeles, scenic pebble beach, blackstone ave in fresno and I95 thru the east coast while sipping alcohol and breathing in the night time atmosphere. after sikotic hurt my feelings last night by talking about his drunk driving in the dog thread, i thought to myself how great southern cali is for driving drunk. warm weather, lit up smog clouds, city lights, beautiful places. who else enjoys this pastime?


i hope ur bitch ass gets introduced to a pole

you shave your genital area whos the bitch me or you
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on December 04, 2006, 07:19:28 PM
gotta keep it clean mayne, im tellin ya, there are benefits to a smooth sack
Title: Re: Who enjoys drunk driving?
Post by: Bones01 on December 05, 2006, 02:52:01 AM
fuck that.