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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2008, 12:00:18 AM

Title: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2008, 12:00:18 AM
really simple, i thought it up right now when i was pissing a gallon at work. Felt like the first Austin Powers


rules are simple.


1. next time you take a piss count how many seconds you last and post it.
2. Be honest


I'll post the top 10, here:


1. es Jay: 51 Seconds
2. Three 2 Get Ready: 49 seconds
3. MTL's M-0-s-T: 48 seconds
4. Don Jacob: 48 seconds
5. Don Jacob: 47 Seconds
6. Three 2 Get Ready: 45 Seconds
7. es Jay- 42 Seconds
8. Three 2 Get Ready: 41 seconds
9. Don Jacob: 40 seconds
10. Blunt Tyme: 38 seconds


Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Chief on September 20, 2008, 12:05:26 AM
lol there will always being a wise ass lying

but the longest piss i ever did was around 70-80 seconds i counted that shit too cause i knew it would be a long piss
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 20, 2008, 10:17:08 AM
[sarcasm]
I should remind myself to count tomorrow morning. I won't take a leak all night, just so I can win this game. This'll be so much worth it...!
[/sarcasm]

I might just do it though.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Muhfukka on September 20, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
honestly, sometimes i piss for 3-4 minutes straight. no joke. it trips me out sometimes because i wont feel like i have to piss, and then out of nowhere i have to piss really bad and it just doesnt stop. i am six foot seven so my bladder is probably larger than average but still
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 20, 2008, 11:50:07 AM
First to put down a score! I timed 11 seconds. lmao. Didn't have to take a piss, but did it anyway. What prize do I get? ;)
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 21, 2008, 05:10:12 PM
16 seconds
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 22, 2008, 03:13:31 AM
41!
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Þŕiņçë on September 22, 2008, 10:14:07 AM
Ok i dont think ive ever pissed for longer than like 20 seconds lol. I think i have a small bladder so i piss more frequently.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 22, 2008, 10:35:34 AM
Ok i dont think ive ever pissed for longer than like 20 seconds lol. I think i have a small bladder so i piss more frequently.

Are you serious? I know that if I've had a lot of water or beer, I can go well over a minute.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 22, 2008, 01:05:01 PM
fuck 41? damn i had a 36er this morning
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: westsiderider323 on September 22, 2008, 03:48:07 PM
22 seconds thiz mornin
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 23, 2008, 02:53:12 AM
49 this morning. Had a lot of beers last night and some water before going to bed. I think I'll have to take back that story of going well over a minute though, because 49 seconds seemed forever - not much to improve on that score. Either way, I do have a highly trained bladder  :halo:
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 23, 2008, 02:53:47 AM
Props to Don Jacob for keeping track of the scores! :D
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 23, 2008, 03:34:44 AM
i take super short ass pisses...ill time it next time.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 23, 2008, 12:28:09 PM
40 this mourning
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Birdie on September 23, 2008, 01:47:16 PM
Damn that's such a long time!

Hey dudes, it also depends, if U got watches or if you're counting from memory. If you're drunk, it might be hard as well ;D.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: GimmeYourShoes on September 23, 2008, 01:55:37 PM
17 seconds. The first three seconds was blood so if that counts.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 23, 2008, 07:28:38 PM
you might want to get that checked out.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: TRG on September 23, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
34 seconds, no assist
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Johnny B on September 23, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
usually in the morning I have my longest pisses, but just now, 22 seconds. lol
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 24, 2008, 08:40:42 AM
45 last night after a shit load of beers. It somehow seems I can't break my own record though, even though at first that one didn't seem maximized either.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 24, 2008, 08:44:10 AM
lol there will always being a wise ass lying

but the longest piss i ever did was around 70-80 seconds i counted that shit too cause i knew it would be a long piss

i was on a trip and i stopped to pee on a farm the girl iw as with was freaaaaaaking out i swear i pissed got 2 minutes.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 24, 2008, 11:20:06 AM
I had 9 seconds this morning and now i juts did 48 seconds
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 24, 2008, 04:47:04 PM
the official qualifying time is now 18 seconds.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 24, 2008, 07:20:18 PM
this is cracking me up, i feel like dirking 2 liters of water juts to win.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 24, 2008, 08:26:45 PM
then i'll drink a gallon,lol.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 25, 2008, 01:05:34 AM
^^ http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/



you're next.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 25, 2008, 02:35:38 AM
I just had the most embarassing morning piss ever. That wasn't even 20 seconds... I can't seem to take long pisses anymore. MTL, do your thing..!
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: es-jay on September 25, 2008, 06:49:46 AM
i take super short ass pisses...ill time it next time.


you piss out of your ass??



on topic, just took a piss, 42 seconds.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: TRG on September 25, 2008, 05:49:50 PM
got up this mornin, 37 sec piss
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 25, 2008, 11:15:08 PM
47.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: es-jay on September 26, 2008, 02:25:11 AM
this morning, 51 seconds. i'm kinda proud that i pissed for so long.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 26, 2008, 03:23:47 AM
i take super short ass pisses...ill time it next time.


you piss out of your ass??



on topic, just took a piss, 42 seconds.


LOL, youre definetely not american.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: es-jay on September 26, 2008, 04:11:34 AM
i take super short ass pisses...ill time it next time.


you piss out of your ass??



on topic, just took a piss, 42 seconds.


LOL, youre definetely not american.


it was a joke, American.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 26, 2008, 06:04:52 AM
this morning, 51 seconds. i'm kinda proud that i pissed for so long.

Ehhh... Congrats, lol ;D
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: westsiderider323 on September 26, 2008, 11:08:33 AM
38 seconds thiz mornin holla @ cha boy
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Don Jacob on September 26, 2008, 11:37:26 AM
this morning, 51 seconds. i'm kinda proud that i pissed for so long.

fuck i wish i would have paced myself this morning!


48 seconds
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 27, 2008, 01:40:39 AM
fuck i juts went for a long ass piss and forgot to count.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 27, 2008, 12:45:35 PM
I counted 10 seconds last night, but i was drinkin, and i constantly piss when im sippin liqs.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 27, 2008, 05:54:24 PM
fuck i hate this game now, everytime i piss i end up counting
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Elevz on September 28, 2008, 02:47:40 AM
I should have counted this morning, but I was still drunk from last night lol.
Title: Re: the pissing game
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 29, 2008, 06:16:36 PM
i took 1 second piss...beat that. 8)