West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: AlerG on April 03, 2002, 05:43:24 PM
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ok here's how this goes, you gotta come up with the most clever and funny ways to tell us why your dick is so big, it can be something you heard from someone else or something you make up, ill get us started with 5:
1. my dick is so big it's in the other room right now mixing us drinks.
2. my dick is so big it has russel simmons on hold.
3. my dick is so big it has knee-caps.
4. my dick is so big that i could wear it as a neck tie but i'm too scared i'm gonna get a wood and choke myself to death.
5. my dick is so big that my dick has a dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
your turn, peace.
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my dick is so big, when i shove it up a bitches ass, she starts throwing up cum
LOL all i can think of now
-{bLaDe}
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My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..
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My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..
lol wtf, i jus spit a line like dat
-{bLaDe}
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My dick is so big when I shove down a bitch's throat, she says she aint ready 4 anal sex.......
My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?
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i have a big dick!!!!!
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My dick is so big when I shove down a bitch's throat, she says she aint ready 4 anal sex.......
My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?
lmfao
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My dick is so big an old blind dude grabbed it and went "Is this my walking stick"
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*R Kelly walks in.....*
"my dick is so big, lil kids use it as a see saw"
*R Kelly walks out......*
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....hey but what if i have a small dick...
lol j/k...or maybe i'm not ;)
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....hey but what if i have a small dick...
lol j/k...or maybe i'm not ;)
LMAO!!!
your dick is so small it looks like you got TWO belly buttons
your dick is so small you couldn't break "A CHEERIO"
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my dick is so big, rite when u look at it, u start chokin on it
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My pee pee is so big, when I ejaculate I flood cities.
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My dick is so big, that ever since yur girl seen it...she cant stop doin this >>>> :o
My dick is so big, midgets do pull-ups on it...
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*M Dogg walks in*
I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is
*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*
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*M Dogg walks in*
I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is
*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*
*as we hear them complainin...."it keeps slippin out!"* lol
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*M Dogg walks in*
I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is
*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*
*barf at the thought of M dogg actaully getting laid* :-X
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*barf at the thought of M dogg actaully getting laid* :-X
your my sister... shut up. I wan't even going to post 'cause your on this board more than me...LOL... but I said what the hell.
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my dick is LARGE....go peep what your mom is doing NOW
my dick is LARGE...statue of libery is my babymother
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dawm, some of ya'll ain't go nothing else to do
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my dick is so big b/c i said so
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LMAO!!!
your dick is so small it looks like you got TWO belly buttons
your dick is so small you couldn't break "A CHEERIO"
Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.
what happens if u jus got really big balls
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what happens if u jus got really big balls
Than you need to check with a doctor or some shit..LoL, JK...
anyways, Blade and Roccy, whats up with yall stealing my dick jokes LoL...
Well...
My dick is so big it looks like im climbing a tree when i jack off...
My dick is so big I fuck hoes in different area Codes...
ANd the one Blade and Roccy stole from me originaly goes like this...
My dick is so big I can fuck two bitches at the same time, how u ask? I fuck bitch number 1 first & the dick goes so far down her pussy it comes out of her mouth, and than the second bitch gets fucked with my dick coming out of the first bitches mouth...LoL
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dawm, some of ya'll ain't go nothing else to do
lol what about if they just have a good sense of humor?
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If only I had a dick. :'(
Oh ya...I do.
My dick is so big, when the hoes was looking for it, they couldn't find it, cause they was on it!
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Than you need to check with a doctor or some shit..LoL, JK...
anyways, Blade and Roccy, whats up with yall stealing my dick jokes LoL...
Well...
My dick is so big it looks like im climbing a tree when i jack off...
My dick is so big I fuck hoes in different area Codes...
ANd the one Blade and Roccy stole from me originaly goes like this...
My dick is so big I can fuck two bitches at the same time, how u ask? I fuck bitch number 1 first & the dick goes so far down her pussy it comes out of her mouth, and than the second bitch gets fucked with my dick coming out of the first bitches mouth...LoL
lol i didnt steal tha joke from u, i made it a few days b4 u told me ure joke
-{bLaDe}
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lol i was rollin on the floor when I read those here:
My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?
my dick is so big it's in the other room right now mixing us drinks.
My dick is so big an old blind dude grabbed it and went "Is this my walking stick"
Alright, My DIck is So Big it takes longer lunches than I do.
My dick is so big, it has a basement
My dick is so big, you're standing on it.
And I heard this one from someone else:
My dick is so big, NASA once launched a probe to find the end of it.