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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: ThaChamp on January 13, 2010, 08:03:07 PM

Title: Shit my dad says
Post by: ThaChamp on January 13, 2010, 08:03:07 PM: http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

funny ass twitter page
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on January 13, 2010, 08:12:27 PM: Quote
"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."

Quote
“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back."

LOL
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on January 13, 2010, 08:28:29 PM: Quote from: Young A.G. on January 13, 2010, 08:03:07 PM
http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

funny ass twitter page

+1

"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”

“The whole world is fueled by bullshit… What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I’m giving it to him.”

LOLLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 13, 2010, 10:35:27 PM: HAHAHA...this shit is hilarious.
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: Nutty on January 14, 2010, 12:06:04 AM: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."

"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

Hardcase, lol.
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 14, 2010, 12:21:53 AM: thats some pimpolgy right thur. :bandit:
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: AK_Montana on January 14, 2010, 01:51:20 AM: "WOW THE MOUTH FART SECTION"
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: Fraxxx on January 14, 2010, 04:14:24 AM: "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

And some don't value life experience...
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: 2010-thefuture on January 14, 2010, 12:36:43 PM: lol
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: S P I C E on January 14, 2010, 02:36:03 PM: "Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0"

"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants."

"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

LMFAO
Title: Re: Shit my dad says
Post by: Blasphemy on January 14, 2010, 06:09:07 PM: LOL