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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on March 25, 2009, 12:31:41 AM

Title: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 25, 2009, 12:31:41 AM
There's a militia of raccoons on my roof. I'm goin' for my magnum (not the condom [no bestiality]). I'm a sharp shooter so these motherfuckers better have their wills and insurance policies in order.

BRB.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 12:36:17 AM
(http://www.raccoo-oo-oon.org/images/dp/dead%20raccoon.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 25, 2009, 12:37:01 AM
Establish your dominance and punch the leader in the face
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 25, 2009, 12:42:15 AM
I had no clue these fuckers are bipeds. They walk like old people. WTF? Fuck wasting bullets, I'll take them out by the knees Bensonhurst style. Fuckin mooliyams!
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 12:46:57 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/Y/o/koh_DeathPicksCotton_gr1f.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on March 25, 2009, 12:51:09 AM
I'd call up my homies
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 25, 2009, 12:52:59 AM
They wouldn't make it in time. These motherfuckers are engaging in a full time assault. Last time they did this, I spent 2 hours removing raccoon shit from my gutters. I will not have them disrespect me again!
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 12:54:34 AM
They wouldn't make it in time. These motherfuckers are engaging in a full time assault. Last time they did this, I spent 2 hours removing raccoon shit from my gutters. I will not have them disrespect me again!

(http://www.fatcult.com/images/cartman-as-the-police-respect-my-authority1.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 25, 2009, 12:57:14 AM
Get some water ballons and fill them with paint and have at it!
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 12:59:17 AM
(http://www.japanese-bukkake-blog.com/japanese-bukkake-photos/Bukkake_vote.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on March 25, 2009, 01:16:37 AM
Got no homies in your own hood? I m not the type to assume but, I assume that when i told you to call your homies, you instantaneously thought about calling people from this message board but these people be living in some other continent.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 25, 2009, 01:17:45 AM
Got no homies in your own hood? I m not the type to assume but, I assume that when i told you to call your homies, you instantaneously thought about calling people from this message board but these people be living in some other continent.
Nah, cant trust any of these savages around here. They're disloyal like your typical bitch. I gotta call reinforcements from elsewhere.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
(http://nwitha.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/no_shit_sherlock.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on March 25, 2009, 01:20:46 AM
Its different from me. I don't trust anyone period any by anyone I mean anyone. But I have an easier time getting along with people around me that I see everyday, all of my good friends/my g.f/favorite cousins live within a 5 km radius from me.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
(http://myanimalblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hermit-crab-cove-b1.gif)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: jaytee on March 25, 2009, 01:41:40 AM
You have to pee on them to establish dominance. ;D

I had a run in with some a couple of months ago.  It was late, I hear all of this clawing and see 2 or 3 of them at the base of a tree.  At first I thought it was a cat, but that would been a pretty big cat.  It was about 4 or 5 altogether.  Then my neighbor came out and she said they had been there for about a week and a half.

Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 25, 2009, 01:45:38 AM
(http://www.popularpages.net/pics/pee-girls_4_288.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Primo on March 25, 2009, 07:25:30 AM
Funny you talk about raccoons, I literally chased one out of my yard by throwing random shit at it the other night.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Þŕiņçë on March 25, 2009, 08:14:18 AM
Man you gotta quit that gang banging shit!



edit; Slightly black on black crime is not supported here!!! LOL  ::)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: QuietTruth on March 25, 2009, 08:58:56 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: the ghost on March 25, 2009, 09:43:33 AM
This thread is pure comedy.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: bez on March 25, 2009, 10:23:05 AM
haha the pics in this thread
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Don Jacob on March 26, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
haha the pics in this thread
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/Cconmann/sweet.jpg)
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES on March 26, 2009, 03:02:01 AM
Mr. Marcus and I are coming right now, we got your back.  We just gotta do 1 thing first.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: K.Dub on March 26, 2009, 06:13:43 AM
Stomp on 'em!
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 27, 2009, 12:37:05 AM
Mr. Marcus and I are coming right now, we got your back.  We just gotta do 1 thing first.
We can leave Mr. Marcus at his apartment in Gardena. These raccoons aren't even hoodratish enough for his fitted-and-socks ass.
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on March 27, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
lol
Title: Re: SOS! I'm being attacked!
Post by: jeromechickenbone on March 27, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
Mr. Marcus and I are coming right now, we got your back.  We just gotta do 1 thing first.

Might I suggest a "no homo"