West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on August 06, 2001, 01:10:18 PM
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There is a pit-bull, German Shepherd, and a Rottweiler all locked up in the local dog pound.
The pit-bull decides to speak freely and says, "Ya know, it wasn't my fault I bit that kid's head off. Them kids have been throwing rocks at me for years and I just couldn't help but jump the fence one day and go after them. Now they are going to put me to sleep."
The German Shepherd speaks up and says, "I'm in for a similar incident. My master just wasn't paying any attention to me so I bit his leg off. Now they are going to put me to sleep too."
Both the pit-bull and german shepherd look at the rottweiler and ask, "What are you in for?"
The rott replies, "Well the other day my master's daughter was walking around the house naked all day long cleaning the house. When she went into the bathroom and bent over to clean the tub I just couldn't take it anymore. I came up behind her, put my front paws on her back and mounted her."
The pit-bull asks, "So when are you due to be put to sleep?"
And the lab replies, "Oh, I'm not in to be put to sleep, I'm just in to have my nails trimmed and groomed."
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LMAO....another funny story from the Siktotic man...nice one dawg.
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lol good story.. man u always bringin up tha funny shit
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ROFLMAO!!
Sikotic, we should talk soon dude...Ain't chatted for a while.
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haha, good one, you always got some funny shit, peace.
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lucky ass dog lol
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:laugh:
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bitchez luv dat dogg knot.
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they be like "dog knot is so knotty"