West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on December 18, 2006, 12:57:58 AM
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Everyone hates cops
You live next door to mexicans
You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often
You know what real cheese taste like.
All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.
You can wear sandals all year long.
You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."
You know 65 mph really means 100.
When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
Our governor can kick your governors ass.
You can go out at midnight.
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.
You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.
The best athletes come from here.
We got disneyland....wut now!
We call it soda, not pop.
Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
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ahaha true true
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Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
I never noticed that, but thats very true.
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Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
I never noticed that, but thats very true.
i never been there, yall dont call it cali
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Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
I never noticed that, but thats very true.
i never been there, yall dont call it cali
no, most refer to where they are from, like the IE, LA, the Bay, Oak-town, 619, Fresno, or where ever. Never heard Cali when I am home. I here IE, and MAYBE LA, but never Cali.
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^^ and LMAO @ puttin pac in a pink shirt, :stupid:
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hella sick list bro, everything on there was the truth
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You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often
yup, use those all the time, especially hella.
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LOL. It's funny but it's true. And in retrospect that last one is true. :laugh:
All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
You know 65 mph really means 100.
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
Our governor can kick your governors ass.
EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.
The best athletes come from here.
:raisetheroof:
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thats HELLA true. 8)
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Everyone hates cops
You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often
All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
You know 65 mph really means 100.
When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
;D
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california is the olny state that says "Tight" i find that one hard to believe...
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Everyone hates cops -lol true especially cops with radar guns
You live next door to mexicans -I have mexicans neighbors, they're cool...we exchange eritrean/mexican food on christmas.
You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often
You know what real cheese taste like.
All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. -Some schools get heat wave days off.
You can wear sandals all year long. -You know it.
You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore." -Or lake ;D
You know 65 mph really means 100.
When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
Our governor can kick your governors ass.
You can go out at midnight. -We're watching 60 minutes, going out while they're going to sleeping on the East Coast.
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol
You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. -Within a 5 mile radius any urban place in San Diego, fucka Philly Cheesesteak.
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions. -lol even the Priest
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.
The best athletes come from here.
We got disneyland....wut now!
We call it soda, not pop.
Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
You gonna get honked on if you don't turn on red, because it's legal here.
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you know you're me when you use a car shelter as a jimmy hat
you know you're me when you're sleeping in a silo
you know you're me when you carry a wheelbarrow everywhere to carry your dick
you know you're me when your pick up truck got the box in front
you know you're me when people are always askin you who is that siamese brother you got and why he don't look like you cuz with his baldhead and is collar
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lots of true shit here
alot of people from SO Cal say hella now as well...
oh, also people say sick alot
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...when you're in West Hollywood and see something like this:
(http://myspace-326.vo.llnwd.net/00283/62/38/283988326_l.jpg)
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You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol
hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760
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You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol
hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760
Fuck both of you.
Only person on dubcc reppin' the 858.
I've never had to call 760.
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ya a lot of that is true haha good read
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^^ and LMAO @ puttin pac in a pink shirt, :stupid:
Disgusting. :grumpy:
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...when you're in West Hollywood and see something like this:
(http://myspace-326.vo.llnwd.net/00283/62/38/283988326_l.jpg)
LMAO. It's funny cuz it's true...
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You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol
hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760
Fuck both of you.
Only person on dubcc reppin' the 858.
I've never had to call 760.
858 all day
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You know you're from Los Angeles when you go to 7/11 for hot dogs and coffee because LA is lame and everything else is closed cuz it's after midnight
You know you're from LA if cops stop you for no reason and try to fuck with you
You know you're from LA if you spend 2 hours sitting in traffic getting to work/school which is 5 miles away
You know you're from LA if someone you know has been shot
You know you're from LA if your neighbor lives in a 2 bedroom apartment and has a 430S-class Benz
You know you're from LA if you never go to the beach because parking is a bitch, and it takes 3 hours to get there
You know you're form LA if your lungs are black not because you smoke, but because there's a thick brown belt of smog above the city
You know you're from LA if people try to compete with you in everything
You know you're from LA if people look at you weird and you can't trust anyone
You know you're from LA if people judge you based on what car you drive and what clothes you wear
You know you're from LA if you feel like you should be living in SF, the northeast, or europe
You know you're from LA if nobody gives a fuck about politics and exploitation, and is apathetic about real issues
You know you're from LA if you watch 3-5 movies at the theaters each week
You know you're from LA if your homie gets a new mod for his car every week
You know you're from LA if the girls who are out past 10 all look like sluts
You know you're from LA if you haven't been to 80% the Los Angeles/Orange county in 5 years
You know you're from LA if people around you are narrow minded, materialistic, and obsessive psychopaths
You know you're from LA if the navigation system in the car has an "avoid areas" feature
You know you're from LA if there's no pedestrians because there's no point to walk the streets, it's boring
You know you're from LA if you can't afford a house no matter how much you work
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^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...
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^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...
The dude has probably never even been to California.
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^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...
I'm just pointing out the bad things. Some of the good things in the beginning of the thread i agree with. The reason i'm so bitter is because i'm in Barcelona right now and it's 100x better than LA. I think i'm gonna move here. Another thing that is bad about LA is that everyone thinks that LA is the shit even though they've never been anywhere else
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^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...
The dude has probably never even been to California.
Been living in LA for 9 years
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^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...
The dude has probably never even been to California.
Been living in LA for 9 years
Never mind then. ;D
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The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.
You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed you're annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult you're horoscope before planning your day.
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haha tight shit Sik......California Love all day everyday
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Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
I never noticed that, but thats very true.
i agree, i call it KILLA kali
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Another thing that is bad about LA is that everyone thinks that LA is the shit even though they've never been anywhere else
LOL
and alot of that shit i can attribute to my city too. just more boring than cali i think.... but atleast our clubs are open LATE!
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...when you're in West Hollywood and see something like this:
(http://myspace-326.vo.llnwd.net/00283/62/38/283988326_l.jpg)
LMAO. It's funny cuz it's true...
You know your gay when your theses two who cant get enough of a certain poster, and have pictures of this poster on their hard drive, and my name is in their mouth more than their gay boyfriends dick. hahahahahahahaahahaha.......fuck off my nuts kid....hahahahaha, MORE THREADS WITH YOU ON MY NUTS KID! get over me!!!
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You know your gay when your theses two who cant get enough of a certain poster and have pictures of this poster on their hard drive, and my name is in their mouth more than their gay boyfriends dick.