West Coast Connection Forum
DUBCC - Tha Connection => Outbound Connection => Topic started by: Dave Shining on January 24, 2004, 03:37:32 PM
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;Dgot this from another site.
If Hip Hop was a High School...
Lil Kim would be the school ho.
Master P would be the basketball star.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his
Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
Afro-Centric
but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew
consisting of
Mos Def and Such..
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports
and
stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at
the
school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday
(...oh wait, he was!)
Biggie, Pun & Fat Joe would be the ugly fat fukks with no friends
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of
an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take
classes
at the back of the school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a
novel of
sorts
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies
attention....
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books,
getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone
wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and
most
of the guys hate
Which means the St. Lunatics would be the guys that get fine ladies
simply
because of their affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody
could
understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older
brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or
not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's
a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to
every
class
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of
the
required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of
hype,
tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of
his
voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to
school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....
Pac & Prodigy would be the only two males in dance class
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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LOL That was pretty funny. ;D
Method Man & Redman on High School. ;D
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gotta admit, it was kinda funny.. but damn.. dont you have better ways to spend your free time??
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this is pretty funny and true, but
Biggie, Pun & Fat Joe would be the ugly fat fukks with no friends
that aint right....
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what about dre, cube and ren? or the d.o.c. ;D
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i aint do this someone else did
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As soon as I saw Busta's name I knew this was coming:
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books,
getting his lunch
;D
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gotta admit, it was kinda funny.. but damn.. dont you have better ways to spend your free time??
u look like rupaul
cam'ron would be that closet homosexual
juelz santana would be that fake thug that gets punked for his lunch money
snoop - he be the guy that claims he fucked every girl in school but is still a virgin
scarface - he be the school nut case with scars all over hsi arm from tryin to kill himself.
christina agulera... she aint rap but she would be lilkims best friend an jus as much a ho
kool g rap, big daddy kane, ice t, schooly d - thye be the guys that started all these trends n shit but got no love for it
daz - the school crackhead
xzibit - he'd be that person that was mad chill an cool wth the loners. an than he became friends with the popular kids an sucked
wu-tang - the group of wackos that would be by themselves
warren g - he be popular just b/c he hung around with his popular cousin dr dre
bizzy bone - he would be the senior that sounded like he still hasnt hit puberty
paris n chuck d - they be on some kill whitey shit but there best friend is white an they got a secret crush on a white girl
andree 3000 - he be the guy every1 guy thought was gay but on the d-lo he was fuckin some fine broad
caushaun the gay rapper - he be i-bo's n cam'rons boy toy
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;Dgot this from another site.
DPGC-2G, right?
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kool g rap, big daddy kane, ice t, schooly d - thye be the guys that started all these trends n shit but got no love for it
xzibit - he'd be that person that was mad chill an cool wth the loners. an than he became friends with the popular kids an sucked
warren g - he be popular just b/c he hung around with his popular cousin dr dre
LMAO!! On point with those ones.
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crooked I - the talented athlete that never gets a chance to play cause the coach is an asshole
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andree 3000 - he be the guy every1 guy thought was gay but on the d-lo he was fuckin some fine broad
that is fucking great, i love it
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crooked I - the talented athlete that never gets a chance to play cause the coach is an asshole
Props man, hit the nail on the head with that one.
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Snoop Dogg-That 21 year old senior who just cant graduate and stays fuckin all the new freshmen girls that come in and has all the seniors look up to him and all the freshmen hate him and the softmores and jrs wanna be like him
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Where do you people come up with these topics?
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The R. Kelly one was probably the funniest.
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Dr. Dre would be the one allways busy with his homework and allways promising to publish it,yet rarely bringing it out.
MC Ren would be the one allways cussing and don't giving a fuck about anything
Eazy would be one pretending to be hard
RBX would be the weird guy with an enormous love for horrormovies and violence including explosives
Kokane would be the one singing at artistic events with a squealy voice and loving the old P-Funk shit
Tray Deee would be a graduate still hanging around school and kickin' everyone's ass,being a hothead
Goldie would be Tray's best friend,having him as his rolemodel
Suga Free would be talking obscene language all the time,making girls react like :o :-[
Bad Azz wouldn't be very popular,yet the one best able to brag and talk intelligent
Kurupt would think of himself as dope while he's being laughed at all the time