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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 17, 2005, 10:51:16 AM

Title: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 17, 2005, 10:51:16 AM
I've never done this before,Im always honest & all that,but anyways here's the story.Well today is the last day of school so wit a couple of homies & chicks from my class,we all went to get some beers.We went to some stadium & as everyone knows girls get drunk after barely drinkin a whole beer,so we are all leavin & then we see this cool car,a sportish type.2 girls liked it (the other 2 werent wit us anymore) & started commenting on it.So I started joking around & saying stuff that I have a Dodge Viper at home (keep in mind this was just a simple joke).They were like "really???" & wanted me to pick them up some day in the Viper.At first I thought they were joking just like I was but after a sec me & my homies realised they actually fell for it.So they were askin me questions like if I got a license & all that.One of the other dudes started confirming that he's seen the keys to the Viper,lol.After all the chit chat they wanted my number so I gave it to them & Im supposed to pick them up tommorow in my Dodge Viper,lmao.I never knew drunk girls were so naive & I cant believe they fell for sth like that.I dont care how drunk you are,I find it hard to believe that anyone will believe bullshit like that.Anyways Im worried that tommorow they'll realise that I was lying.Or maybe they'll go wit me knowing I havent got that Viper.Just thought I'd share that wit yall,also have any of yall lied to go out wit a chick???
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: TuKer Says: Angeles Records is the truth!! on June 17, 2005, 11:17:21 AM
take a pic when they see you picking them up in a bike and not a viper, and if they get mad just say that you were drunk, lie man it aint going to hurt you lol, and if they dont wanna be with you because you dont have a viper you will realize how they really are materialistic bitches.
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: DAYUM on June 17, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
im lieng to this senior she thinks i just turned 17 but really im 16 but she goes to a different school anyways so im not to worried

but i had to the bitch is hot!
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Gangstauu on June 17, 2005, 11:41:46 AM
Hahah, put a viper logo on ur bike!
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Woozie on June 17, 2005, 11:45:06 AM
Hahah, put a viper logo on ur bike!

lol  :)
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Diabolical on June 17, 2005, 12:04:38 PM
im lieng to this senior she thinks i just turned 17 but really im 16 but she goes to a different school anyways so im not to worried

but i had to the bitch is hot!

Dayum thats so gangsta nigga!!

Lol @ putting the badge on the bike
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 17, 2005, 12:06:03 PM
take a pic when they see you picking them up in a bike and not a viper, and if they get mad just say that you were drunk, lie man it aint going to hurt you lol, and if they dont wanna be with you because you dont have a viper you will realize how they really are materialistic bitches.
lol at the pic.I dont get drunk after 2 cans of beer,I was basically drinkin cause everyone was.So lyin that I was drunk is a bad idea.I dont know what I'll tell them tommorow,I'll think of sth right on the spot,lol.As for that materialistic thing,1 of those girls already has a boyfriend so I guess she's that type of girl.As for the other,I dont know if she's got a boyfriend but Im gonna be mainly concentrating on her if we meet tommorow.I just hope she isnt the materialistic type.
Hahah, put a viper logo on ur bike!
lmao :laugh:
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Mac 10 † on June 17, 2005, 12:09:36 PM
u could always rent it, and they pretend uve "sold" it - if she ever asks where it is after the date ;D
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Diabolical on June 17, 2005, 12:17:51 PM
Or he could just hit her over the head with a bike pump and get his dick sucked right there. Straight Up
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Acgrundy on June 17, 2005, 12:59:37 PM
is the drinking age 12 where you live?
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 17, 2005, 01:07:03 PM
^18
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: ABN on June 17, 2005, 02:37:20 PM
if it´s females that i know for a fact that i will never meet again i´ll tell them whatever i need to tell them to get what i want(pussy and /or head).
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: mauzip on June 17, 2005, 02:46:45 PM
there are 2 possibilities:

1. they're fooling you
2. they're blonde
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: rafsta on June 17, 2005, 05:21:32 PM
fuck it pick em up... take the lie further and say the viper is in the shop gettin new 19" rims put on it... ehhehe
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Post by: Suga Foot on June 17, 2005, 05:41:53 PM
rent a viper, fuck the girls, lose the number.
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Caution2006 on June 17, 2005, 05:48:05 PM
pick them up on your bike then you can take the hot wheel out your pocket and show it to them.. b like toldcha i had a dodge viper
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: eKardz on June 17, 2005, 06:02:48 PM
if it´s females that i know for a fact that i will never meet again i´ll tell them whatever i need to tell them to get what i want(pussy and /or head).

Preach
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on June 17, 2005, 06:18:56 PM
rent a viper, fuck the girls, lose the number.
lol dats stupid wit the rental money on a viper i can order the finest most high class hookers. but then i dont beilve in payin for pussy
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: The Watcher on June 17, 2005, 07:53:17 PM
you goto school with them? hope you dont have to go back to school with them
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Don Seer on June 18, 2005, 02:41:14 AM

they even got many viper's in poland?
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: We Fly High on June 18, 2005, 03:17:39 AM
remember that one kid on here that showed us his aim conversation with some chick he was trying to hit on, and he was lying about playing instruments so that he could impress a girl. that was one of the most hilarious posts ever.
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: white Boy on June 18, 2005, 03:21:00 AM
see what u have to understand is that you played yourself and not them. They dont want to go on a date with you, they want to get a ride in your viper. you dont have one, thus, you got bubkis. you are in a lose lose situation, and its not that the girls were that nieve, they being nieve would be u pickin them up in your 88 honda accord and tellin them the viper is in the shop :)
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: rafsta on June 18, 2005, 04:10:29 AM

they even got many viper's in poland?

nope. i saw one dope car when i was in Poland, an AMG slk 600...
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: Trauma-san on June 18, 2005, 04:37:26 AM
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Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 18, 2005, 04:46:00 AM

they even got many viper's in poland?

nope. i saw one dope car when i was in Poland, an AMG slk 600...
You rarely see any of those here,Ive only seen a few nice cars.
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on June 18, 2005, 04:53:48 AM
What the fuck are you worried about, play it stupid show up on your normal transportation and front like u got the numbers straight up. and the drunk thing, is they were drunk what do you have to worry about your rep if you say you were drunk too, those whores wont remember anyway, and lyin for a date is stupid, lying for head is genius
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on June 18, 2005, 04:58:46 AM

they even got many viper's in poland?

nope. i saw one dope car when i was in Poland, an AMG slk 600...
You rarely see any of those here,Ive only seen a few nice cars.
Actually I can count those cars on the fingers on one of my hands lol
Title: Re: Have yall ever lied to a chick to go on a date wit her???
Post by: rafsta on June 18, 2005, 05:16:38 AM

they even got many viper's in poland?

nope. i saw one dope car when i was in Poland, an AMG slk 600...
You rarely see any of those here,Ive only seen a few nice cars.
Actually I can count those cars on the fingers on one of my hands lol

i saw one in Lublin... its even more rare in Lublin than szczecin ! i was fuckin surprised to see it...