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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on November 19, 2002, 10:43:08 PM
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- you start to notice how retarted your friends actually are.
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- you continually talk about how high you are, like its a contest.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
* you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- when you actually are FEELING techno and lovin' it
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
-you call someone, and when they answer, you forget who you called
-your convinced your dog is about to talk to you
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
- You start laughing out of nowhere cuz it SEEMED like something funny was ABOUT to happen.
-you answer questions 10 minute after they were asked
-you always look at your cell phone because you are convinced it just rang
-you can ask for 'the usual' at McDonalds
-you take shortcuts that end up making the trip about 10 minutes longer
-you cant finish the blunt
-when after a session nobody talks, just marinates
-when you think society is too serious
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
-wen you chew somthing ahundred times more than you usually do in one bite
- You duck from the security cameras at the store, even though youre just shopping and doing nothing wrong.
-you try to eat soup with a fork
-U Play Video Games And Get Emotional about it
-You watchin a move for 45 minutes and then you realize........ its in spanish.....
haha, now i know there arent many budsmokers on wcc but the ones that do smoke, yall know what this about yall feel it, lol ;)
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oh yea and read each one of those slowly and try to picture it, its too funny, lmao
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lol it's all true
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lol i felt more then half of those things today, i was high as fuck
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LMAO
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yeee yee e smokin dat chiba chiba ma nigga niggaz!!!
-Thikning of something EXTREMELY krazy, like something that would help u sell shit for millions(or so u think)...adn then while ur explaining it halfway u forget it
-Going to get some food from the kitcen before U forget why u came in da kitchen for LOL
-When U look at ur face in the mirror and get interested/freaked out by it cant think of more peace
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you start to notice how retarted your friends actually are.
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- you continually talk about how high you are, like its a contest.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
* you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
-you call someone, and when they answer, you forget who you called
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
-you answer questions 10 minute after they were asked
-you always look at your cell phone because you are convinced it just rang
-you take shortcuts that end up making the trip about 10 minutes longer
-you cant finish the blunt
-when after a session nobody talks, just marinates
-when you think society is too serious
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
yeah I would agree totally with these ones. LMAO at them.
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- you start to notice how retarted your friends actually are.
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- you continually talk about how high you are, like its a contest.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
* you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- when you actually are FEELING techno and lovin' it
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
-you call someone, and when they answer, you forget who you called
-your convinced your dog is about to talk to you
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
- You start laughing out of nowhere cuz it SEEMED like something funny was ABOUT to happen.
-you answer questions 10 minute after they were asked
-you always look at your cell phone because you are convinced it just rang
-you can ask for 'the usual' at McDonalds
-you take shortcuts that end up making the trip about 10 minutes longer
-you cant finish the blunt
-when after a session nobody talks, just marinates
-when you think society is too serious
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
-wen you chew somthing ahundred times more than you usually do in one bite
- You duck from the security cameras at the store, even though youre just shopping and doing nothing wrong.
-you try to eat soup with a fork
-U Play Video Games And Get Emotional about it
-You watchin a move for 45 minutes and then you realize........ its in spanish.....
haha, now i know there arent many budsmokers on wcc but the ones that do smoke, yall know what this about yall feel it, lol ;)
Lol.
True
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LMAO
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- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
nah topics always go on for way too long
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
i always end up speeding when i don't mean too, i also foreget to change into higher gears when i'm doin a constant speed like doin 60 in 4th instead of 5th, for some strange reason my parking is always perfect and its not always when i'm not stoned, although i usually end up leaving the window open which was alrite when i parked on a drive i'd jus get a wet seat in the morn if it rained but now i'm at my uni home i park on the road n its a bit dodgy around here! in this smallish town there have been like 2 murders in 6 months 1 of em was last week.
- You think about what you jus said over and over thinking u sounded so stupid
- When you watch a drama or somink on tv u think every1 is over acting
- When no 1 can be bothered to get up to do somink
- When your at work you keep doing things wrong and worry about your foregetting something
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hahaha how in the hell did you remember all those things. These are exactly the thingz that happen when IM high..lol, perfect, really. But the funny thing is those thingz listed never happen when your not high, never. But when your high all of them happen all the time, its like a different world.
these were probably the best ones from the list:
- you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- your convinced your dog is about to talk to you
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I was laffing my ass off at the USUAL at mcdonalds. lololo
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You know you are high when...
You don't stop talking...then all of a sudden out of nowhere your mute...reverse as well...
You look down and you constantly have food in your hand.
When you stop at a green light, look both ways, then proceed.
Down 10 ice teas
You get in the zone..and something facinates you.
Think your teachers know your high
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OH MY GOD sia that had me fuckin rollin on the floor!! my mom was like wtf you doin there!! oh shit that was SO PERFECT!! not one of them was false.. shiiiit how the hell you remember all thoser!! perfect! much porops!! haha im savin this shit in a txt file ROTFLMA
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all true, when i smoke bud i want cigs, music, and im always waiting for something to listen to.
Aiyo ever notice, when your high and listin' to music, sounds like your in the studio cuz you can hear echos and shit, or maybe its just me be'n cracked out
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- you start to notice how retarted your friends actually are.
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- you continually talk about how high you are, like its a contest.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
* you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- when you actually are FEELING techno and lovin' it
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
-you call someone, and when they answer, you forget who you called
-your convinced your dog is about to talk to you
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
- You start laughing out of nowhere cuz it SEEMED like something funny was ABOUT to happen.
-you answer questions 10 minute after they were asked
-you always look at your cell phone because you are convinced it just rang
-you can ask for 'the usual' at McDonalds
-you take shortcuts that end up making the trip about 10 minutes longer
-you cant finish the blunt
-when after a session nobody talks, just marinates
-when you think society is too serious
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
-wen you chew somthing ahundred times more than you usually do in one bite
- You duck from the security cameras at the store, even though youre just shopping and doing nothing wrong.
-you try to eat soup with a fork
-U Play Video Games And Get Emotional about it
-You watchin a move for 45 minutes and then you realize........ its in spanish.....
haha, now i know there arent many budsmokers on wcc but the ones that do smoke, yall know what this about yall feel it, lol ;)
LMFAO!... man most of that shit is soooo true... lol props on remembering all that Doggy, looks like the bud hasn't affected you too much! ;D
Peace
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lmao you wanna try readin it high then ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
id thought of one to add to the list a minute ago,but ive forgot it now....that how accurate the list is............
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How bout writing?
I was writing some shit right after I smoked a blunt..my writing was fucked up for my first period class. LOL
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i'm high while writing this, a little after school snack
i was gunna write another thing for this, but i started thinking about how funny it was going to be. then i realized that it was stupid.
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this list is crazy lol, man after i read everyone i realized i did that once when i smoked lol
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this list is crazy lol, man after i read everyone i realized i did that once when i smoked lol
i smoked twice and did half the list n 1 time lol
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How about.. You know you're high when you read this post a couple dayz ago but haven't replied until right now...
Who ever said that about stoppin on green lights... Man, I get stoned soooo much.. I do that shit when I'm not even faded. LOL. For real.. bud slows you down even when you're not high.
Damn.. I been smoking for about a year straight.. or more.... only dayz I dont smoke weed are tha dayz that I can't find none.. and that's not often. I'm Claimin' #1 Bud Smoker on Board.
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^^^ I dunno man U got competition wit Acgrundy420, that foos a big time pothead too. I dunno bout now though but he used to smoke a few times a day, high 24/7.
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-Run around the house in your draws trying to wash your clothes repeatedly thinking they smell like weed...
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^^^ I dunno man U got competition wit Acgrundy420, that foos a big time pothead too. I dunno bout now though but he used to smoke a few times a day, high 24/7.
I don't smoke that much now. Maybe a few times a week. I rarely ever buy it anymore, and I don't really hang with my stoner friends too much anymore. I am slowly begining to really cut back. I decided that my new years resolution will be to stop. Not for good, because I am never gonna quit for life, but for a long time. Hopefully at least one year. I need to get shit straight in my life. The longest period of time I have quit for is 3 months, so it will definately be a big change. Life seems really different when u havent been high for a long time. But until the new year Ima blaze that bitch up.
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riiiiiiiiiiiiise
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lol... 8) 8) 8)
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You know you're high when you can't smell your own farts.
But then you realize that you can't even remember if you farted or not?
So you try to rip one anyway just to see if you can smell it.
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You know you're high when you can't smell your own farts.
But then you realize that you can't even remember if you farted or not?
So you try to rip one anyway just to see if you can smell it.
lol...that shit happened to me today...
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You know you're high when you can't smell your own farts.
But then you realize that you can't even remember if you farted or not?
So you try to rip one anyway just to see if you can smell it.
lol...that shit happened to me today...
LMAO!!
+1
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You know you're high when you can't smell your own farts.
But then you realize that you can't even remember if you farted or not?
So you try to rip one anyway just to see if you can smell it.
lol...that shit happened to me today...
LMAO!!
+1
lol...+1 8) 8) 8)
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lol stoners usually dont like techno...
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good post lol
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- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
* you drive 40 mph in a 45 mph zone
* you look into the eyes of the 7-11 or market clerk that is serving you, and you know that they know you're high as fuck! LOL!
- when you actually are FEELING techno and lovin' it
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
-you answer questions 10 minute after they were asked
-you always look at your cell phone because you are convinced it just rang
-you take shortcuts that end up making the trip about 10 minutes longer
-you cant finish the blunt
-when after a session nobody talks, just marinates
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
-wen you chew somthing ahundred times more than you usually do in one bite
- You duck from the security cameras at the store, even though youre just shopping and doing nothing wrong.
-You watchin a move for 45 minutes and then you realize........ its in spanish.....
haha, now i know there arent many budsmokers on wcc but the ones that do smoke, yall know what this about yall feel it, lol ;)
haha this is classic, definatly been there before LMAO 8)
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- you start to notice how retarted your friends actually are.
- you and your friends have long philisophical conversations about COMPLETEY MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
- youre in the middle of a thought, and all of a sudden you just completely forget what you were thinking about...and it doesnt come back to you.
- you continually talk about how high you are, like its a contest.
- conversations youre in NEVER stay on topic for more than a minute.
- wen somthing pointless entertains tha hell out of you
- you go to get somethin upstairs, then your upstairs, and wonder the fuck why
-you go to the fridge for the 12th time this hour to make sure the nothing that was there before still doesnt exist
- You start laughing out of nowhere cuz it SEEMED like something funny was ABOUT to happen.
-you cant finish the blunt
-you bang like 5 cd's in a row without moving a muscle (lying in bed)
-when you wish everyone in the world would smoke weed
-you want to slap somebody for talkin so much
-you wish the people in the car would bang some music instead of talkin
LOL this was so me back in the day.
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Half the stuff involving getting high with people is exactly what me and my friends do sober.
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You know you're high when George W. Bush is the President of your country.
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LOL^^^ that actually made me laugh.