West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: K.Dub on July 14, 2007, 08:48:20 AM
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Got this from another forum, it Cracked me up. lol
Russell Simmons would be the school principal
Jimmy Iovine would be the assistant principal
Rev. Run and J Prince would be the school’s deans
Foxy Brown, Lil Kim and J-Lo would be the school sluts.
Master P would be the basketball star.
P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be the dude who screwed the hottest chick at the school and everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such.. He'd also have a thing for nasty girls
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything, but nobody hardly heard anything from him.
Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz.
Ashanti would be the head cheerleader.
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday, but has 50 come and save him every time because he sold 50 his first knife
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
The Game would be the guy always actin' tough and trying to get attention but everybody ignored
ODB, Beanie Sigel, and Cassidy would be the three special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Bonecrusher would be the crazy dude nobody talked too
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
T.I. would be the dude with the nice car and big rims and all the girls would hang out with him
Afro Man would be the outcast that always dissed people but nobody waisted their time arguing with him
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts. Everyone would respect him, but he wouldn’t have any real friends
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like Tupac and getting smacked up. Even Canibus beat him up
Biggie would be the kid with infinite wisdom about other’s problems. He was also the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.
50 cent would be the bad boy, always bragging about surviving 9 shots, getting all the girls attention, and all the guys would hate on him but be too scared to front with him.
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
Jim Jones would be the one who always hang around with the cool guys and they just kept him around because he says "BALLIN" all the time
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, andmost of the guys hate
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Triple-Six Mafia would be them n*ggas everyone is scared of.
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why
Lil' Jon would be that loud mother fucker who all the guys would hang around and whenever he started talkin' shit to somebody everybody would nod their head in agreement even though it was completely retarded
Kanye West would be the smart dude always being late to class, and later on he dropped out of college only to try again
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the Mr. Know-it-all who hung out with Rakim in the chess club, but normally got respect anyway
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
Jay Dee was the one dude nobody thought was cool until he dropped out.
Timbaland would be the fat kid who got real buff his senior year.
Method Man and Redman would be the stoners, always smelled weed
Immortal Technique would be the political bastard
Papoose would always talk shit
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked, but he never really had anything to say and refused to go away after his crew got arrested
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
Jermaine Dupri would be school pu$$y who told everything.
Cam'Ron would be the kid that made it masculine to wear pink and purple
Young Jeezy and Juelz Santana would be the ones with connection
Clipse would be their connection, always dealing drugs
Mike Jones would be the fat kid who always forgot everything....except his name
Missy Elliot would be the girl that everybody thought was a dike
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
:raisetheroof:
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Got this from another forum, it Cracked me up. lol
Foxy Brown, Lil Kim and J-Lo would be the school sluts.
P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be the dude who screwed the hottest chick at the school and everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz.
Ashanti would be the head cheerleader.
The Game would be the guy always actin' tough and trying to get attention but everybody ignored
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts. Everyone would respect him, but he wouldn’t have any real friends
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like Tupac and getting smacked up. Even Canibus beat him up
50 cent would be the bad boy, always bragging about surviving 9 shots, getting all the girls attention, and all the guys would hate on him but be too scared to front with him.
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, andmost of the guys hate
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Jay Dee was the one dude nobody thought was cool until he dropped out.
Timbaland would be the fat kid who got real buff his senior year.
Method Man and Redman would be the stoners, always smelled weed
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
Clipse would be their connection, always dealing drugs
Missy Elliot would be the girl that everybody thought was a dike
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
:raisetheroof:
These are the best imo. LMAO about R Kelly & Clipse, probably so true.
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Mike Jones would be the fat kid who always forgot everything....except his name
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this is a good one...
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forgot these:
Russell Simmons would be the school principal
Jimmy Iovine would be the assistant principal
Rev. Run and J Prince would be the school’s deans
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lmao some of those are sick
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lol at Noreaga & the one with Jay-Dee is so true.
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i think snoop should be added in with meth and red and flava flav with odb
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo! ;D That was heavyyyy!
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lol love the R.kelly one.
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Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
:nawty:
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Canibus would be the one chillin all up in them chemistry labs, kickin it with the science teachers...
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Snoop would be the guy that always smokes on campus.
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Canibus would be the one chillin all up in them chemistry labs, kickin it with the science teachers...
indeed ;)
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Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
:nawty:
my cuzzin freeky whooped his ass stop playin b
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I think Canibus would just be the guy with no game/flow.
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LOL, I've seen this re-incarnated and modified about 15 times since I first saw it in 2002.
I remember I had added a few back then...
-LL Cool J would be the dude that had a lot of females, but wasn't accepted by all the dudes 100% because he didn't know if he wanted to be a thug or a pretty boy. He'd get into fights, but lick his licks off and flex his chest before whooping somebody's ass.
-Keak da Sneak would be the one who nobody ever understood, but was cool with everybody else, so people just gave him a pass
-Game would be the one to always talk shit about somebody, but when they stepped to him, he kissed their ass and told them it was all love.
-DJ Quik would suffer a bit from LL's syndrome, by being the only hard dude with a perm...but as soon as somebody clowned him, he'd whoop on em
-Suga Free would be the dude who was almost busted, but controlled the minds of the weak minded girls who were molested by their dads, or didn't have dads
-Crooked I would be the one that showed so much potential to be a straight A student, but never came through. Only certain crowds knew how smart he was, when everybody else was just like "I mean I've seen him before, but don't know anything about him".
-Lil Wayne would be the one who everybody loved to death, or hated to death. Some people thought he was way too cocky to be that small, and some people loved his attitude.
-Luke would be the one who was always throwing a party, and somehow, he'd have the bombest females from every other high school there.
-Murs would be the introspective type of dude who didn't really fit into any exact crowd, but was cool with people in every clique. Many people would assume he was cool with the Afrocentric crowd.
-Pharrell was the skater that pulled females from different groups that nobody understood. He never started any kind of trouble with any dudes, even the ones who made fun of him.
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LOLOL at the Suga Free one R-Tistic posted, that sounds tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true ;D 8)
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-Tha Dogg Pound would be the mutha fuckas that ditch they school juz to fuck yo school up.
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-Tha Dogg Pound would be the mutha fuckas that ditch they school juz to fuck yo school up.
They're allready there
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class