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lol..Pretty Embarassin
« on: March 12, 2004, 02:34:18 PM »
Well yesterday after school I was chillen wit my girlfriend and I was hoping to get some of her DSLs all up on me. So we was about to go at it when I whipped out my dick and she was holding it and jackin at the same time.. Shes then like "WTF IS THAT?". I was like "Umm What?" I couldnt see what it was coz it was facing her, not me.

There was a lump on my dick and she was like "HOLY SHIT IS IT A CYST?" so we was both freaking out thinking I got cancer and shit. She was all sad about it today when I saw her...

So I get home from school today and I check it... and it was just a pimple. I NEVER had a pimple on my dick so I freaked out. Shit was crazy thou. I was about to make a kemo appointment  :(
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2004, 02:38:24 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2004, 03:01:48 PM »
It wasnt an STD.. lol
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2004, 03:14:54 PM »
sounds like you got HERPES! the gift that keeps on giving
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2004, 03:31:37 PM »
Quote from: smerlus on March 12, 2004, 03:14:54 PM
sounds like you got HERPES! the gift that keeps on giving
lol
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Re:lol..Pretty Embarassin
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2004, 03:50:41 PM »
Quote from: Noon Bank$ on March 12, 2004, 02:34:18 PM
Well yesterday after school I was chillen wit my girlfriend and I was hoping to get some of her DSLs all up on me. So we was about to go at it when I whipped out my dick and she was holding it and jackin at the same time.. Shes then like "WTF IS THAT?". I was like "Umm What?" I couldnt see what it was coz it was facing her, not me.

There was a lump on my dick and she was like "HOLY SHIT IS IT A CYST?" so we was both freaking out thinking I got cancer and shit. She was all sad about it today when I saw her...

So I get home from school today and I check it... and it was just a pimple. I NEVER had a pimple on my dick so I freaked out. Shit was crazy thou. I was about to make a kemo appointment  :(


thanks for telling us man
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2004, 04:35:04 PM »
don't sweat it, spread it...j/p

smack that bitch cause her greasy hands done made your package break out, peace.
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Re:lol..Pretty Embarassin
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2004, 05:53:14 PM »
damn that pretty gross man... but that shit happens.. it was probably an irratation to your soap or something.. sure it isnt much to worry about.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2004, 08:43:21 PM »
O.K., here's what I get from this post.  A girl notices you have a lump on your dick yesterday afternoon.  You eventually see it this afternoon, and notice it's a pimple.  There's 24 hours there unaccounted for, buddy... exactly where was your dick then?
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2004, 08:52:09 PM »
Quote from: I Just Wasn't Made For These Times on March 12, 2004, 08:43:21 PM
O.K., here's what I get from this post.  A girl notices you have a lump on your dick yesterday afternoon.  You eventually see it this afternoon, and notice it's a pimple.  There's 24 hours there unaccounted for, buddy... exactly where was your dick then?

he was running naked through the town dump.
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2004, 01:42:08 PM »
LMAO, why would someone post something like this?
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2004, 01:47:32 PM »
Quote from: AlerG on March 12, 2004, 04:35:04 PM
don't sweat it, spread it...j/p

smack that bitch cause her greasy hands done made your package break out, peace.
LMAO
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Re:lol..Pretty Embarassin
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2004, 02:27:46 PM »
so today I trimmed my pubes...
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2004, 03:40:34 PM »
Ok....WebMD categorizes this as "Lack Of Use Bumps"
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MANBEARPIG.

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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2004, 03:54:05 PM »
^hahahha LMAO^


this is pretty disgusting, if I ever met you now I'd clown the fuck out of you.
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