West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Miss NWA Whoorider on December 19, 2005, 11:09:03 AM
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yo I will tell you mine............
One day when I was putting on my dress I put my underware outside and put the dress in............ahahah and when I got to church one of the cute boys/men said hey look at the back of your skirt,I was so embarresed
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what the fuck
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yo what you didn't know I was a female?i am female hear me rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
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haha
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how the hell did u do that?
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what the fuck u talkin about banana man?
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i was naked in school again. do to another waldrobe malfuntion. this was my first day of school, and my damn sexy boobs grew about two fuckin damn bra sizes. this happened during sex ed when i had to let the teacher point out the body parts of a female. that was damn stupid. my damn teacher poked my fuckin damn huge damn sexy boobs. the fuckin poped out. i said fuck fuck fuck fuck you dick head why did you do that gay ass dick sucker. to make worse it was parent teacher class. then i pulled down his pants and underwear to dicover he didn't have a dick, he had a vagina
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awwwwwwwwwwww hell nah :) ;) :D ;D 8) ahahahahhahaha
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fucking weirdos
rofl
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ps wassup baby my name is joe banano whats yours, where do you live? you wanna go out for dinner sometime? maybe go back to my place, sip champagne on my balcony? listen to some TQ?
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utalk lotd of shit bananan man............lol
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ps wassup baby my name is joe banano whats yours, where do you live? you wanna go out for dinner sometime? maybe go back to my place, sip champagne on my balcony? listen to some TQ?
Ya sure you want to go out with someone 15 years older then you? lol.
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you know what they say mayne, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, disregard what i said baby girl you know my feelings for you are real
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Plenty of embarrasing moments. The couple of times I've not been able to get an erection in the presence of some horny little slag is always awkwards.
Or when I was talking to this black bloke at work, and he was telling me how he's been having problems with local kids hanging around outside his house, jumping over his hedges, and me knowing where he lives has a lot of multi culturism, I blurted out "fucking jungle bunnies eh?". Fuck knows what came over me, just slipped out. Felt a right cunt and obviously didn't mention it to anyone, don't think he did either cos no one brought me up on it.
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you know what they say mayne, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, disregard what i said baby girl you know my feelings for you are real
dawg J, trust me, dont even joke around mack on this girl, she has history here...
someone put up her pic
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you know what they say mayne, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, disregard what i said baby girl you know my feelings for you are real
dawg J, trust me, dont even joke around mack on this girl, she has history here...
someone put up her pic
Is this it?
(http://tinypic.com/ivxpqv.jpg)
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Mine was pretty embarrassing at the time but now i can see the funny side to it
Start of the year i met up with this girl in Sydney, anyway one thing leeds to the other and she's back up at my hotel. At one point she was on her side giving me head and as she'd finished that she's moved to climb on top of me and accidently put her hand (but what felt like her fist) straight into my balls. As you could guess it was pretty much all over after that, probably embarrassing for both of us actually.
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accidentaly cumming inside a chick is pretty embarrasing... especially if she finds out 30 minutes later when walking and jizz starts drippin from her :-X that was very embarassing... :-[
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i mistaken some lady for my mom today at the supermarket, i tapped her arm and said "what are you doing here mom?" and it wasnt her, my girl busted out laughing, and so did the lady, good times good times
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when i was on holiday in tha summer, i had just woken up with a real bad hangover so i left my room to meet up wit tha rest of my lot round by tha pool and as i was walkin i noticed a 50 note on the floor, so was like ima get that before ne'one else does and as i was about to grab it flew in the air and i heard laughin.... straight away i knew what had happened and that they had string attached to tha note >:( so applauded their 6 year old trick and broke tha fuck outa there lol..
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^^ damn thats cold... ima try that... i've glued a 2$ coin to the ground before and waited for people to walk past and do their best to get it muhuhahahaha...
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i mistaken some lady for my mom today at the supermarket, i tapped her arm and said "what are you doing here mom?" and it wasnt her, my girl busted out laughing, and so did the lady, good times good times
LMAO
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ps wassup baby my name is joe banano whats yours, where do you live? you wanna go out for dinner sometime? maybe go back to my place, sip champagne on my balcony? listen to some TQ?
Stop pretending you like women homie.
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utalk lotd of shit bananan man............lol
You noticed that to huh.
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^^ damn thats cold... ima try that... i've glued a 2$ coin to the ground before and waited for people to walk past and do their best to get it muhuhahahaha...
lol ima have to try that one!
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you know what they say mayne, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, disregard what i said baby girl you know my feelings for you are real
The blacker the berry fag..........the older,oh! I forgot your white.
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running for the bus and then it drives and u get there is pretty bad
but u can always try the "i was just casually jogging, not even trying to get the bus" look
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you know what they say mayne, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, disregard what i said baby girl you know my feelings for you are real
dawg J, trust me, dont even joke around mack on this girl, she has history here...
someone put up her pic
once again the persian whore speaks her mind............(DAWG J!)wahahahahaha.two confused hoes talking shit.
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I was fucking this chicken doggystyle,and fucked around and farted.she said you feel better know.I said, hell yeah.
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^^^^ fuckin chickens is bomb huh? used to do that when I lived on the farm
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I was fucking this chicken doggystyle,and fucked around and farted.she said you feel better know.I said, hell yeah.
(NOW)....since we have spelling teachers on this sit.
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^^^^ fuckin chickens is bomb huh? used to do that when I lived on the farm
You still do live on a farm muthafucka.
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man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
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man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
dayum, that must have sucked
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man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
dayum, that must have sucked
fah real....i could careless about the bitches in that car. but damn, i cracked my Raider plate on the front of my car lol
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I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here ;D
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I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here ;D
so you managed to be embarassed in front of....yourself??
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i was caught jacking off by our priest and after the sermon he gave me milk and cookies adn called me up to his room ;)
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I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here ;D
so you managed to be embarassed in front of....yourself??
you got that right, son
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Hungover on Sunday morning, "My Humps" by the black eyed peas came on the tv...cue horrendous flashbacks of me tryin 2 "shake it" extremely drunkenly in front ov a fine girl from work...clearly not impressd.
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man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
dayum, that must have sucked
fah real....i could careless about the bitches in that car. but damn, i cracked my Raider plate on the front of my car lol
But thats why you had a wreck homie.them hoes had you in a daze.............(pussy!!a niggaz quikest down fall.)"FACE".
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man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
haha, gold !