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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: bez on April 14, 2004, 12:50:54 PM
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ya'll all on the motherfuckin list
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O.K.... honestly, I hate to be the one that has to spoil your fun, but I'll break it down for you as painlessly as possible.
When you "Kill" somebody, that means you end their life.
You put "Kill"... and then put your OWN name on it.
O.K.; secondly, you're referencing a movie. "Kill Bill" starring Uma Thurman. In the movie, she's trying to "Kill"... "Bill". Kind of a catchy title, I know, and perhaps it's confusing;... but really, once you see the movie, it makes a lot of sense... see, she knows a certain character named "Bill"... and she wants to "Kill" him. "Kill Bill".
Now, when you insert YOUR name in place of Bill's, that means you want somebody to Kill you.
Hope that helps you understand what a dumbass you are the error you may have made.
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LMAO.
we got the dumb ass and the smart ass
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^^LOL
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trauma your such a dumbass. You think I didn't know all that when I made the pic/posted the thread up. Fucking hell man get a motherfucking life.
I posted the thread up for a goof, didn't need no explanation. You want me to change it to Kill Trauma then???
What a tit.
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LMAO
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kill trauma! 8)
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What a tit.
lol
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lmao!!
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trauma does make a good point though.....
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Nah not really. Its its a joke, why doesnt he go too Tarrentino and start hassling him for making the film in the first place.
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LMAO...Trauma's funny.
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trauma your such a dumbass.
I'll second that.
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What a tit.
LOL!!!! Classic line.....
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LMAO is right
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This thread must attract stupid motherfuckers. "Go yell at tarrentino" about what? LOL MOTHERFUCKER HE GOT IT RIGHT. Bez is the one who can't understand a fucking 2 WORD SENTENCE.
Kill.
Bill.
And this motherfucker gets it backwards. CAN YOU GET ANY MORE STUPID? HOW?
LOL "It was just a joke". You got that fucking right. You're a joke, and your attempt at "making a list" is a joke. So, when you make a list, "Kill Myself" pops into your head? LOL I hope you dont' ever get drafted, too many dumbasses like you and we might lose the war.
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LMAO...Trauma's funny.
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This thread must attract stupid motherfuckers. "Go yell at tarrentino" about what? LOL MOTHERFUCKER HE GOT IT RIGHT. Bez is the one who can't understand a fucking 2 WORD SENTENCE.
Kill.
Bill.
And this motherfucker gets it backwards. CAN YOU GET ANY MORE STUPID? HOW?
LOL "It was just a joke". You got that fucking right. You're a joke, and your attempt at "making a list" is a joke. So, when you make a list, "Kill Myself" pops into your head? LOL I hope you dont' ever get drafted, too many dumbasses like you and we might lose the war.
OMG, GET OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE MAN.
It was a joke, you think jokes are serious, dam I don't even know you in person but I can already tell your the person in a class that when somebody makes a joke you shake your head and start trying to come up with answers to how the joke can't be real. Fucking hell, grow the fuck up man.
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LMAO at Trauma's posts
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Bez: How can it be a joke if it isn't funny?
If *I posted up the picture, "Kill Bez", and said, "Watch out motherfucker!!!" then, maybe it would be funny.
If I posted up "Kill Trauma"... and then said "Watch out BEZ!!! IM GONNA GET CHA!!!!"... IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
The Only Joke here is that you can't understand a 2 word sentence. Kill. Bill.
JOKES HAVE TO MAKE SENSE TO BE FUNNY. Just admit you're a dumbass and move on.
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Get a fucking life, people are laughing at you because your getting so worked up over this.
When I made the thread I knew somebody would come in and say "Oh but if we are too watch out then why is it Kill Bez", but I was willing to make the post anyway because I thought that everyone would see that its just a joke and leave it at that.
Everyone who has entered the thread has prob thought the same thing, doesn't make me a dumbass? Doesn't mean I don't understand what Kill Bill means, it just means that your too dam high strung and you have the time and the pure stupidity to sit there and type an explanation that everybody including myself already knows.
Why would I make a picture saying somebody else's name. I made the pic and wanted to show it to the board so I made the thread which would get people's attention. Go and preach to the world somewhere else man, your opinions I respect and I think your a cool guy but sometimes you can go way to far which things and make yourself look dumb, as in this case for instance.
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The Only Joke here is that you can't understand a 2 word sentence. Kill. Bill.
"Kill Bill" isn't a sentence. ::)
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The Only Joke here is that you can't understand a 2 word sentence. Kill. Bill.
"Kill Bill" isn't a sentence. ::)
What I was thinking too. Thats why I didn't use that "phrase" in my reply, I was like hold up, thats surly not a sentance.
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yeah it is a sentence smart guys, it has a verb and a subject.
kill is the verb, and bill is the subject.
it is a command. Kill Bill.
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yeah it is a sentence smart guys, it has a verb and a subject.
kill is the verb, and bill is the subject.
it is a command. Kill Bill.
You're wrong, you fuckin' dumbass...It's a fragment of a sentence...Wow, you're dumber than I though. ::)
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think what you want moron, right NIK your way smarter than me. here let me give you some more examples of 2 word sentences, also known as commands einstien.
Fuck off!
Blow Me!
Eat Shit!
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don't you 2 come into my argument thread and start an argument.
Fucking hell I tell you, limelight stealers or what?
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think what you want moron, right NIK your way smarter than me. here let me give you some more examples of 2 word sentences, also known as commands einstien.
Fuck off!
Blow Me!
Eat Shit!
LMAO...Now I don't believe you ever attended college.
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
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"I think it's the best for everyone to close this unnecessary thread." is a sentence, too.
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
What you mean motherfuckers!!!!! I ain't arguing the point as to whether or not it was or wasn't a sentence, I couldn't give a fuck. lol
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives, orders, etc. aren't proper sentences.
Look it up, and then come back and apologize. You're wrong, like usual.
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WHO CARES!!!!!
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
Look it up, and then come back and apologize. You're wrong, like usual.
How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.
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(Trauma educates the children, AGAIN)
Here's the University of Ottawa in California.
http://www.uottawa.ca/academic/arts/writcent/hypergrammar/sntstrct.html#simple%20sentence
basic sentence structure. This is KINDERGARTEN shit, and you don't even know it. Think about your place in life, how long are you going to live as an arrogant dumbass who thinks he knows more than everyone else? You argue about KINDERGARTEN SHIT like you know what you're talking about, but you don't even have THAT down! Think about that shit!
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
Look it up, and then come back and apologize. You're wrong, like usual.
How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.
"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition. LOL What in the fuck. You're a mental midget.
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You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.
"Run!" is a sentence.
"Die." is a sentence.
"Kill." is a sentence.
You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
Look it up, and then come back and apologize. You're wrong, like usual.
How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.
"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
http://www.dountoothers.org/english.html (http://www.dountoothers.org/english.html)
Again, I prove you wrong. "Go." is a sentence. It implies "You, go." which would be the proper sentence.
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NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition. LOL What in the fuck. You're a mental midget.
"You, kill Bill." would be the proper sentence. ::)
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Now who's the mental midget?...I'm not even passed high school, and I'm schooling you in grammar, bitch.
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FADE IN:
INT. DUBCC BATTLEGROUND - DAY
Bez stands his ground as two mean looking boys stand in front of him, ready to fight.
BEZ
You two motherfuckers have pissed me
off for the last time.
In an instant Bez takes out his Samuri sword and slashes both the motherfuckers. Trauma kneels, being overtaken by the the unimaginable pain that has just ripped through his body.
NIK stands frozen, his slashed chest spews blood all over the dubcnn blue walls turning them into a contrasting blue and red. His arms and legs become limp as he drops to the floor, to his death.
Bez smiles on as I am sure many other members of the WCC will. He takes out his notepad and black ink pen. He crosses NIK and Truma off the list.
BEZ
I know the whole thing didn't make much
sense to you Trauma......but maybe this
will.
Bez steps forward into a pool of blood which the two dead corpses have left. He spins twice all the while slashing his sword to make an almighty cut, ninja style.
As we turn we see former beach boy Brian Wilson drop to the floor, headless. His body fall lifelessly ontop of Trauma's and his head, with his mouth wide open, falls near his crotch area.
BEZ
(Laughing)
You suck, BITCH!
Bez with his dignity, life, pride and sword intact walks towards the exit of the dubcnn battleground. What started off as a joke ended in death. Bez stops just as he gets near the exit of the battleground. He turns and looks at the carnage before him.
BEZ
(To himself)
All this because a motherfucker couldn't
take a joke.
(Imitating Trauma)
But its not a joke if its not funny
(Back to normal voice)
Thread closed, bitches.
Bez turns on his CD walkman and "The Beach Boys: I Get Around" fills up the battleground and it continues to play as we:
FADE TO BLACK
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LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".
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LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".
LOL
What ya think?
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What did ya'll think about that little script right there?
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Get a fucking life, people are laughing at you because your getting so worked up over this.
When I made the thread I knew somebody would come in and say "Oh but if we are too watch out then why is it Kill Bez", but I was willing to make the post anyway because I thought that everyone would see that its just a joke and leave it at that.
Everyone who has entered the thread has prob thought the same thing, doesn't make me a dumbass? Doesn't mean I don't understand what Kill Bill means, it just means that your too dam high strung and you have the time and the pure stupidity to sit there and type an explanation that everybody including myself already knows.
Why would I make a picture saying somebody else's name. I made the pic and wanted to show it to the board so I made the thread which would get people's attention. Go and preach to the world somewhere else man, your opinions I respect and I think your a cool guy but sometimes you can go way to far which things and make yourself look dumb, as in this case for instance.
True (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060393270.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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^^^^Good script man...really, no joke!
And LOL @ this thread! It keeps getting better & better. ;D Continue with this shit...it cracks me up!
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BEZ
(To himself)
All this because a motherfucker couldn't
take a joke.
(Imitating Trauma)
But its not a joke if its not funny
(Back to normal voice)
Thread closed, bitches.
LMAO...
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"I think it's the best for everyone to close this unnecessary thread." is a sentence, too.
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just change it to kill trauma and get it over with, ohh yea, its friday, cant wait to see that shit
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The Only Joke here is that you can't understand a 2 word sentence. Kill. Bill.
"Kill Bill" isn't a sentence. ::)
LMAO
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FADE IN:
INT. DUBCC BATTLEGROUND - DAY
Bez stands his ground as two mean looking boys stand in front of him, ready to fight.
BEZ
You two motherfuckers have pissed me
off for the last time.
In an instant Bez takes out his Samuri sword and slashes both the motherfuckers. Trauma kneels, being overtaken by the the unimaginable pain that has just ripped through his body.
NIK stands frozen, his slashed chest spews blood all over the dubcnn blue walls turning them into a contrasting blue and red. His arms and legs become limp as he drops to the floor, to his death.
Bez smiles on as I am sure many other members of the WCC will. He takes out his notepad and black ink pen. He crosses NIK and Truma off the list.
BEZ
I know the whole thing didn't make much
sense to you Trauma......but maybe this
will.
Bez steps forward into a pool of blood which the two dead corpses have left. He spins twice all the while slashing his sword to make an almighty cut, ninja style.
As we turn we see former beach boy Brian Wilson drop to the floor, headless. His body fall lifelessly ontop of Trauma's and his head, with his mouth wide open, falls near his crotch area.
BEZ
(Laughing)
You suck, BITCH!
Bez with his dignity, life, pride and sword intact walks towards the exit of the dubcnn battleground. What started off as a joke ended in death. Bez stops just as he gets near the exit of the battleground. He turns and looks at the carnage before him.
BEZ
(To himself)
All this because a motherfucker couldn't
take a joke.
(Imitating Trauma)
But its not a joke if its not funny
(Back to normal voice)
Thread closed, bitches.
Bez turns on his CD walkman and "The Beach Boys: I Get Around" fills up the battleground and it continues to play as we:
FADE TO BLACK
You forgot the last scene.
Fade in as a lonely Kharman Ghia convertible cruises up a twisting, winding sea-side road in sunny southern california.
As the camera pans closer, we see it is none other than Bez, sitting beside his famously sharp Kitana, perched between the seats with a red ribbon flowing behind it in the breeze.
Bez pulls up to a small, seaside gas station, and steps out.
He takes a look around, and lifting the handle from the pump, begins to fill the tank of the Kharman Ghia with premium gasoline.
A musak version of "California Girls" tinkles away on the tinny speaker perched high on the pole supporting the gas station's canopy, as Bez, surveying the area with his eyes, begins to notice that strangely, nobody is around.
The camera slowly swings around and low to the ground, and reveals a ticking electronic device with a radio antenna attached to the back of the gas pump;... in the distance, the sign along the lonely highway comes into frame: it's rather old, with that 60's Mod look to it, and the 2 words inscribed on it become clear, making the title of the film finally make sense....
the sign reads "Wilson Petrol".
Fade to black, as the explosion rumbles over the hillside, and the words "Kill Bez" blur slowly onto the screen.
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^^Great way to defend an argument...Ignore it when you run out of things to say.
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? I already destroyed your argument, you're simply, defendably, verifiably, WRONG. It's common knowledge, and a fact, that a sentence can be 1 word. Look it up. Find me anything that says it cant. You're just wrong.
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? I already destroyed your argument, you're simply, defendably, verifiably, WRONG. It's common knowledge, and a fact, that a sentence can be 1 word. Look it up. Find me anything that says it cant. You're just wrong.
I just showed you a site that said "I am." is the shortest PROPER sentence in the English language....On top of that, I asked two of my teachers today (that includes my English teacher), and they both said that you're wrong...Have a nice day.
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"Go" as a sentence is incomplete in that it leaves out the subject. A full utterance might be "Tom, you go"...Do you get it, or should I explain some more?
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Its ok NIK, he don't have a leg to stand on.
He cant take a joke and he doesn't understand correct English. I of course also don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to the whole "Is it a sentance" shit because I am not bothered but the evidence you have provided to me seems accurate enough. Trauma you ain't posted up shit to support your opinion.
By the way Trauma, learn how to take a joke/understand a joke and then get back to me. You've made about 10 posts in this thread, all saying the same shit, the same shit that nobody cares about. Everyone else took it as it was, but you took it totally out of context. Your a dumbass man. Grow up, take Brian Wilson's dick outter your ass, and understand that it was a joke that you felt it was your duty to come in and try to get one over on the jokes creator, me.
You've made yourself look like a complete fool man, a complete fool indeed.
ARGUMENT OVER (WHOOP-AHHHHH)