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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on May 03, 2009, 03:07:08 AM

Title: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 03, 2009, 03:07:08 AM
...she's ready to please the masses. I dont date a bitch without one.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control path...
Post by: Kool Beenz on May 03, 2009, 03:09:32 AM
i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 03, 2009, 03:12:19 AM
This is why I'm down for the patch. Any bitch that wears decent panties, you can see the shit. So you know you can nut in her safely. I dont wanna take a shovel out and bury a bitch in the desert. Too risky, but I'll be damned if she gets a share of the future Dr. Sikotic's fortune.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Don Jacob on May 03, 2009, 03:22:06 AM
cream pie's are fun when done right.  8)
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 03, 2009, 03:25:50 AM
This one chick told me it was the patch but it ended up being a nicotine patch.but the stem cells used from that gave floydness her third stomach so hey it all worked out
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 03, 2009, 03:26:25 AM
cream pie's are fun when done right.  8)
You gotta know how to identify them. It's an art form.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Kool Beenz on May 03, 2009, 03:27:59 AM
yeah nothing is better then an ol' fashion oatmeal cream pie

Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Cali Climate on May 03, 2009, 03:30:39 AM
the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Kool Beenz on May 03, 2009, 03:32:28 AM
shit when girls give you the "pregnancy scare"
ill just go with the ol fashion "bitch you better not be, or ill kick you in the stomach till you bleed"
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 03, 2009, 03:33:32 AM
the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.
I keep Astroglide in my pocket for a bitch. She doesnt have to be into it as long as I get my nut off and she's drunk enough.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Þŕiņçë on May 03, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
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Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Tay on May 03, 2009, 03:11:48 PM
the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.
Haha, classic line right there. The patch is better than the pill, because you never know when the girl might pull something. My friend used to brag to all of us how he would go bare back with his girl, and now he has a daughter.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control path...
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on May 03, 2009, 07:08:41 PM
i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions

that's why you gotta only fuck the laid back girls who are looking for fun. Don't hook up with the obsessive type girls who say they are in love with you.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control path...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 04, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions

that's why you gotta only fuck the laid back girls who are looking for fun. Don't hook up with the obsessive type girls who say they are in love with you.
I feel you, but see. I like a bitch who acts like her world revolves around me. It feeds my ego. I'm fully aware that the bitch will do anything to trap me, but this is why I always make sure she's on something before I fuck. Otherwise it will not go down.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: NotoriousTDA on May 04, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
LOL wtf this shit comes in patches?

I thought it was just straight up pills
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Don Jacob on May 04, 2009, 12:06:17 AM
yeah plus clingy bitches let you do whatever the fuck you want to em

grab clumps of their hair out while fuckin'
sucks your dick while you're takin' a shit...
stick projectiles in their rectum.....
bite their pubbies off...

like Celine DIonne said.....Love can move Mountains....
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 04, 2009, 12:10:52 AM
Then you dump the broad, and she's calling your phone every five minutes crying. I love that shit.

I had one bitch come to my house and I never told her where I lived. That one was kinda scary though.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Don Jacob on May 04, 2009, 12:13:10 AM
mmm yeah that sux, but that's why you always flirt with really big fat girls (don't do them of course) so when you tell them about those stalker chicks they get their other walrus looking friends to whoop the shit out of them .

fat girls are DOWN.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 04, 2009, 12:17:07 AM
I had a fat girl almost rape me once, True story. I need to make a thread on that story.
Title: Re: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...
Post by: Don Jacob on May 04, 2009, 12:19:20 AM
LOL. same here.