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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: universe on June 09, 2009, 02:07:19 AM
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You: location ?
You: I will send a warplane to destroy your elementary !!!
Stranger: lol
You: 10 more secs and I will wipe your city off the earth
Stranger: go lol
Stranger: i live near preston
Stranger: england
You: is that anywhere near overseer ?
Stranger: no lol
You: dammit, anyways how fat is your girlfriend ?
Stranger: you yank
Stranger: ?
You: my girl weighs 292 pounds
Stranger: nice one
You: no yank here
Stranger: wer ya from
You: I'm roam the deserts in search of jolly ranchers.
You: I*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you from usa though?
You: yes but I'm a spy for the red sea knights
You: we ride sea horses
You: and they're pink
You: why do you guys eat beans for breakfast ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont i hate beans
You: your country lost swag points with that one...
Stranger: are you a WoW newb
You: if I came to uk what city should i check besides homo london
You: WoW newb ?
Stranger: manchester
Stranger: world of warcraft
You: I gave up on computer games after I discovered lesbian porn...
You: let me give you some true advise, right now
You: i could be your dad
You: hence
You: my advise to you
You: what is girl bloke called ?
Stranger: tranny?
Stranger: heshe
You: no no
You: if a guy is a bloke, what is a girl version of bloke ?
You: slang ?
Stranger: dunno lol
Stranger: ?
You: what the fuck
You: anyways fuck any girl, everytime you have the opportunity !!!
You: high school sex is the best
Stranger: yes it is:)
You: even if she weighs 300 lbs
Stranger: haha fair enough
You: have you heard of this lame site called dubcc
Stranger: nah
Stranger: what is it
You: some gay west coast rap site
You: http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=220756.0
Stranger: ill go on it now
You: i don't understand why i post there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you like rap?
You: not really, not any more
You: more into electronic music
Stranger: yhyh
Stranger: i like any music to be honest
Stranger: you like reggae?
You: well yes i can say that aswell
You: yeah but bob marley is lame
Stranger: yh
You: yh?
Stranger: to slo
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: his children are good aswell
You: damn you young kids and your internet abbrev.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: peter tosh?
You: no clue
Stranger: he was in the same band a s bob marley
Stranger: have you heard of bounty killer?
You: uh no
Stranger: kkkkk
You: who fuckin brainwashed you ?
You: :D
Stranger: lol no one
Stranger: :P
You: you like obama?
Stranger: yhyh hes better than george bush i spose
You: i heard obama was gonna take over gordon brown spot, how do you feel about that ?
Stranger: how is that possible
Stranger: i dont really like gordan brown tbh anyway
You: new world order, do you ever watch bbc ?
Stranger: lol w.e
Stranger: yh i do
Stranger: you?
You: w.e ?
Stranger: whatever lool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: please can you explain new world order
You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
Stranger: fair one
Stranger: abbrev is an abbreviation:P
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
Stranger: rofl
You: true story
You: are you guys afraid of ww3 ?
Stranger: no
You: are you afraid of OBL ?
Stranger: im quite forward to kicking some arab ass
Stranger: whas OBL?
Stranger: what
You: osama bin laden
Stranger: nah
You: what about russian and chinese, they will gang rape the queen/king ?
Stranger: nah blad
You: you guys are dead meat, imo.
Stranger: i will rape that russian pussy
You: you need captain planet and shit
Stranger: oh yh soz best back off from big bad americans
You: whoa whoa where is the hostility coming from ?
Stranger: lol
You: have you ever watched captain planet before ?
Stranger: never heard of it lol
Stranger: is it american?
You: i thought it was international...
You: damn
You: you guys are living in poverty
Stranger: nah its probs just shit
You: nah shits is eating beans for breakfast
Stranger: lol i hate beans
You: you know what i eats for breakfast ?
Stranger: mcdonalds?
You: haha good one
You: nah everyday i eat smores with code red mountain dew
Stranger: *jokes*
Stranger: whats smores?
You: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=smores&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
You: get mad !
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its loading now
Stranger: you mean marshmellows?
Stranger: in a biscuit?
You: with chocolate hoe
Stranger: they look quite nice
You: you never had one ?
Stranger: no
You: wtf slap your moms
Stranger: but ive had marshmellows
Stranger: lol
You: try it tonight
Stranger: right then
Stranger: ill try and find some in a shop
You: get some grahama crackers aka biscuits, chocolate and marshmellows
Stranger: but i am at school right now
You: it will make you wanna slap the queen
Stranger: lol
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You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
lol.
smores are delicious.
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You: anyways fuck any girl, everytime you have the opportunity !!!
You: high school sex is the best
Stranger: yes it is:)
You: even if she weighs 300 lbs
LMAO....
You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
lol.
smores are delicious.
LMFAO ROFL
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dope shit! funny actually!
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Stranger: STRIP!
You: I will
Stranger: Thanks.
You: To the sound of puppies mating
You: u?
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: I came.
You: Thats how we do in America
You: I also cut up Guatemalan hookers
You: and make a suit out of there skin
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is nice!
Stranger: we should hang out sometime
You: haha
Stranger: or perhaps
Stranger: you could babysit my kids!
You: OH excellent
Stranger: I think you're the man for the job
You: im a woman
You: My court order don't allow me near children
Stranger: I don't think that is true
Stranger: Your court order don't allow you near anybody
You: I have the swine flu
You: so it is true i am quarenteened
Stranger: Can I get it through omegle?
You: maybe
Stranger: fuck it!
You: no cussing or I will nuke your country
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You: Location
You: ?
Stranger: JUNGLES OF CONGO
Stranger: IM SITTING HERE IN A TREE
Stranger: WITH MY BRAND NEW
Stranger: APPLE LAPTOP
You: Thats awesome. Will I need an aids vaccine?
Stranger: PROBABLY
Stranger: DEPENDS DO YOU TAKE IT IN THE POOPER?
You: Are you sitting with that monkey from the movie Congo?
You: I bet you that giant mechanical monkey will ream u good
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: YOU SICK
Stranger: I BET U LIKE MAN BUTT
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You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
You: nah everyday i eat smores with code red mountain dew
Stranger: *jokes*
Stranger: whats smores?
You: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=smores&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
You: get mad !
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its loading now
Stranger: you mean marshmellows?
Stranger: in a biscuit?
You: with chocolate hoe
LMFAO
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You: sup?
Stranger: the sky :P
You: jesus.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: nice to see you ,,,
You: you cant see me
Stranger: i can see
You: can you?
Stranger: you donot know??
You: no.
You: if you were a duck wha type would you be?
Stranger: are you a duck??
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: woow
Stranger: eeeeee
Stranger: why are you to be a duck??
You: thats the way it is
Stranger: how old are you??
You: why are you a stranger then?
You: in duck years or human years?
Stranger: what mean??
You: ducks and humans age differently
Stranger: where are you from??
You: the pond down the road
Stranger: acumen
You: english please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you
You: in duck years or human years?
Stranger: funk
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Stranger: Let's kiss eachother (im a boy)
You: lets get it on then (im a tranny)
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weirdos....
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Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: no
You: would you like to be one?
You: i hear they sell their young girls to lonely american men
You: ad brides
Stranger: for whay?
You: *as
You: for marrage
Stranger: Very funny how you refera foreigners
You: but then the girls get divorced after they've been married long enough to become us citizens
You: good racket huh?
Stranger: how many years you have?
You: huh?
You: i havent married one of these girls
You: have you
You: ?
Stranger: i'm 20
Stranger: and you?
You: 16
Stranger: and i neve be married before
You: why not
You: ?
You: you dont like being a prisoner in your own house?
You: do you still live with your mom?
Stranger: seriously even if you have 16 years and was married with 2 girls before?
pesquisar
You: no ive never been married
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i live with my parents
You: ive got 2 years left with this wench before im out
You: i think when i turn 18 im going to live under a bridge
You: atleast for the summer
Stranger: aushuahsuahsuashaus
Stranger: very funny
You: then when the fall rolls around ill go to college. but not for school. just to pork virgins
Stranger: i think when i turn 18 im going to live under a bridge
Stranger: atleast for the summer
You: see if i can trick these broads into giving me free rent and food
You: ya feel me?
Stranger: it's true
You: are you in college?
You: and if so, are there still virgins there?
You: and how many?
Stranger: 1 minit please
You: you misspelled minute
Stranger: say what you want with it?
You: with what?
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: say what you want with it?
You: sac town baby
You: say what i want with what?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i dont undestand
You: me niether
Stranger: auhsuahsuahsuahs
Stranger: you is very funny
Stranger: XD
You: im not funny
Stranger: yes you are
You: im real
You: from the mean streets of del passo hights
You: you might have seen me on youtube
Stranger: no
Stranger: send me
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6PNOGYVKU
Stranger: if you is not funny is very ironic for a boy of 16 years
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njNQE0gSO3Y
You: like i told you im not funny
Stranger: are you in YOU TUBE?
You: yeah buddy
You: that was me 2 years ago
You: i have since changed my wasys and become a christian
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: and i nolonger say the n word
You: they found my address online and sent me a clown
You: and mulch and a whole bunch of shit
You: youre talking to an internet celebrity
You: are you polish?
Stranger: no
You: you you like polish saussage?
Stranger: sorry but I can not do anything for you, then you think q is shown to be less favored helped, right?
You: waht?
You: are you american?
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You: heloo
Stranger: asl?
You: ass?
Stranger: asl?
You: ass?
Stranger: asl?
Wtf is asl
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AGE/SEX (M OR F) /LOCATION ;D
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AGE/SEX (M OR F) /LOCATION ;D
orite haha, i didnt know there was little codes for this stuff
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You: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM
You: SCARED TO TALK
Stranger: i look like so?you son of bitch
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You: I have been waiting here for 3 hours on you! We were supposed to have a meal with my parents tonight but no!!! You stay out all day at the bar again, you waltz in here DRUNK, and all you can say is hi?
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Stranger: Let's kiss eachother (im a boy)
You: lets get it on then (im a tranny)
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weirdos....
lmao
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Stranger: hi
You: I ate your dog....
Stranger: Where are you from
You: well, if I ate your dog, I must be somwhere in your area right?
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You: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stranger: I think 94
You: 68, you loose
You: give me all your money!
Stranger: suck dick
Stranger: COCK
Stranger: BIG
Stranger: SUCK!
You: you first, tell me how my dick taste Kobe!
Stranger: you first, tell me how my dick taste Kobe!
You: lame...
Stranger: lame...
You: ◘◘◘◘
Stranger: ◘◘◘◘
Stranger: huy pizda lalalalala
Stranger: хуй пизда лалаллала
You: <A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/imapld">Click this</A>
You: lol, no html in here huh.... that sucks ass...
You: you probably suck ass too don't you???
You: fucken dingleberry muncher
You: fucken back lot player!!
You: Dook shoot diver!
Stranger: Dook shoot diver!
Stranger: doy u want my photo ?
You: depends, are you a dook shoot diver?
Stranger: http://www.go2convert.com/processed/1244404517401.jpg
You: answer the question, YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE BITCH!!!
Stranger: I fucked you tonight
Stranger: dicksucker
You: IT'S THE DAY TIME DUMB ASS
You: YOU EATHIOPIAN SHIT EATER
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LOL.... I'm gettin addicted to this shit....
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You: booty do!
Stranger: what
You: Bet yo stomach stick out more than yo booty do!
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So like an idiot I do this shit last night when I was bored and meet some nigga in a group called Drumfish and he's giving Youtube links and Amazon links http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=Drumfish&x=0&y=0 so now I gotta pick out a song I'm feeling so I don't be rude and I'm like I'm feeling this 'Trigger' song here and he tells me the song was about a horse, so I listen to that snippet now and laugh my ass off. Shit's funny to me. Son was cool though. He tellin' me he works for winamp and got his own technology company, I'm sitting here thinking the whole time, what is this successful nigga doin' on this dumb child-like site and why the fuck do I listen to Kain..lol.
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You: Good afternoon
Stranger: hi !
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: 17/f/Brasil
Stranger: and you ?
You: 18/M/LA
You: I like Brasil. I heard they don't like French airliners though.
Stranger: yes, was a great tragedy
You: Indeed.
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4791/1109696.jpg
You: Would you say I'm the bad boy or model type, judging by my pic? (I'm on the right)
Stranger: I have to go . Bye !
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You: two dipshits just hung up on me
Stranger: howdy stranger
Stranger: GOD YOURE SO FUNNY
You: hey, you stole my line.
Stranger: thanks
You: im not funny
Stranger: you too
Stranger: ho hum
Stranger: boring
You: hollow rd?
Stranger: yep
You: cool
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYb9pkJqZf4
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like this kind of fun
You: i dont.
Stranger: do you have a spatula?
You: but it beats sleeping
You: in my cupboard
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: lets be bffs
You: deal
Stranger: but first
Stranger: you must pass the test
You: ok. whats the test
Stranger: are you willing to endure the hardships of The Test
You: sure
Stranger: Q1.
Stranger: how long is Gene Simmons' tongue
You: long enought to lick his adams apple
You: next question
Stranger: Q2. What George Bush's eldest daughter's name
You: 1 or 2?
You: GHWB or GWB?
Stranger: GWB
You: barb
You: ra
Stranger: Q3. Who is Canada's Prime Minister
You: who cares?
You: nect quesition
Stranger: I CARE
Stranger: FAIL
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Stranger: hi
You: some guy got all uppity when i told him i didnt care who candas prime minister was.
You: are you canadian?
Stranger: no i am chinese
You: good let me get some fireworks.
You: and some baby girls to adopt
Stranger: you are canadian?
You: fuck no
You: im from austrailia
You: my names clint dogg
You: you may have heard of me
You: i was caught with child porn
You: and i went to jail b/c m real like that
You: *im
Stranger: my English is not welll
You: i can tell
You: do you use babblefish?
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: "communist" this what means
You: do you support communism?
Stranger: i do not know it
You: are you from china?
Stranger: yes
You: hum..
Stranger: how do you know that
You: know what?
Stranger: i am from china
You: i asked and you asid yes.
You: *said
You: also, you asid you were chinese
Stranger: sorry , i forget
You: do you work in a factory?
Stranger: no ,i am a student
Stranger: what about you
You: im the baddest dj in the whole of austraila
Stranger: baddest? why
You: http://www.myspace.com/CStyleRecords
You: you better recognize
You: because i posess child pornography
Stranger: but ,i think you are the best ,please believe in yourself
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: i am 17 year old girl
You: do you have myspace?
Stranger: yes
You: if so send some naked pictures to http://www.myspace.com/CStyleRecords and then tell the austrailian federal police that you did.
You: help a brother out so i can go to jail and get it in my pooper
Stranger: sorry ,please tell more easilier english words ,i do not understand
You: so i can get rapped in prison
Stranger: rapped this can you explain
You: i can get sex in my butt hole against my will
You: im sorry it is spelled raped
Stranger: i don't know too
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: only when im drunk
Stranger: goodbye i will have lunch
You: enjoy
Stranger: me too
You: that is selfish
Stranger: bye
You: dont forget my fireworks
You: and babies
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Stranger: yo
You: yo yo plan eleven extension
Stranger: ya shut up
You: ok
Stranger: were ya from
You: st louis
Stranger: fag
Stranger: canada it up
You: i know
Stranger: get a hockey team
You: no fuck canada
Stranger: ya
Stranger: talk shit
Stranger: get knocked
You: and its prime minister
Stranger: k shut up
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You: what do you want?
Stranger: women
You: good
You: i am not one
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You: where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Not your business
You: anwser the question asked.
You: we have 2 people dead. do you want that on you concious?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Iam ready
You: i can put you away for 25 years with no parole.
You: now, where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Please don't
Stranger: Iam haking now
Stranger: Shaking
You: what? do you want your lawyer now? well he cant help you.
Stranger: What are you talking about
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: freak
You: i have 5 eye witnesses that say they saw you walk into that burger king and shoot those 5 people.
You: 3 of them are still in the hospital
You: if you talk now we might be able to get you off in 8 years with 10 years probation.
You: who were your accomplices?
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Stranger: i'm a gangster, BITCH!
Stranger: how about you?
You: im not.
You: :(
Stranger: what's up
You: i wanted to know if life all about fast cars and cussing each other?
Stranger: no, not really
You: that bitch lied to me.
You: now i dont know whats right or real anymore
Stranger: life is about having fun, not living to other people's standards
You: im being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the fear that robots will rule the world in the not so far away future?
You: i want to be rich and have lots of money.
You: i dont care about clever or funny.
Stranger: so do i
You: i also want loads of clothes and fuck loads of diamonds
Stranger: me too
Stranger: one of my biggest dreams, mainly clothes though
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?
You: is life about film stars and not mothers?
You: it doesnt matter cuz im packing plastic.
You: its what makes my life so fucking fantastic
Stranger: wow
You: sometimes i call myself a weapon of mass consumption
You: its really not my fault, its just how ive been programed to function
Stranger: oh god, robot DEATHRAY! RUNNNNNNNN
You: im not a saint, but im not a sinner.
Stranger: same here
You: although everything will be alright as long as i keep getting thinner.
Stranger: what, are you anorexic?
You: no, im just killing themn on my own little mission
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: may i join?
You: it wouldnt be my own litle mission then.
Stranger: it would be OUR own little mission
Stranger: and then 2's a crowd, 3's a party
You: ill be panco villa you can be rodolfo fierro
Stranger: i wanna be tony montanna though
You: no, hes a coke head.
You: we dont want low lifes like that on our team
Stranger: but a cool coke head
Stranger: but he's rich
Stranger: R-I-C-H, RICH
You: he can finance the expidition but he is not invited along.
Stranger: yay, i'm a financier
You: when i look in the sun then into the mirror i get the impression that we are on to a winner
Stranger: wow, you too?
You: yeah buddy
Stranger: small world
You: tell me about it.
You: i still dont know what s right or real yet.
You: and im still being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the only thing that is right is what you believe, and nothing else matters
You: oh my god.
You: i cant believe it.
Stranger: well.... believe it
You: ive never been this far away from home
Stranger: do you like bacon?
You: of course
You: what do you think im some no good jawa?
Stranger: jawa? never heard of it but i guess not
You: is originally from star wars but was said by eric cartman in south park as a derogatory term of muslims
Stranger: ohhh, i wouldn't doubt it if cartman said that.
You: word.
Stranger: dogg
You: im driftin apart like techtonic plates.
Stranger: i'm driftin apart like...
You: i wish i was a million milesfrom here. somewhere more familiar
Stranger: george bush and his jedi-ness
Stranger: where are you at?
You: im working in a shop with my name tag on
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: hah
Stranger: you hate your job??
You: is time on your side? its the most beautiful thing you could ever spend
Stranger: yep, watchin tv right now
You: i didnt see you not looking when i messed up.
You: did you settle down in your early 20s?
You: or in the early 20's?
Stranger: yep
You: which one
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i settle down in the early 20's in the 20's
You: im going to come back stronger than a powered up apc man.,
You: *pac
Stranger: i killed 10 million nazis with my bare hands
You: great ruins make for greater glory.
You: ever play nazi yahtzee?
Stranger: YAHTZEE!
You: its soooo much fun
You: http://secretnaziyahtzee.ytmnd.com/
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'll have to check that out
You: you should,
Stranger: i am
You: the only thing growing is our history.
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: http://explosm.net/comics/1296/
You: i lol'd
Stranger: no doubt at all
Stranger: what happens
You: in life?
You: death happens
You: in death?
You: nothing
Stranger: really?
You: would i lie to you?
You: theres a new super heavy element set to enter the periodic table
Stranger: i guess not
You: its 22 times heaver than hydrogen
You: *227
Stranger: *gasp* Metallica!?
You: no, but it should be named after metallica
Stranger: lol at that comic
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you today?
Stranger: im good
You: thats good.
You: and your family?
Stranger: my family is fine as well
You: good..good.
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: .....depends
You: on?
Stranger: if u r a male or female
You: 100% male.
You: no homo.
Stranger: n where u from
You: LA
You: u?
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You: HI
You: where u frm?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: usa
You: AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: lol
You: what part?
Stranger: illinois
You: do you know mr. chi city?
Stranger: guessing your from america?
You: cali born n raised
Stranger: yeh i know chi city
Stranger: i want to go to cali
Stranger: for the girls and clubs
Stranger: and the nice weather
You: hell yeah.
You: and the weed, and the beach, and the..everythang!!
You: ive heard good things about illinois tho...
You: i wanna hit up a cubs game and throw shit at the players.
You: one of my life long dreams.
You: god i hate the cubs.
You: matter of fact, fuck you.
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Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: how are you?
You: im great, ty for asking.
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Stranger: hi'
You: HELLO.
Stranger: asl
You: ARE YOU A WIERD-O?
Stranger: u first
You: i dont fucks wit wierd-os.
Stranger: f or m?
You: does that matter? we are all one energy...to try to categorize one as 'male' or 'female' doesnt make sense in this crazy world of ours.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/m/neverland ranch
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Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/m/L.A.
You: u?
Stranger: louisiana, eh?
You: no.
You: los angeles.
Stranger: 19/f/texas
Stranger: oh
You: mmm nice.
You: ive always want to fuck a texas girl.
Stranger: pervert
You: a lil bit.
Stranger: that's nasty
You: just enough to be normal :D
You: no its not.
You: its human nature
Stranger: do you have sex with many girls?
Stranger: because that isn't human nature
You: i have sex when the mood strikes me.
You: doesnt have to be with different women, could be with one..
Stranger: so girls are just tools for your pleasure
You: i didnt say that.
You: it has to be fun for both of us.
Stranger: ...how many girls have you slept with?
You: hmm lets seee.....
You: about 30ish
You: give or take
Stranger: that's digusting
You: why?
Stranger: 30??
You: give or take
Stranger: i hope you get clamidia
Stranger: and die
You: thats not nice.
You: what did i do to you?
Stranger: you are a sick bastard
You: how am i a 'sick bastard'?
You: are you one of those deeply religous cunts?
Stranger: you've slept with 30 girls!
Stranger: not really
You: and..they enjoyed it too.
Stranger: i go to church on sundays
You: its not like a raped them.
You: shit, some of them sought me out.
You: who am i to deny a woman some of this cock?
Stranger: you make me sick...
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LMAOOO!!!!!
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You: omg
Stranger: hi
You: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: ??
You: i just seen some crazy shit!
Stranger: ....
You: dude
You: OMG
You: !!!!
Stranger: explain...
You: too complicated...just know this....you CANNOT stick an entire jack daniels bottle in your girls poop shoot...it WILL NOT WORK...
Stranger: i hope not
Stranger: otherwise she is a TOTAL whore
You: ey! thats my bitch you talking bout.
You: she may be a fucking town bike..but nigga, i dont know u. so u best watch ur mouf.
Stranger: she got a jack daniels body in her ass
Stranger: she's a whore
Stranger: bottle*
You: she does that shit for ME nigga.
You: what ur girl do for u?
You: does she lick ur asshole as ur alarm clock?
You: does she suck ur dick even if she has the swine flu?
You: does she let you hit even if shes on the rag?
You: NO.
You: so watch ur mouf.
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this is a GREAT time killer.
props kain! lol
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i just took a massive shit
Stranger: asl plz ...first u
You: 20mtx
You: like one of those shits where the water comes back and splashes on your ass
You: do you get those often?
Stranger: sweet
You: ?
Stranger: fuck you Nigger
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Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/m/neverland ranch
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LMFAO, grimey, hahaha.
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Stranger: Hello, this is Joe from Macintosh tech support.
Stranger: How may I be of assistance?
You: liar
You: they call it apple now.
Stranger: OMG YOU CAUGHT ME
You: i win
Stranger: woohoo *confetti*
You: *raises roof*
Stranger: whoop whoop
You: im out of ideas
Stranger: do you like sharpies?
You: always
Stranger: my goldfish ate a sharpie.
You: what color?
Stranger: orange.
Stranger: but it came out of good ol goldy blue
You: it will poop orange water for the next 2 years
You: hum....
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: intense huh
You: indeed.
Stranger: have you ever milked a cow?
You: oddly enough, yes.
Stranger: have you ever milked a dog?
You: but it was a steer
You: never a dog.
Stranger: neither have i
You: have you milked a cow?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: i've drank milk before.
You: i have not,
Stranger: it was white.
Stranger: no joke.
You: i only drink motor oil.
You: i shit black all the time.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: that sucks.
You: would you like tyo clean my tolet?
Stranger: you should go see a doctor.
Stranger: i am your toilet
You: i will bring AJAX next time i see you.
You: but not a brush,
You: you will have to do that yourself
Stranger: kay thanks
Stranger: i'll use your toothbrush
You: my pleasure dude
You: please do
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: can't
Stranger: i already used it to clean out my dogs butt
Stranger: and it got stuck in there
Stranger: sorry dude
You: so thats where its been.
Stranger: yeah
You: i havent seen it in a month.
Stranger: we're taking frido to the vet soon.
Stranger: we can ask to get it back for you.
You: please
Stranger: frido would really like it out.
You: then you can clean yourself.
Stranger: it's been causing problems.
Stranger: pepto bismol can only do so much.
You: and then i can finally brush my pearly browns
Stranger: gotta prevent them from falling out!
You: indeed.
Stranger: i've still got my 5 best ones left.
Stranger: so its all good.
You: they are the only set ill have for free.
Stranger: unless you steal them
You: i could do that.
Stranger: i did do that
You: my great uncle hasnt really neededhis for 2 years now.
You: i think hes over do for some liberation
Stranger: life is tough
You: like he did on those death camps, but better
Stranger: i hear you man
You: i wish i could hear you.
You: im too bus listening to woody herman and the heard
Stranger: here
Stranger: i'll scream as loud as i can and see if you hear it
You: fucker wont shut up with that god damn horn
You: i think i hear something
Stranger: that was me
You: are you saying food stamps?
Stranger: nahh, i was saying poop camp
You: well close enough
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: practically the same thing
You: well they both have the same enrollment rates
Stranger: yep
You: can you clip my toenails.
You: ???
You: they are long over due.
Stranger: yum
Stranger: i love toenails
Stranger: keep em growing dude
You: they make great jam.
Stranger: really do
You: those giants are on to something.
Stranger: foshizz
Stranger: guess what?
You: chicken butt?
Stranger: OMG YAHH!
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: ROFLROFL
Stranger: my chickens dont have butts
Stranger: they're buttless chickens
You: ive never been a fan of yard bird.
Stranger: i only like them buttless
You: how far do you shove the dynamite up there to make tham like that?
Stranger: an inch usually does it
You: ill have to keep that in mind.
Stranger: yannow, some people feel like it needs to go up much farther, but really you get the best results by just going about an inch
You: i usually shove it in all the way. most of the time it kills them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats what i'm talking about
You: and by dynamite i mean my cock.
You: btw....
You: i call it the cock in the cock
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: don't got one of those, just use tnt
You: mine is a prothsetic
Stranger: good for you
You: i lost mine when i decided to pork a cement mixer
Stranger: right, thats what you say
You: the cement mixer won. but it was a good match.
Stranger: we all know you really just went under a transgender operation that failed
You: you found me out.
Stranger: yep
You: promise not to tell?
Stranger: secrets safe with me
You: good. i dont need the other fellas at the gym to find out.
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: girl to (previous) girl
Stranger: always gotta keep those secrets on the dl
You: im still a chick at heart.
Stranger: deep down we all know it
You: they'll never be able to take that away from me.
Stranger: thats right
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: no, you?
You: no.
Stranger: good
You: heres my post op picture.
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4791/1109696.jpg
You: im on the right
Stranger: the girl in you shines through
You: the boy i was dating is on the left.
Stranger: oh that must be tough on you
You: ive been able to pretend like im a totally differnt person.
Stranger: and him
You: he cant tell.
You: i think hes retarded.
Stranger: thats good, but still, must be hard to deal with that loss
You: it was but then he became my best friend again.
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: oh man, i forgot to ask....how is that wart cream working out?
You: eh, its alright.
You: when it looks like its making progress it starts ot get worse again.
Stranger: ahh i hear ya
You: i might have to get prescription strenght.
Stranger: well i wish for the bst
Stranger: best
You: i dont want to see my doctor though.
Stranger: oh was he hitting on you again?
You: he tries to make passes at me and im not like that anymore.
Stranger: you gotta law down the law
Stranger: heres my pic: http://img8.imageshack.us/i/54106454.jpg/
Stranger: im the second one on the left
Stranger: i just got a new blue paintjob
Stranger: you like?
You: i was about to say, last time i saw you you were greenish yellow.
You: its a good look for you.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: my mom says it brings out the color of my roof
You: it so totally does.
You: it looks like you touched it up aswell
Stranger: yeah, just a bit
You: i see you got a new number and didnt even tell me.
Stranger: oh yeah sorry
Stranger: had to change it for...
Stranger: legal reasons
You: thats understandable.
You: the ex was hounding you agian?
Stranger: yeah and everytime i tried to enforce that restraining order he just changes his name and comes out me
Stranger: i'm just attractive i guess
You: you are.
Stranger: too hot for words
You: if i were still a girl i would so totally put my tongue on you.
You: wether you likeit or not.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i had the fireman hose me down, so i'm all clean now
You: awesome.
You: you probably smell like pinesol now.
Stranger: true dat
Stranger: that new paint job has made my plastic smooth as butter too
You: *melts*
Stranger: thats right
You: i am so turned on
Stranger: i'd be too if i wasnt me
You: hold on, my "girlfriend" is calling me. ;)
Stranger: oh
Stranger: does she not know about the failed transformation???
You: no wa.
You: way.
Stranger: i'll keep it a secret from her too
You: she wants to be a virgin until marrige.
You: which helps.
Stranger: that would
Stranger: maybe you'll get the full operation done by then
You: i hope. but insurance doesnt cover it.
Stranger: i know how you feel
You: i have to keep collecting my tips at the waffle house.
Stranger: have hope man
Stranger: have hope
You: heres her picture.
You: http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2228/1032585.jpg
You: shes a dime isnt she?
Stranger: 2 dimes!
Stranger: not as sexy as i am, but who is?
You: true.
You: maybe if and when i dump this bird ill have to call you up again.....
Stranger: you know my new number
You: 800-275-3616
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: im so amazing, i've got my own 800 line
You: if only they gave you a 900 number you could retire
Stranger: yeahhh not there yet
You: any who this old bag is headed this way.
You: i have to pretend like i care what she says.
You: but you know ill only think of you.
Stranger: wait for the operation man
Stranger: but the good thing is, i dumped my boyfriend last weekend, so i'm free as a bird
You: do you want me to wait for the operation to "make things right" with you?
You: or will you accept me like i am
Stranger: operation
Stranger: i'm not gay, so i think i'd be more comfortable
You: i understand.
You: ill have to pull more shifts at the waffle house.
Stranger: keep makin waffles
You: and pourig coffee
You: chow!
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You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: im going to bed. feel free to join me.
Stranger: uhmm
Stranger: Yeahh
Stranger: MAYBE
You: maybe?
You: why would you not just say yes?
Stranger: because
Stranger: u smell funy
Stranger: *funny
You: thats not me, its my sheets...
Stranger: aahahha
You: i think my dog molests them on a regular basis
Stranger: GROSS
You: eh, you learn to live with it
Stranger: Go WAYA
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Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: how's it going
You: good, tired but good u
Stranger: tired too, just cleaned my house after a party
You: usually i leave the mess til morning
Stranger: I don't even know why I'm online
You: me neither
You: sister had a graduation party
You: still dead from that
Stranger: My bday was in this friday hehe
You: nice...what city you in ?
Stranger: Tj
You: ?
Stranger: Tijuana
You: lol really
Stranger: yehh man XD
Stranger: crazy stuff here
You: eastlake XXD
Stranger: lot of mafia and blah blah
Stranger: very close
You: yeah start a fire and i can smell it
You: :D
Stranger: hahaa
You: so is eventually gonna happen with mexico and drug traffiing
You: so what is....
Stranger: shit sucks down here
You: what if america legalized drugs?
You: it would be chill in mexico
Stranger: yeh maybe
Stranger: right now drugs are legal in Mexico but just for like persoonal use
Stranger: you can't have big amounts of it
You: you guys are in the future
You: america sucks
Stranger: meh hahah
You: obama need to hurry and change this country
Stranger: I think he wont really make a difference for the US
Stranger: I like the guy but..hm..
Stranger: ionno
You: he will, anything better than faggot bush family
Stranger: hell yeah
You: i feel like l can sleep for 15 hours
You: hibernate
Stranger: yehh me too, I think I will go to sleep now
You: good nite
Stranger: see you in another life man take care
You: =yeah we can be goats
You: 1
Stranger: lol
Stranger: late
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You: hola!
Stranger: hi、
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: asl？
You: same here. 23/m/LA
You: you?
Stranger: 20 m CN
Stranger: nice to see u
You: cool.
You: but you're a dude so im logging off.
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kain, this is the greatest shit ever. I just got a girl from South Korea to believe I'm Barack Obama.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 18/m/usa
You: bleh. nm
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hello?
You: 23/m/los angeles
You: you?
Stranger: 20,m,china
Stranger: laker
You: bleh. nm
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: los angeles
You: asl?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: cool. south korea?
Stranger: yes.
You: youre from south korea and im from north america
Stranger: ah-
Stranger: north america?
You: yes
Stranger: umm.
Stranger: are you male-?
You: yes
Stranger: umm-
You: female?
Stranger: no-
You: bleh, nevermind then
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 23 m los angeles
You: asl?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: 20m
You: eh. nm then
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LMFAO
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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO
Stranger: sup
You: NOTHING MUCH YOU....
You: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET....
Stranger: u r kidding me
Stranger: u mean on omegle
You: NAH, I'M FROM BAGHDAD AND I'M USING AN IBM 100 AND 56K.
You: FIRST TIME ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB
Stranger: omg
You: WHAT IS OMG ?
Stranger: then u r so fashionable
Stranger: oh my god
You: I SEE.
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY FRIEND ?
Stranger: taiwan
You: NICE
Stranger: u heard before
You: OF COURSE
You: YOU LIKE CHINA ?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: age?
You: WHAT ABOUT INFIDEL AMERICANS ?
You: 25
You: YOU
Stranger: alright
Stranger: im 20
You: BOY OR GIRL
Stranger: girl
You: LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT BAGHDAD AND FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: i know
You: YOU GENIUS
You: I'M FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Stranger: okay
You: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS ?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: i think
You: COOL, SO WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY FOR YOU ?
Stranger: nothing
You: ARE YOU A PARTY ANIMAL ?
Stranger: r u?
You: DAMN SKIPPY
You: YES
Stranger: cool
You: YOU'RE NOT
Stranger: so?
You: YOU DON'T PARTY ?
Stranger: not very often
You: A LOT OF STUDYING ?
Stranger: studying?
Stranger: omg no
You: HA
You: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
You: FISHING ?
Stranger: well im going to do that next weekend
You: 90% OF THE WORLD'S FISH ARE IN ENDANGERED OF EXTINCTION, MAYBE YOU SHOULD EASE UP ON THAT
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Stranger: Hi !
You: HELLO
Stranger: From ?
You: YOU WANT GPS COORDINATES ?
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Oh shit, this is awesome!
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LOL!I think pauls made Me laugh the hardest with that coming home late drunk remark
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: My name is frederick, and boy do i have some good news for you.
You: Would you like to know?
Stranger: what
You: You can enlarge your penis up to 6 inches!!! And fat too!!!! All naturally bro, im a doctor!
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Stranger: =D
You: do you have tits and a vagina?
Stranger: I have a cock that would shit all over yours. Wanna play? =D
You: i feel a hate crime coming on
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: I'm kidding.
Stranger: You need a real girlfriend.
You: i have
Stranger: Not a website.
You: one
You: her name is frank
Stranger: O_o Don't cheat on her
Stranger: OH
You: shes a sheep
Stranger: Pretend. xD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Raow
You: shes got soft sexy skin
Stranger: Good luck with your sexy sheep
You: i tried with a horse but the vagina was too big'
Stranger: Depends if your cock is small or not
Stranger: Horses scream for me.
You: thats because you murder them
Stranger: With my cock. Raow.
You: i heard about you
You: the horse assassin
Stranger: Mmm. I'm famous. I almost pass out when I get a boner.
You: this has been fun but i dont talk to fags
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You: hey
Stranger: HI
You: whats your name
Stranger: LINDA
Stranger: YOU?
You: they call me long dong hugenstein
You: or frank
Stranger: OK
You: what do you do for fun LINDA
You: suck big cock?
Stranger: ???
You: where you from
Stranger: TAIWAN
You: its HARD...to do two things at once
You: im touching my penis right now
You: im white
You: which means im probably a lot bigger then your used to
You: is it true all asians have small dicks and cant drive?
You: why are you taking so long to respond i thought you people were smart
Stranger: F U C K
You: you want to fuck already?
Stranger: = =
You: damn you get right to the point no small talk
You: i like your style
You: do you mind if i just stick my dick through the hole in my boxers i dont like to be naked
Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING
You: no
You: dont make fun of me linda
You: god you can be such a bitch
You: what happened to us?
You: we used to love eachother
You: now three kids later every time you talk i just want to smack you in the mouth
Stranger: ..
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lol
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You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: whoa, how does that work?
You: your curious
You: im going to call you whiskers
Stranger: oh my.
You: i was born with both a penis and a vagina
You: no anus
Stranger: ...then how do you Excrete?
You: in a colostome bag
You: its not that ba
You: d
You: i mean i can shit while at the dinner table
You: so whats your name
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Stranger: hello
You: do you have tits and a vagina
Stranger: nope....
You: then why are you talking to me you fucking fag
You: you sicken me
Stranger: =(
You: stop hitting on me
You: god im like candy to you people
Stranger: sorry ur 2 sexxii
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ?
You: do you bleed once a month or are you a guy
Stranger: asl
You: didnt you know asl is boring?
You: im trying to be creative
Stranger: i'm sex want
You: looney?
Stranger: me too?
You: 22 m canada
You: you
Stranger: you man?
You: yes
Stranger: YOU FUCK YOU D I E
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
Stranger: not particularly
You: WELL WELL
You: BIG MR TOUGH GUY
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: Whats up?
You: You tell me.
Stranger: Well for me its the rest of my house
You: Any reason in particular you dragged me into this chat room?
Stranger: I think you now
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: because im crazy interesting and willing to debate on anything >=)
You: Well lets debate
Stranger: Pick a topic
You: Me shitting
You: I shit a lot
You: All i eat is pizza flavored goldfish really
You: And when i do shit its pure gold
Stranger: Well it seems you understand the cause and the effect on this situation
Stranger: Eat more goldfish imo
Stranger: but REAL goldfish
You: People pay to see pictures of me shitting? Ok buddy? I'm famous
Stranger: i have never heard of you
You: They call me Shits McGee
You: I'm big in germany
You: They pay me to make videos of me shitting
Stranger: Oh yea you were on youtube
You: They eat that stuff up, literally
Stranger: Sounds like fun, I should visit Germany sometime O.o
You: Yea, anyone can be famous over there. They love david hasslehoff
Stranger: Well i mean he helped bring down the Berlin Wall
Stranger: he should be in that museum
You: All that history is unimportant when i take pure golden shits, nothing really matters
You: I am making a fortune off just taking shits all day
You: What have you accomplished?
Stranger: How much does a turd sell for
You: Nothing.
Stranger: How do you know that?
You: A turd? I sell it by the peanut
You: 1 golden nugget of peanut goes for 5000 easy on ebay
Stranger: Wicked
You: Sells itself really
Stranger: So you must be filthy rich
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: I jizz chocolate
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You: Hey, what's up man?
Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: m=male,f=female
You: Whoa whoa
You: Chill out mother fucker
You: Cause all that talking reckless a get you smacked
You: If you want to throw down we can throw down right now
You: Cause noe throwaz be stoppahz
Stranger: u r male
Stranger: what was that
Stranger: fuck u son of a bitch
You: Yeah, i'm a male, and i'll rip your eyeballs out and use them as toys for my 6 yr old son
You: We can't afford legos so we make with what we got, you got a problem with that?
Stranger: okok can u give me some fucking website
You: A website?
You: You need more than a website buddy.
Stranger: yup
You: You need a whole gun store
Stranger: give me some
You: You can't stop me and my army of midget friends
You: We will swarm you and kick you right in the nuts
You: You will be winded for like 15-20 minutes
You: Then what?
You: You lose buddy
You: You lost before you even tried
Stranger: give some only some fucker
You: I see how things are
You: Gonna talk shit then just stop typing?
You: I see what type of person you are
You: Your a straight up hoe
Stranger: i m fucking freak
You: Yea? I bet you are
You: Only someone sick in the head would use this website
You: You disgust me, people like you should be locked up
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: u dont have any website
You: What are you trying to say?
You: Oh, and i do have my own website. What do you have?
You: Nothing.
You: A computer? Yeah, thats about all you have buddy
Stranger: i want some nude website
You: Gay porn? I knew you were sick but jesus fucking christ
Stranger: i m a hindu
You: So hindu people are gay?
You: Is that your excuse
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: i fucked your whole family
Stranger: and urs sister was the best
You: IP address logged >> Extracting file virusload.exe >> Extraction successfull
You: Yea your fucked now buddy
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl is boring
Stranger: hallo
You: lets find something else to say
Stranger: asl
You: WTF MAN
You: you ruined everything
Stranger: india
You: 14/f/japan
You: Hey, i just figured out where you live using http://www.phonetrace.org/
Stranger: 19/f
You: Thats pretty cool
You: Can i come over, i need to borrow some sugar?
Stranger: i am cool man
You: I bet you are
You: Can i come over and meet you now?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh
Stranger: great
You: We are friends, right?
Stranger: right your email?
You: My e-mail doesn't concern you
You: I found your house using http://www.phonetrace.org/ and want to come over
Stranger: u r student?
You: Yep
Stranger: class
You: I'm studying to be an underground chemist
You: I live right next door, i got a pretty sweet meth lab in my basement
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh good subject
You: Yeah it is
You: IP address logged >>> Extracting file virusload.exe >>> virusload.exe extracted successfully!
Stranger: u tell me about u
Stranger: u a sexy girl
You: Scanning folder C:/ProgramFiles >>> ......Scan Complete! >>> Deleting All Files >>> Files Deleted!
You: You ever get a bad virus before?
Stranger: i know C
You: I know ABC123
Stranger: GREAT
You: ITS EASY
You: MOTHER FUCKER
You: YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
You: SUCKIN DEEZ NUTS AINT GONNA DO ITS SELF
Stranger: you realy 14 year
You: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, YOU SPEAK IT?
You: YOU FOREIGN PIECE OF SHIT
You: YOUR KIND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: my mother lag is hindi
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SEEMS TO BE HINDU PEOPLE ALL OVER THAT SITE
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I'm a Cop
You: YO
Stranger: hey
You: who r u
Stranger: dana
You: im detective john kimble
Stranger: oh ok
You: IM A COP YOU IDIOT
You: im sorry.... im so sorry..
Stranger: wtf are you high?
You: hey, im a police officer
Stranger: mhm..
You: you give me the names of your drug suppliers, and i'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
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The One-Night Stand
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: fuck it
Stranger: asl?
You: china/22/f
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The Stoner
Stranger: yo
You: wait
You: sandy?
Stranger: no
You: you cant just walk out of a drive-in movie
You: let me talk to your mother
Stranger: sorry man
You: get your mother please
Stranger: im high what the fuckk?
You: this is urgent
You: HURRY
You: they're after me
Stranger: no fuck u
You: FUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: im high as shit
You: wat r u on?
Stranger: fucking weed !!
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You: damn
You: pass that shit
Stranger: u smoke mann?
You: hell yeah dude.
Stranger: how much reefer u pumpinn?
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: FUUUCK
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MetalHead from China
Stranger: hey there
You: hellooooo
You: its me, the devil
Stranger: how's it going
Stranger: I'm satan
You: pleased to meet you.
You: hang on I have an appointment with Oprah Winfrey.
You: Billy Mays filled my list with all his products.
Stranger: are you a paranoid or a celebrity?
You: you mean paparazzi?
You: hmm?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: where r u from?
You: hot as muthafucka. hot enough to make ya CUSS.
Stranger: great
Stranger: im a metalhead
Stranger: from china
You: get off my lawn? are you serious?
You: awesome
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: i love heavy metal and hard rock
You: i saw a death metal band recently
Stranger: which one?
You: they were called DE-COMPOSURE
You: lead singer David Bloodclaat
You: they had a song called ISA KOSISA
You: you ever heard of them?
Stranger: nope
You: DUMB
You: ASS
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Able to Comply
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine,and u ?
You: Good. Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.. and I want to have them answered immediately.
Stranger: u r a chinese ?
Stranger: ok,please
You: Who is your daddy? And what does he do? (And no I am not Chinese, sorry)
Stranger: haha,why do u want to know this ?
You: I'm Detective John Kimble.
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: oh, what will u do with my information ?
Stranger: cool job
You: Give it to Skynet
You: It's a poll basically. [Lies]
You: Thank you.
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok,ill help u
You: Good
You: What is his profession?
Stranger: how can i tell u who my daddy is,u want his really name ?
You: No just the profession.
Stranger: teacher
Stranger: he s a teacher
You: Alright thank you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: not at all
You: Now you give me the names of your drug suppliers and I'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
Stranger: my name ?
You: No
Stranger: oh,i know
Stranger: i am not addicted to drug
You: Come on, don't bullshit me.
Stranger: so , i cant tell,sprry
Stranger: sorry
You: Well I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!
Stranger: i tell u the truth
[Moment of silence here]
You: You just cost me $6000
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Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?
Ha
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Stranger: hi
You: peace
You: what up
You: are you Black?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: no
You: later
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Stranger: im glad michael jacksons dead
You: oh why so?
Stranger: he touched me as a child
You: you didn't like him touching you?
Stranger: i wasnt able to swallow all of it, so he slappped me
You: He can produce sperm
You: I had no clue
Stranger: i herd you liek mudkipz
You: mudpkipz?
You: What is that
Stranger: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/mudkipz
Stranger: possibly a forced meme
You: a pokomon?
Stranger: ill poke your mon
You: Well that's nice of you
Stranger: well, if you let me, ill give you a big jake. Google it.
You: Right
You: That's some nerd talk
Stranger: you know what it is then?
You: what
Stranger: hold on a sec.
Stranger: Big Jake, The The sexual stimulation of a penis using the hands and fingers of a partner and a deceased infant. The recipient puts his penis in a dead infant's mouth. A partner inserts as much of his arm as possible up the infant's rectum, through its gastrointestinal tract and esophagus, and proceeds to manually stimulate the recipient's penis in the infant's mouth. People favor the Big Jake because the dead infant acts as a disposable receptacle for any semen ejaculated. People do not favor the Big Jake because it's just too fucking hot.
You: Sounds like fun
Stranger: SICK BASTARD!!!!
Stranger: GTFO YOU FAGGOT!!!!!
You: Have you been big jaked before?
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You: Hi?
Stranger: Отсоси
You: Anyone
You: Okay son or daughter of lenin
You: Stoi
You: SPutnik
You: I know a few ruskie words
You: Can you any english you commie
You: -?
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Stranger: i'm a 23 male,i need a female to make cam 2 cam
for cybersex
You: You are desperate
Stranger: fuck
You: fag
You: I'll hire two hitman trannies to come up behind you and rape you
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You: yo
Stranger: heya
You: was real good puto
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: fascinating
You: fo shizzle
Stranger: rub a dub dub
You: suck on some dizzle u bizzle
You: faggot
Stranger: i'm not the one talking like an inbred idiot
You: ur asshole looks like it was fuckd by an inbred idiot
Stranger: wow, your wit amazes me...
You: shut up bitch swallow
Stranger: HAHA, you live at home with mummy and daddy and you act cool to pick up chicks when all you do is make a fool of yourself
You: what the fuck does that have to do wit the state of delaware?
You: ignorant fuck
Stranger: i don't believe i made any comment on delaware
Stranger: so i believe you are the ignorant one
You: go fuck some chickens and call yaself wonder women fuckin nutgobbler
Stranger: wow, i bet you're all the rage at parties...must be a white boy trying to act gangster...how sad
You: no sorry not white try again
Stranger: oh african american then?
You: no sorry not of african decent u lose kill yaself
Stranger: well, it doesn't matter what skin color you have...all i know is that you are a pigheaded male
You: I's sorry massa I's do it all over again please dont whip this old body
Stranger: what on earth is your problem...
You: sorry i got the swine flu and i was injected wit anabolic steriods now they shippin me to antartica to live wit my fellow penguins woof woof
Stranger: haha, now that is the most interesting thing you have said so far
You: sorry that was the mix of PCP and crack in my body
Stranger: ...oh-kay then
You: ur a fuckin bitch eat a fat choad
Stranger: huh, really now...is that language really necessary?
You: is it necessary to drink my own urine/
Stranger: why on earth would you want to do that?
You: fuckin canadians think they humans or some shit
Stranger: but they are humans...
You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers
Stranger: and you've obviously have some problems that you should get sorted out...go check yourself into a mental institution or something...idiot
You: im bored ur boring ima go watch TV
Stranger: fine...go and rot your braincells even more
Stranger: ignorant fool
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You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers
lol
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Stranger: hi
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ahha?
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: '_' yes.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!!!
You: !!!!!
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Stranger: looking for women in their 30's
You: looking for boys before puberty
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Stranger: heyy :)
You: hello
Stranger: how are u :)
You: hello?
You: can you hear me?
You: it must be a bad line i cant hear anything.
You: hello?
Stranger: aye i can hear u
You: i can hear something. is that you?
Stranger: fuck up
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Stranger: hi
You: hello.
You: do you like peanut butter?
Stranger: no
You: fuck you then.
Stranger: whats ur name
Stranger: where are u from
You: peter.
You: neverland.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: i need advice
You: oh, not you again.
Stranger: yeah, a oh!
Stranger: not me!
You: you can only stick it in the pooper is she consents
Stranger: thats not all true, you can get your mates to hold her down
Stranger: sorted.
You: i'll say.
You: but you dont have any mates....
Stranger: true man
Stranger: touche
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: my jail mates etc
Stranger: you prob dont have any nuts though
Stranger: so we are on even ground here bro
Stranger: say something cunt
Stranger: wasting my time
Stranger: ( . Y . )
Stranger: (o)(o)
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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: jupiter
You: jupiter
Stranger: im a alien
You: im a alien
Stranger: stop that
You: stop that
Stranger: im a assholl
You: im a assholl
Stranger: im a motherfucker
You: im a motherfucker
Stranger: im gay
You: queer.
Stranger: haaa!
You: haaa!
Stranger: you know :just fack your daddy!!!!
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^ LMAO
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Stranger: hi
You: welcome, let me put the kettle on
You: do you take cream?
Stranger: yee
You: one lump or two?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: three
You: i see you live dangerously
Stranger: im making a ham samwich would u like one
You: three it is
You: yes please.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: extra jiz?
You: can you make mine with extra ham?
You: no jiz please, just ham
Stranger: extra ham it is
Stranger: kool
You: after this we should take a walk on the lawn and discuss your marriage with my daughter
Stranger: sure
You: this sandwich is one of the best ive had in a while.
You: are you enjoying your tea?
Stranger: yes thank you
Stranger: omfg iam haveing a heart
Stranger: atack
Stranger: 3 lumps
You: oh dear!
Stranger: OMFG I SEE THE LIGHT
Stranger: IAM GOING
Stranger: TO IT
You: with three lumps i would think you might go into a diabetic coma.
You: not a heart attack
You: do you have diabeetus?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: bye
Stranger: iam d ieniih
Stranger: dienh
You: have fun!
Stranger: you too
Stranger: oh and i love ur penis
Stranger: ummy
You: i love my penis too!
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You: howdy
Stranger: hey
You: hows life in the big apple?
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Stranger: hi
You: HIHIH
Stranger: m or f
You: M
Stranger: cool im f
You: COO COO
Stranger: age?
You: 20
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: thats ok right
You: thats ok.
Stranger: i dont mean to hurry u but can u send me a cock pic cuz me bf broke up wit me like 2 hrs ago
Stranger: by text message
Stranger: no plz
You: how bez by myspace eh?
Stranger: yea but ur older than me n tht turns me on
You: how old waz ur bf?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: i did but notin came up plz just do it if u do i will send u a tits n vagina pic
You: i got somethin for ya ;)
You: http://www.meatspin.com/
Stranger: ive seen that b4
You: now ur happy
Stranger: a cock spins around
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: no i mean my bf brokr up wit me by text message
You: o i c
Stranger: can u copy the web address
You: ?
Stranger: put 1 on the comp
Stranger: n send it 2 me plz
Stranger: put it on a website n send the address to me
You: well?
You: DO U WANT?!?
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ahahahahahahaa
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Stranger: i m male with webcam and wanna let a girl watch my cock and orgasm on msn. what do u say?
You: i say ur a sick fuck and deserve to rot in jail wit other pedofiles and sex offenders
You: i got ya IP address
You: and im send the cops and FBI to ur place
You: sick fuck
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Stranger: do u like dick
You: no
You: i can find you someone who does though.,
You: email this guy
LAXCITYLIGHTS@GMAIL.COM
You: he likes dick
You: he will even suck dick for thizz.
You: apparently
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Stranger: do u like dick
You: no
You: i can find you someone who does though.,
You: email this guy
LAXCITYLIGHTS@GMAIL.COM
You: he likes dick
You: he will even suck dick for thizz.
You: apparently
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YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH ME 8) 8)
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You: hi
You: brb, sandwich time
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There's a chance I've said this before, but Omegle is awesome.
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O shit, I forgot about this. Now I'm gonna bookmark it for those boring nights.
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O shit, I forgot about this. Now I'm gonna bookmark it for those boring nights.
what he said 8)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: OMG i just found out im HIV positivie
You: :'''''''''''''''(
Stranger: bummer
You: yeah
You: but im gonna fuck like theres no tomorrow
Stranger: go spread that shit
You: exactly
Stranger: thas right... cant go alone... otta take some wit u
You: i mean. im gonna die anyways
You: who gives a fuck?
Stranger: fuk it...
You: if im luck, ill fuck someone with terminal cancer
Stranger: hahahahahahhaah
You: and we'll both be up shits creek
You: good times
Stranger: lol
You: thank you for your inspiration
Stranger: u know this shit was invented by some 17 yr old
You: now i will infect the world
You: really?
You: ASSHOLE KID
Stranger: i say u infect him
You: fuckin bastard, id feast on his spleen if my T cell count were low enough
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: OMG i just found out im HIV positivie
You: :'''''''''''''''(
Stranger: bummer
You: yeah
You: but im gonna fuck like theres no tomorrow
Stranger: go spread that shit
You: exactly
Stranger: thas right... cant go alone... otta take some wit u
You: i mean. im gonna die anyways
You: who gives a fuck?
Stranger: fuk it...
You: if im luck, ill fuck someone with terminal cancer
Stranger: hahahahahahhaah
You: and we'll both be up shits creek
You: good times
Stranger: lol
You: thank you for your inspiration
Stranger: u know this shit was invented by some 17 yr old
You: now i will infect the world
You: really?
You: ASSHOLE KID
Stranger: i say u infect him
You: fuckin bastard, id feast on his spleen if my T cell count were low enough
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Happy times!
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Stop quoting yourself, and let us have a little fun...
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