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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: AverageMotherfucker on October 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM

Title: So I'm New Here...
Post by: AverageMotherfucker on October 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.
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Post by: Blasphemy on October 14, 2010, 06:33:08 PM
One Time when I was young (think I was 7 or some shit) I grabbed a chair hit my teacher over the head and beat the shit outta them.
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Post by: OG Hack Wilson on October 14, 2010, 06:34:17 PM
LMAO  this guy will fit in here well
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 15, 2010, 01:37:27 AM
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.
LOL I like your style. Welcome tot he board. You'll go far around here..........as long as you don't post up pictures of Jewish MILFs and offend an oversensitive mod.
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Post by: OG Jaydc on October 17, 2010, 05:47:17 AM
It's like penthouse forum
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Post by: K.Dub on October 17, 2010, 06:31:53 AM
Hi.
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Post by: Mindy Harris on October 17, 2010, 08:02:42 AM
Yo Johnny!!! Welcome to the board u fat fuck!!!! I hope your mom doesn't check your browser history and see what you posts: remember the time she looked through it and found those gay porn sites? Lulzzzzzz <333
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Post by: Mr. O on October 17, 2010, 12:40:50 PM
kinda reminds me of another "muhafuka."
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Post by: Anunikke on October 17, 2010, 02:06:30 PM
kinda reminds me of another "muhafuka."
no, muhfuka has the decency to make short posts
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Post by: C-BLUE on October 17, 2010, 02:37:48 PM
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.

Impressive. Welcome to the G Spot.
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Post by: MrJas on October 17, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
WHATUP DOE
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Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on October 18, 2010, 02:44:48 AM
cool story bro...

ill give you a pass
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Post by: Blasphemy on October 18, 2010, 02:15:02 PM
Anyone notice his one post got deleted. lol
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Post by: westsiderider323 on October 18, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
i took a fat shit the other day and it reminded me that queen owes me fuckin money and she is a fat shit
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Post by: C-BLUE on October 18, 2010, 05:13:09 PM
i took a fat shit the other day and it reminded me that queen owes me fuckin money and she is a fat shit

anyone heard from queen? i hope she died on that goddamn operating table. fucc i'd love that
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Post by: westsiderider323 on October 18, 2010, 07:20:44 PM
i took a fat shit the other day and it reminded me that queen owes me fuckin money and she is a fat shit

anyone heard from queen? i hope she died on that goddamn operating table. fucc i'd love that

i called it big homie...the doctor ripped her fuckin heart out and ate it
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 18, 2010, 11:20:44 PM
Oh shit, I forgot my baby was having surgery.

RIP
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Post by: westsiderider323 on October 19, 2010, 09:44:25 AM
Oh shit, I forgot my baby was having surgery.

RIP

RIDP

(rest in dog piss)