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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: GangstaBoogy on January 26, 2006, 02:28:48 PM

Title: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: GangstaBoogy on January 26, 2006, 02:28:48 PM: This is obviously fake, but still funny. Jacked from the bws forum...

In a move which has shocked the hip hop community, Superstar 50 Cent has announced plans to appear in a gay porno. The flick, which is tentatively titled "get dick or die tryin," is already one of the hottest products on adult websites, despite it not being released. The film which stars LLoyd Banks and Tony Yayo, also reveals the true gender of G Units former first lady, Olivia, now known as "Jimmy." Many critics say that this could be a major blow to g-units street credibility, but 50 Cent defends his actions, referencing the many homosexuals in prison, who despite being gay, remain "gangster." The idea was thought of by Lloyd banks, who is no stranger to homosexual porn, and once Yayo heard the idea, he was immediately interested. They shared the idea with 50, who saw no problem with it, seeing it as an opprutunity to capitalize off of the activity that G UNOT already does behind closed doors. Young Buck was reportedly disgusted by the idea, but has yet to distance himself from G UNOT, saying that he is under contract for one more album. Olivia decided the film could not hurt considering that he doesn't consider himself as having any fans. The gay community has been highly supportive of Olivia, the first superstar transexual to openly admit being a transexual, while being percieved by the entire world to be a female. Amoung the many scenes which have the industry horrified is one in which Lloyd banks asks 50 how much dick he needs, to which 50 responds, "more than a lil bit." Lloyd banks than goes on to have anal intercourse with 50 cent in a steamy sex scene, where Lloyd spins his G UNOT chain in 50 cents posterior. The release date for the film is February 1, 2006.
GGG-UNIT!

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/649/olivia11335710603qv.jpg)
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: K A I N on January 26, 2006, 02:38:07 PM: Game is a pro w/photoshop :o
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: J Bananas on January 26, 2006, 02:43:22 PM: i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: eKardz on January 26, 2006, 02:50:12 PM: see niggas know that buck is real. they dont even wanna make fun of him in this shit.
buck is the best in gunit.
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Lex Boooger on January 26, 2006, 02:50:59 PM: daaaaamn oliver put that away
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Capo Di Tutti I Capi on January 26, 2006, 02:59:11 PM: LMFAO
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Jip on January 26, 2006, 03:10:33 PM: Quote from: Mr. Psycho freaky jason on January 26, 2006, 02:43:22 PM
i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here

i rofl
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: jpm on January 26, 2006, 03:25:03 PM: Quote from: K A I N on January 26, 2006, 02:38:07 PM
Game is a pro w/photoshop :o

hahahah
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: WestCoasta on January 26, 2006, 03:36:32 PM: Quote from: Mr. Psycho freaky jason on January 26, 2006, 02:43:22 PM
i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here
:laugh:
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Jome on January 26, 2006, 09:43:30 PM: Quote from: K A I N on January 26, 2006, 02:38:07 PM
Game is a pro w/photoshop :o

Damn, G-Unot movement resorting to trannies now.. :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on January 26, 2006, 09:53:43 PM: fuck the release date hempside already has it on bootleg. he tried to send it to me i said no!!!!!

LMAO
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 26, 2006, 11:54:49 PM: Quote from: eKardz on January 26, 2006, 02:50:12 PM
see niggas know that buck is real. they dont even wanna make fun of him in this shit.
buck is the best in gunit.

Yeah, Buck is dope as hell.
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: hempside on January 27, 2006, 02:46:49 AM: Quote from: Da WCC Hopar! on January 26, 2006, 09:53:43 PM
fuck the release date hempside already has it on bootleg. he tried to send it to me i said no!!!!!

LMAO
did I!!
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Cheese on January 27, 2006, 03:42:19 AM: Quote from: Baby G on January 26, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
The idea was thought of by Lloyd banks, who is no stranger to homosexual porn
This had me rolling
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution on January 27, 2006, 05:10:41 AM: lmao! evil jus nasty that pic will give me nightmares
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: INOKZ on January 27, 2006, 05:15:05 AM: that shit iz not koo...
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on January 27, 2006, 07:21:52 AM: lol
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Layeth THe Smacketh Down on January 28, 2006, 06:21:27 PM: Thats the funniest shit i've ever read.
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Dubz on January 28, 2006, 07:47:02 PM: im scarred. lol.
Title: Re: Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Machiavelli on January 28, 2006, 07:53:53 PM: Quote from: vetklep2000 on January 27, 2006, 03:42:19 AM
Quote from: Baby G on January 26, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
The idea was thought of by Lloyd banks, who is no stranger to homosexual porn
This had me rolling

yeah lol that was the funniest line