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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: h cottie is bac-tive? on February 23, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
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Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:
So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.
Any advice?
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yea you're probably fucked.... after years and years you got a lot of THC in your body, too much to flush out in a week for sure
if you wanna give it a shot just keep drinkin cranberry juice and shit like that
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why not get sum1 else 2 piss for you..? they dont watch u for that shit do they? my friend got sum1 to piss right b4 the test for a job in a ziplock bag and he put in it his underwear to keep warm for the time being and it worked for him. kinda nasty way 2 do it but it worked....
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daaaaamn that's prob the last thing i wanted to hear but i'll give it a shot
cranberry juice? i heard it was a myth along with pickle juice.
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why not get sum1 else 2 piss for you..? they dont watch u for that shit do they? my friend got sum1 to piss right b4 the test for a job in a ziplock bag and he put in it his underwear to keep warm for the time being and it worked for him. kinda nasty way 2 do it but it worked....
i shuda tried that the 1st time but my boy on the team told me that they search you before you piss to make sure you're not carrying anything with you to cheat. this shit fuckin sucks man.
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yeah man ur most likely pretty fucked.
THC stays in the body for a long time. thats y if u smoke a lot it only takes a few hits to set u off cuz u already have all that shit in ur body and all u have to do is kinda trigger it.
cranberry juice,pomegranate juice or water would be ur only chance but it might kinda late. i like the ziploc bag idea. good luck playa.
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you can smugle some one else piss in...
or drink alot of vinegar before the test.... from what i know that should do it...
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drink a lot of water before the test, piss like 10 times before you go, drink mad water, so the only piss that comes out is water.
or hit up GNC, and buy system flush. i know people that have used it and it works.
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man everyone knows that THC stays in the system up to 30 days... they should test you 30 days after the test, not 2 weeks.
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so what you goto do is, find some leaches, put 3 on your left testicle, and 2 on the right, THC is stored in the fat of your sac right ? then you goto sleep in a shallow grave for 9 nights, and drink plents gutter water... i heard that works...
ps: or you can go see your pharmasist and buy some over-the-counter drugs that flush your system of all bullshit... it's a 5 day process... in australia i believe theyre called eural's...
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yeah i was wonderin why they wud make me take it a week after my first test but they said it's becaus i told them i smoked a couple times so they said it shud be outta my system by the test if i only did it a couple times...i didnt wanna say im a pothead
props 2 u all for the advice
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it would be a broing world without fat people ;D
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Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:
So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.
Any advice?
Your fucked any way. Thc stays a month in your bloodstream. If you can pospone the test and you dont smoke for a whole month then you pass it for sure. I saw this shit once on tv but i dont know if it works, a junky went for his drug test and before he went there he put a whole lot of ammoniac on his hand and when he went to the drug test he pissed over his hand with ammoniac and he passed the test. I dont know if this shit works but if your really desperate you could give it a try.
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Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:
So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.
Any advice?
Your fucked any way. Thc stays a month in your bloodstream. If you can pospone the test and you dont smoke for a whole month then you pass it for sure. I saw this shit once on tv but i dont know if it works, a junky went for his drug test and before he went there he put a whole lot of ammoniac on his hand and when he went to the drug test he pissed over his hand with ammoniac and he passed the test. I dont know if this shit works but if your really desperate you could give it a try.
LMFAO man i'd rather fail the test than piss on my hand... all it did was probably postpone the test anyway by making the results void...
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buy a detox from a hemp store, they work
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LOL! You guys obviously don't know shit...There are LOTS of ways to flush it out your system in even 1 day...Go check www.420.com...PeACe
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^ im not going to get in a petty arguement with you NIK but according to science you cant "flush" THC outta your system in 1 day. there are supposedly ways to mask it but not compeletely rid your body of it. ive heard it all and tried a lot of it.. same with friends and most techniques u hear about dont work. with the biggest joke of them all poisoning your body with excessive amounts of niacin.
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^ im not going to get in a petty arguement with you NIK but according to science you cant "flush" THC outta your system in 1 day. there are supposedly ways to mask it but not compeletely rid your body of it. ive heard it all and tried a lot of it.. same with friends and most techniques u hear about dont work. with the biggest joke of them all poisoning your body with excessive amounts of niacin.
LOL!...Dude, there are ways for it not to show up in your piss. I haven't done it, but there are pills, drinks, medicines, etc. you can take so that it wont show up in your piss...Check up on it on 420.com, I'm not just makin' this shit up...PeACe
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This is what worked for me back in the day: http://www.passusa.com/a_drinks.shtml
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^ yeh i know what your talking about NIK.. they have that shit at the local head shops ranging from $10-$150. all that shit does is hides the thc so the tests dont recognize it. and from my experience and my friends experience that shit doesnt work.. my friend bought the $150 shit that comes with powder and pills that ur supposed to take anywhere from 1 hour to 3 horus before the test and he still failed. I have only tried the $35 pills bc i had my doubt and that shit didnt work either. and this person is a chronic smoker so its the worst case scenario.
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i heard niacin works
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it would be a broing world without fat people ;D
why isn't this in the thread about the kid stuck in a gutter ?
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so what you goto do is, find some leaches, put 3 on your left testicle, and 2 on the right, THC is stored in the fat of your sac right ? then you goto sleep in a shallow grave for 9 nights, and drink plents gutter water... i heard that works...
LMFAO!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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aiight man. here's the real deal.
three weeks ago i had a piss test for a very prestigious job offer and had been smoking only ONE week before the actual test. i smoked maybe 3-4 times a week for about 6-7 months, but was able to pass the test with flying colors.
first - try to stay away from any food with a lot of grease - ie: fast food, oil, fatty meats, potato chips, chocolate...anything with a lot of fat. from what i've learned, THC is stored in the fat. so the more fat you eat, the more THC is going to stick around.
- try to eat lots of green leafy vegetables. and cans of tuna. i stayed on fruits, veggies, and tuna outta the can for a week straight. this way, your body will begin to metabolize the fat and you're not adding to it by eating fatty foods.
- drink lots of clear liquids...cranberry juice has been known to be very effective. i drank a lot of hot tea, water, cranberry and apple juice.
- try to excersise/sweat off a few pounds during the week. if you're on a track team, maybe spend a couple extra days working a bit harder than usual. sweat off some fat.
the day before the test - go to one of those head shops and pick up a bottle of that formula. i used 'formula 420' - it cost me 45 bucks but it was GUARANTEED to help me pass or double my money back. if you don't pass it's a bitch, but at least you didn't waste 45 bucks on a nasty tasting drink. follow the directions carefully.
on the day of your test, drink water like a racehorse. gatorade, cranberry, whatever. just flood your whole body. don't eat anything.
there could be a million ways to take this test and pass - these are just the steps i took and my test came out good. if i sound stupid, don't flame. just trying to help a fellow toker with what worked for me.
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thc stays in your fat cells so if u have excessive body fat it takes longer 2 leave ur system... a while back i smoked one week before taking a drug test and passed, no problem, i weight 160 and bust weights on a regular. exercise and drink a lot of water, and if u are still unsure they sell over the counter THC test at ur local pharmacy. go buy urself one and if u fail try harder!!!!
http://www.riteaid.com/stores/instore_specials/detail.php?item_nbr=0387159&price=24.99&t_nbr=T00274&desc=All%20at%20home%20Drug%20Test%20Kits
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a 40$ bottle of detox saved me from going back to juvey jus follow the instructions on it
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Use this shit if they gunna watch u take the piss
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-and-quickfix.html