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Title: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on February 28, 2006, 06:28:08 PM: Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html?menu=news.quirkies
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 28, 2006, 06:28:50 PM: I wonder how the honeymoon will be?
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on February 28, 2006, 06:32:11 PM: Quote from: -Sikotic- on February 28, 2006, 06:28:50 PM
I wonder how the honeymoon will be?

i'm guessing...quite sexiful
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: coola on February 28, 2006, 11:32:19 PM: lol
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 01, 2006, 02:35:03 AM: big fag in the house....whats up mayne.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: mauzip on March 01, 2006, 02:40:27 AM: I bet Infinite just got a boner.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 01, 2006, 02:46:06 AM: fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on March 01, 2006, 04:49:08 AM: Quote from: hempside on March 01, 2006, 02:46:06 AM
fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Don Seer on March 01, 2006, 04:51:47 AM: goats are horny *sigh*
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 01, 2006, 06:22:34 AM: And how would u know under,seer......unless?
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 01, 2006, 07:07:04 AM: Rough day at the base this morning?
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 01, 2006, 07:51:43 AM: Quote from: Mac 10 on March 01, 2006, 04:49:08 AM
Quote from: hempside on March 01, 2006, 02:46:06 AM
fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?
dont start with me kid.or ill have to put you in your place again.....i can call u what ever i want,thats how this game gonna go ok.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: T-Dogg on March 01, 2006, 09:17:36 AM: Reading the thread title, "Man forced to marry goat" had me feelinglike "what the fuck...?".

But then I read on, and saw he'd been having sex with the damn animal, and was like "WHAT the FUCK!?!"
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on March 01, 2006, 11:04:54 AM: Quote from: hempside on March 01, 2006, 07:51:43 AM
Quote from: Mac 10 on March 01, 2006, 04:49:08 AM
Quote from: hempside on March 01, 2006, 02:46:06 AM
fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?
dont start with me kid.or ill have to put you in your place again.....i can call u what ever i want,thats how this game gonna go ok.

first off, u ain't never put me in my place.

secondly, i am older than you "kid".

and if you're gonna call me, fag-10 then i will be calling you dickride, aight?
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 01, 2006, 12:11:25 PM: shut up punk.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on March 01, 2006, 12:37:20 PM: wow. your comebacks are as good as your moms is at giving head.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on March 02, 2006, 12:45:55 AM: ^^ that must be some bomb ass head
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: hempside on March 02, 2006, 02:11:18 AM: you two really need to stop given each other head,it looks bad on your family name.
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: Mac 10 † on March 02, 2006, 08:39:26 PM: Quote from: Da WCC Hopar! on March 02, 2006, 12:45:55 AM
^^ that must be some bomb ass head

it is! don't tell dickride that tho! it'll break his heart :'(
Title: Re: Man forced to marry goat
Post by: ecrazy on March 02, 2006, 08:49:21 PM: Quote from: Overseer on March 01, 2006, 04:51:47 AM

goats are horny *sigh*
this made me really lol