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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: QuietTruth on March 30, 2006, 12:32:52 PM
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...becuz I don't know if you want to consider him a real rapper LMAO...
Andy Milonakis did an interview with XXL....
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Your song Crispy New Freestyle breaks new ground when you boast about your new mouse dick sucking skills.
A lot of rap is bragging and people talking about what they're good at, how much money they have. I happen to be good at that.
Giving a mouse head must have helped your career....
I think it has. I don't know if you know this but the entertainment industry is said to be run by Jews. It's really run by mice. So if your're good at sucking their dicks, they're gonna hire you for the projects.
Clearly we've been blowing the wrong rodents.
It's hard becuz a lot of producers look like rodents and they're really people.
Thanks for clearing that up. So how'd you first get into rap?
A long time ago, I lived in a complex in NY Westchester County. This crackhead used to knock on my door trying to sell my mother random things. One day, 2 crates of records for like $5.00. There were a lot of cool records like Kool Moe Dee, the first Fat Boys, Run DMC's first couple of albums, Dana Dane. When I grew up, not only becuz of those records, everyone was heavy into rap.
When did you start rhyming?
I've always been a fan, but the only reason I tried is becuz I thought it would be a funny joke. I was doing stupid sketch comedies, stupid songs, and I thought if I freestyle it's going to be really bad but it should be funny. And instead of freestyling about normal things, I'd talk about mouse dick and my father touching me in weird places. I did it as a joke. After doing it for a few years, you def. kind of develop a lil bit of a skill. I don't think Im great but from 4 years ago theres def. a big difference... Some People think Im seriously trying to rap Like "Yo this kid, he can't rhyme but he thinks he's the fuckin dopest rapper ever" and Im like "Man shut the fuck up. I'm just having fun." If I sound wack I don't care. I obviously don't care if I look like an idiot.
How did you hook up with J Kwon?
He watched my show, talked to Trackboyz and they wanted to do something different. I was exicted, even though its a clubby thing and not what im going to do on an album. I'd do more raw, dirty shit. But at the same time I don't care if its something I'd normally not do. I thought it was fun and as long as I can be a lil self deprecating....Talk about my baby mamas and stuff. People even nitpick that! They go on about, "He's talking about how he eats grits in the club!" I don't know. I think these people who criticize me are just not intelligent becuz its so blatant.
How do you critque a rapper like yourself?
I don't think I'm a dope mc. Theres a lot of work before that can even begin to happen. But some of these rappers go platinum and they just whisper on the mic and I don't mean 'Wait'. They have such a lazy flow. They have no lyrical skill at all. They're just basiclly singing. If I'm there busting my ass to spit real lyrics, rhyme a couple words deep and really tax my brain to do it right, Im not gonna sell myself short. I'll battle someone.
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My fingers are tired of typing LMAO.....
Anyways ya'll ever see his show? :laugh:
And now keep in mind this motherfucker is 29 years old LMAO.....
What a cornball....
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Andy Milonakis did an interview with XXL....
Who the fuck is he? ???
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Andy Milonakis did an interview with XXL....
Who the fuck is he? ???
That cheeseball from MTV
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Guys snds like a fuckin loon. :loco:
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Guys snds like a fuckin loon. :loco:
You ain't lyin
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another dope emcee to come outta queens ny
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another dope emcee to come outta queens ny
Oh yeah.. :laugh:
rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
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Damn! this gotta b a fuckin joke. If ppl can write shit like that n get away with it then please shoot me :scarface:
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Damn! this gotta b a fuckin joke. If ppl can write shit like that n get away with it then please shoot me :scarface:
snoop more or less does it and he still has a career
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Damn! this gotta b a fuckin joke. If ppl can write shit like that n get away with it then please shoot me :scarface:
Oh he don't get away with it he GETS PAID FOR IT....
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Thats sum fucked up shit! Wot is this world cumin 2..... lol!
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Thats sum fucked up shit! Wot is this world cumin 2..... lol!
Lord knows.....
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dudes raps are pretty funny, i like him more tho because theres enough idiots who take him seriously and think he's a real artist
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29? wtf.
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this kid is hilarious, he made his own website i found "the superbowl is gay" to be my favorite thing of his i saw
MTV obviously snatched him up, gave him his own show, its just randomness
him rapping will be 10x as funny
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Is he the same guy from a long ass time ago who had a video on the internet freetyling over Ludacris beats? It was posted on WCC like 4+ years ago...PeACe
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Is he the same guy from a long ass time ago who had a video on the internet freetyling over Ludacris beats? It was posted on WCC like 4+ years ago...PeACe
yup pretty sure it is
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29? wtf.
i thought this guy was just a kid?
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^^Naah, he has some growing disorder.
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29? wtf.
i thought this guy was just a kid?
lol i thought that too
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I got peas on my head
but don't call me a pea head
I got bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
Bruce Lee's on my head
but don't call me a Lee head
Kid spits crack. And I love his show by the way.
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At least the dude is honest lol. I wanna hear him on a track with Bizarre.
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I got peas on my head
but don't call me a pea head
I got bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
Bruce Lee's on my head
but don't call me a Lee head
DIPSET BITCH