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Title: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: M Dogg™ on April 01, 2006, 09:13:41 AM

March 29th 2006 Posted to Hip-Hop News
The Game has become celibate because he’s terrified of picking up AIDS.
The ‘Dreams’ hitmaker, a father of one, wants to father a large family but is putting this on hold for fear of contracting a nasty disease.
He says, “I want a bunch of children but right now I’m practicing abstinence.
“It’s too many women out here and they’re giving up AIDS and all them STDs (sexually transmitted diseases)… I don’t want to get burned.”
Meanwhile, the rapper insists he’ll never date a famous woman because he thinks showbiz romances are ridiculous.
Despite admitting to a one-time crush on pop star Mya, he says, “I think that those business relationships, they don’t never last.
“Nick Cannon was dating Christina Milian. Now Christina Milian is dating Dre from COOL + DRE and he produced her whole album… You wonder, ‘Is Christina Milian gonna be dating him after her album drops and she don’t need him no more?’
“I’m gonna marry the best woman for me. Whatever shape or size she comes in - fat, skinny, ugly, pretty.”

Other, totally different, news about The Game: he has admitted to burning down his parents’ home by urinating in the heater. He was just four when he took a late-night leak in a floor heater and then stood outside and watched the house burn to the ground.
The Game managed to keep the incident a secret until recently when he confessed he was the cause of the family blaze to his sister.
Now, revealing the truth in public for the first time, The Game tells American magazine Sister 2 Sister, “I had a Glo-Worm and on this night he wouldn’t glow… so I didn’t have no light to the bathroom, and without no light to the bathroom, I ain’t going to the bathroom.
“The heater was right there and it looked like a hole… that could go pretty deep… The heater was on and I peed in the heater.
“It started smoking and then a flame came up. I jetted back upstairs with my Glo-Worm and went and laid in the bed. And then, about three minutes later, my dad came running upstairs: ‘Get all the kids out the house.’
“When I came downstairs, the whole house was on fire. I was standing outside in the front yard. All our pyjamas on, watching it burn to a crisp.”
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Citizen-Y on April 01, 2006, 09:22:45 AM
Well I hope he bought his parents a new house!
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: ABN on April 01, 2006, 09:24:45 AM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: QuietTruth on April 01, 2006, 09:30:33 AM
What's wrong with worrying about safe sex?

 8)
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Post by: Inspire / Moss on April 01, 2006, 09:39:03 AM
lol @ the house fire story
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Michael on April 01, 2006, 10:17:54 AM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.

ever hear about friction dude??

u shud never wear 2 jimmys....its as bad as wearin none...youve got a 90% chance that itll rip if u do dat
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: coola on April 01, 2006, 10:29:06 AM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.

ever hear about friction dude??

u shud never wear 2 jimmys....its as bad as wearin none...youve got a 90% chance that itll rip if u do dat

that plus prolly wont feel anything either... so better off not putting in the effort, and goin without...
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: bizzle on April 01, 2006, 10:36:55 AM
Wip it in Wip it out wipe it :o
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: coola on April 01, 2006, 10:44:16 AM
^ that works fine if you get the bitch wet enough... thats why butt sex is so dangersous, your dick gets all cut up (no natural lube), so aids and other bad shit can fuck you up...
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: africas seed on April 01, 2006, 10:46:29 AM
y dont u just date a clean women. the majority of women out there dont have aids or any std's it's just that the women game might intereact with often r most likely sluts and have been wit multiple partners, lol at burning his parents house down. where did they live after that?
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 01, 2006, 11:10:52 AM
lol at burning his parents house down. where did they live after that?
After that they moved to Compton.
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Post by: youngmessnucca on April 01, 2006, 02:36:23 PM
lmfao
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Post by: Darksider on April 01, 2006, 05:10:50 PM
lol
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: xGlimpsex on April 01, 2006, 06:01:29 PM
Just wear rubbers!
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: QuietTruth on April 01, 2006, 06:55:34 PM
Just wear rubbers!

Yeah right..

But that's just protecting yourself.....and others...

So why do that...It takes too long and people can't wait like 2 SECONDS to slip it on..

 :grumpy:
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: WestCoasta on April 01, 2006, 07:05:07 PM
with how rampid STDs supposedly are, it's crazy how some of these guys don't have em
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: big mat on April 01, 2006, 09:27:36 PM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.


lol, that's stupid, everybody know that the friction between the two rubers would open a hole in it. I hope your jokin when you're saying that.

game is a funny mothafucka
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: WestCoasta on April 01, 2006, 09:55:53 PM

 :banana_dss: <<<<  :nawty:
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Post by: mauzip on April 03, 2006, 05:19:05 PM
Game has a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: evan the dude on April 03, 2006, 05:24:28 PM
lol this shit is comedy. by the way, std's are the least of my worries...fuck gettin a bitch pregnant!
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: macknlatin36 on April 03, 2006, 06:17:45 PM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.

real smart einstein ::)

you do that see how long them shit will last before they break
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: QuietTruth on April 03, 2006, 06:21:08 PM
^ We got a professional

 8)
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: WestCoasta on April 03, 2006, 06:26:58 PM
lol this shit is comedy. by the way, std's are the least of my worries...fuck gettin a bitch pregnant!

I'd rather get a bitch pregnant then catch a fuckin STD!

how are STD's least of your worries?  :laugh:

you'd rather get burned with AIDS or have ur dick turn green than have a kid and continue to get women?
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 03, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
Game has a girlfriend.
Jealous?
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: evan the dude on April 03, 2006, 09:57:49 PM
lol this shit is comedy. by the way, std's are the least of my worries...fuck gettin a bitch pregnant!

I'd rather get a bitch pregnant then catch a fuckin STD!

how are STD's least of your worries?  :laugh:

you'd rather get burned with AIDS or have ur dick turn green than have a kid and continue to get women?

lol, let me restate that. i would rather get a curable std than getting a bitch preggo.
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: WestCoasta on April 03, 2006, 10:16:15 PM
^^^  :laugh:

as long as you ain't lookin to die before u plant ur seed
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: GangstaBoogy on April 03, 2006, 10:55:07 PM
i mean i can somewhat understand the sex thing but if you wear 2 jimmy hats you´re gonna be aiight.

you wear 2 jimmy hats it'll cause friction and they'll both break
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: o g s u e s o n e on April 04, 2006, 07:17:55 AM
lol at burning his parents house down. where did they live after that?
After that they moved to Compton.


hahahah good 1.
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Peacock on April 04, 2006, 07:20:43 AM
Good, that means more bitches for me
Title: Re: Cautious The Game gives up sex
Post by: Active Ingredient on April 04, 2006, 12:18:55 PM
lmao, that house story has to be fake.

too funny to be true