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Title: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: QuietTruth on April 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM
You are not illiterate.
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Post by: white Boy on April 09, 2006, 09:55:49 AM
lmfao
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Post by: The "Untouchable" DJR on April 09, 2006, 11:26:57 AM
They taste good though...
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Post by: gav09 on April 09, 2006, 11:50:37 AM
They taste good though...
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Post by: eKardz on April 09, 2006, 12:24:08 PM
mine said: "Devotion is worth the effort at this time."
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Post by: africas seed on April 09, 2006, 02:02:39 PM
You are not illiterate.

lol. my uncle owns one of them fortune cookie warehouses. one day i should ask him to make some with my own sayings. it'll ne more like " you are not illiterate... you're just dumb"
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 09, 2006, 02:05:12 PM
You are not illiterate.

lol. my uncle owns one of them fortune cookie warehouses. one day i should ask him to make some with my own sayings. it'll ne more like " you are not illiterate... you're just dumb"

LMAO

I couldn't believe it when I opened it...but man if I ever opened one sayin 'you are not illiterate... you're just dumb'...................
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Post by: AlerG on April 09, 2006, 03:00:34 PM
i remember i had one a couple months back that said "never think you're losing a lost love" i was absolutely mind-fucked when i read it,

chill
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: QuietTruth on April 09, 2006, 05:12:46 PM
I opened up another one and It said 'Wisdom comes from experience'....much better saying then the last
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Post by: Ozir on April 09, 2006, 08:29:24 PM
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace  8)
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 12:01:12 PM
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace 8)

LMAO

You are not illiterate in bed
Wisdom comes from experience in bed

 :raisetheroof: Fuck Yeah
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Post by: Ozir on April 10, 2006, 12:17:33 PM
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace 8)

LMAO

You are not illiterate in bed
Wisdom comes from experience in bed

 :raisetheroof: Fuck Yeah

Adding "...in bed" make everything better  8)
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 12:29:37 PM
:raisetheroof: Fuck Yeah
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 10, 2006, 02:25:55 PM
I like taking shits...In bed.
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PM
I like taking shits...In bed.

First time hearing somebody liked taking shits in bed...... ???

Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 10, 2006, 02:59:29 PM
Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period

Are you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... :D
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 03:01:08 PM
Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period

Are you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... :D

It hurts when I poop  :D
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 10, 2006, 03:03:49 PM
Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period

Are you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... :D

It hurts when I poop  :D


then stop taking it in the ass... :-X
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 03:11:46 PM
Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period

Are you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... :D

It hurts when I poop  :D


then stop taking it in the ass... :-X

 :baseballbat: There's a cut up in my ass so it hurts when I shit
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 10, 2006, 03:35:55 PM
Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period

Are you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... :D

It hurts when I poop  :D


then stop taking it in the ass... :-X

 :baseballbat: There's a cut up in my ass so it hurts when I shit

Yes...Please no details.
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Post by: Larrabee on April 10, 2006, 03:54:02 PM
I got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue".   :o

That was pretty cool, but weird at the same time.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 10, 2006, 03:57:42 PM
I got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue". 

I was like  :o


Woulda been better if it read, "Fuck! We almost had it..."
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Post by: Larrabee on April 10, 2006, 04:00:11 PM
I got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue". 

I was like  :o


Woulda been better if it read, "Fuck! We almost had it..."

Hahahhaa, damn...
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 04:06:19 PM
I got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue". 

I was like  :o


Woulda been better if it read, "Fuck! We almost had it..."
:laugh:
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 01:44:33 PM
It hurts when I poop  :D


:baseballbat: There's a cut up in my ass so it hurts when I shit


And getting it from behind is the worst cuz you don't see it comin..............Shit is fucked up


 :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:49:14 PM
 :sshh: LMAO LMAO LMAO  :laugh:  :laugh:

'And getting it from behind is the worst cuz you don't see it comin..............Shit is fucked up' WAS from another thread   >:(

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:

Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 01:55:50 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:13:10 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:17:01 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:19:02 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun

You're in denial
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Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:19:19 PM
any hot girls on the line?
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Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:20:07 PM
any hot girls on the line?

oh wait.. i mean boys...
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:20:32 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun

You're in denial

Still fantasizing? No matter how much you want it, you're NOT getting my ass.
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:21:42 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun

You're in denial

Still fantasizing? No matter how much you want it, you're NOT getting my ass.

Why? Is it already getting got?
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Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:22:35 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun

You're in denial

Still fantasizing? No matter how much you want it, you're NOT getting my ass.

can i get your ass theen?
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:24:17 PM

I'm gonna get your ass  :nahnah:



Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... :-X

 :psych:



Who said they was fantasies? 


Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun

You're in denial

Still fantasizing? No matter how much you want it, you're NOT getting my ass.

can i get your ass theen?

Why not
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:24:44 PM
I see that the Mauzip influence on WCC is really growing... :-\
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Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:26:42 PM
I see that the Mauzip influence on WCC is really growing... :-\

I suppose this person has been in your ass before
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Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:28:45 PM
I see that the Mauzip influence on WCC is really growing... :-\
and you love it
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:31:22 PM
I see that the Mauzip influence on WCC is really growing... :-\
and you love it


No, fruitcup.
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:32:59 PM
I see that the Mauzip influence on WCC is really growing... :-\
and you love it


No, fruitcup.

you are so kind.. tinkle fairy
Title: Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:34:11 PM
^^Seriously, are you tryna take Mauzip's place as WCC's Homo? Cuz you're definitely makin' a run for that shit...
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Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:36:47 PM
^^Seriously, are you tryna take Mauzip's place as WCC's Homo? Cuz you're definitely makin' a run for that shit...

hey!! no fighting in the hallway!!
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Post by: Ozir on April 13, 2006, 06:43:33 AM
 :catfight:

haha... just fuckin' with you guys...

 ;D