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Title: Bush Does a Monica
Post by: M Dogg™ on April 10, 2006, 11:20:56 PM: George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "you're on my list, but I have no room for you.
But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have to let someone else go.
"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, And I don't think I could
do that all day long".

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full
of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and over, time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton Lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

"Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
Title: Re: Bush Does a Monica
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 10, 2006, 11:23:12 PM: Quote from: M Dogg on April 10, 2006, 11:20:56 PM
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
LOL. After I read this part I knew how this joke was going to end.
Title: Re: Bush Does a Monica
Post by: BizzyR.I.P. on April 10, 2006, 11:25:27 PM: lol
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Post by: AndrE16686 on April 11, 2006, 04:56:11 AM: LMFAO! :sun:
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Post by: T-Dogg on April 11, 2006, 06:24:35 AM: :laugh:Funny
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Post by: africas seed on April 11, 2006, 08:39:18 AM: lmfao
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Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on April 11, 2006, 02:04:34 PM: lol props
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Post by: late night on April 11, 2006, 02:34:05 PM: lol
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Post by: gav09 on April 11, 2006, 04:01:31 PM: Read this sumwhere the other day! Funny Shit!
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Post by: Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution on April 11, 2006, 05:03:56 PM: lmao!!!
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Post by: big mat on April 11, 2006, 08:11:36 PM: classic canadian joke, heard it like in 97 but it was jean chretien instead of bush
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Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on April 12, 2006, 12:07:15 AM: LMFAO!!!!
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Post by: Ozir on April 12, 2006, 09:29:19 AM: that was dope ;D
Title: Re: Bush Does a Monica
Post by: Diabolical on April 12, 2006, 11:21:17 AM: Quote from: M Dogg on April 10, 2006, 11:20:56 PM
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.

Makin' Smores?