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Title: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 11:00:19 AM
Come out of my local pub and there was these lads there.  THey had been thrown out of the pub already because they are barred and underage.  Anyway, I run over to the cash machine and when I come back one of the lads is having a right go at my mate.  Shouting at him and saying he is gunna hit him and shit.  So I am standing there just watching this and I was getting angry.  I said to one of my mates "if he comes over here again I am gunna smack him". 

Anyway, I walk away with my mate and when we are walking away this lad starts shouting shit at me and I dont let anyway chat away to me like that.  So I turned around and walked up to the lad.  As soon as I got by him he smacked me in the nose and it went off big time.  We was thrlwing punches but there was too many of them for me.  I had about 6 lads all punching me and shit.  At one point I actually thought about running cos I'm not gunna put on a front, I was getting my ass whipped. 

My other mate drive past in his car and saw me fightning so he ran over and got me outter there.  I had at least 5 or 6 lads all smacking me as he came over he said.  Anyway, my nose was fucked up, blood everywhere and shit so I went back into my local pub and got some tissues.  I went back out and now all my other mates (who had been in the Chinese restaurant) were fighting with the lads.  It was murder like but we did well considering we was always out numbered. 

Moral of the story is, don't bother fighting with people when you are out numbered! 

My lessons learned:

*Never walk back over to a group of little rats looking for a fight!
*Always try to get the first punch in.
*ALways have ya boys with ya.


Anyone else ever had a fight were ya been totally out numbered?
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Ðøšïå on April 23, 2006, 11:11:42 AM
no bc i dont really fight, but if i was going to fight i will get the first punch in for sure. and if i got jumped like you did i would go home get a baseball bat round up some homies and break all of their knees.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Oklin on April 23, 2006, 11:11:52 AM
well... no... i don't fight... i don't see the point in that
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on April 23, 2006, 11:14:31 AM
not a fight, but last night I was at a sorority installs ceremony for UCLA and we were dancin and my homie accidently punched me in the mouth and broke my front tooth, shit hurts right now, got to dance with a lot of fine sorority bitches though, it was all well worth it. 8)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 11:18:05 AM
Yer, but sometimes you cant avoid confrontation can you?

I mean, I dont go looking for fights or anything but I have been in a fair few in my life.

As for the baseball bat shit, I doubt I will be doing that.  A fight is a fight sometimes.  If you go and bat someone you are bound to get batted one day yourself or stabbed or something.

If we see any of them again there will be punches thrown but no weapons from us.  
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: 'EclipZe on April 23, 2006, 11:20:09 AM
i don't like fighting but IF i have to, i always give the first punch, my last fight was between 2 basketball teams and some guy was fucking my homie up.... I tripped the fuck out puched another one of their team out the way and puched the fucker away from my homie who was like olmost K.O. , after that i said WTF U GON DO NOW PUNK puched him another time and he was surprised as fuck i interfeared, then i punched the motherfucker on his jaw and wanted to fuck him up with a MAYOR I MEAN GODDAMNNNN I DID THIS BIG SWANG WITH MAH LEFT ARM AND i swear 2 gooood it was 1 mm away from his nose because one of my team held me back else i would knock the dude out in one hit.... so the guy rans away totally disorderd and i wanted to run up him and fuck him up but my trainer smacked me in the face and tolld me to behave :P . but then these goddam homies of his team started to say shit and imma guy who can't stand if ppl say shit 2 me, so i cursed at them mofo's and wanted to fuck em up but my whole team stood between me and them... then the ref gave me a D-fault and I was fucked for 3 games... for helping a homie who got knocked the fuck out for nuttin
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 11:26:18 AM
You need to give me some tips. lol

The only mistake I made relaly was not getting the first punch because the lad hit me and busted my nose.  So that was it for me really.  I didnt go to the floor but blood was everywhere and my eyes was fucked up cos the stinging from my nose and shit.  Thats my only mistake though.  They didnt hit hard or have good technical punches.  But it was just because he busted my nose with the first punch and then all his mates jumped in I was fucked really.

I badly wanna knock the fucker out if I see him again.  No nose shit, just a straight up cheek bone knock out punch.  Put him on his fucking arse. 

But, we will ave to wait and see.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 23, 2006, 11:30:18 AM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: 7even on April 23, 2006, 11:35:13 AM
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Anyone else ever had a fight were ya been totally out numbered?

I was 1 on 5 once but I wouldnt call it a fight. Something THAT unfair cant be called a fight... had to stay in the hospital for 5 days... which was worse than the beating.. Ive never been so bored in my life.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: 'EclipZe on April 23, 2006, 11:37:31 AM
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Anyone else ever had a fight were ya been totally out numbered?

I was 1 on 5 once but I wouldnt call it a fight. Something THAT unfair cant be called a fight... had to stay in the hospital for 5 days... which was worse than the beating.. Ive never been so bored in my life.

i dunno why but i loved the food when i was in the hospital  :laugh: and ye thats pussyway to fight, 1on1 is the best way to fight if you HAVE to fight
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 12:10:45 PM
Yeah.  Wasn';t a fair fight by miles.  But fuck it, we did well.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Gangstauu on April 23, 2006, 12:41:09 PM
Moral of the story is, don't bother fighting with people when you are out numbered!

Thats not always true. When they are scared boys deep inside u should walk up, smack the leader of them and they will all take off. This doesnt always works though  ::)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: WestCoasta on April 23, 2006, 12:48:39 PM
is your nose gonna be all crooked and shit now?
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Jip on April 23, 2006, 12:53:16 PM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.

you live in cali tho :{
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Don Seer on April 23, 2006, 12:54:22 PM


I badly wanna knock the fucker out if I see him again.  No nose shit, just a straight up cheek bone knock out punch.  Put him on his fucking arse. 


if you wanna knock someone out dont hit em in the cheek... where you think the term glass jaw comes from? its all about the jaw.. mashing someone in the cheek will just pop their cheek bone..

not that i get in fights.. coz i am well built.. and i LOOK rough as fuck.. many people have commented that i look like i can handle myself.. ...haha.. i aint that way tho.. lol


i know some dudes that are 'real fighters' and seeing them in a ruck is something else.. but i've also had to do some 'swoop' missions to rescue homies caught up around them in my car when shit gets too hot.. they've had some beatings in their time too..  the only thing i'll say is i can spot a fight brewing from 200 paces. lol.. i have like spidey sense for fights.. uncanny.. but handy..

Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 23, 2006, 12:56:50 PM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.

you live in cali tho :{

They do sell box cutters out here.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Jip on April 23, 2006, 12:57:44 PM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.

you live in cali tho :{

They do sell box cutters out here.

we have stanley knives in the UK, they are used for cutting boxes
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 23, 2006, 12:59:51 PM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.

you live in cali tho :{

They do sell box cutters out here.

we have stanley knives in the UK, they are used for cutting boxes
:o
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Don Seer on April 23, 2006, 01:02:34 PM

yeah dont fuck with stanley.. good for cutting carpets too..
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: coola on April 23, 2006, 01:03:45 PM
That's fucked up. That's why I always keep my box cutter on me.

if i was you i wouldnt whip that out in a fight  ;)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: coola on April 23, 2006, 01:05:03 PM
Come out of my local pub and there was these lads there.  THey had been thrown out of the pub already because they are barred and underage.  Anyway, I run over to the cash machine and when I come back one of the lads is having a right go at my mate.  Shouting at him and saying he is gunna hit him and shit.  So I am standing there just watching this and I was getting angry.  I said to one of my mates "if he comes over here again I am gunna smack him". 

Anyway, I walk away with my mate and when we are walking away this lad starts shouting shit at me and I dont let anyway chat away to me like that.  So I turned around and walked up to the lad.  As soon as I got by him he smacked me in the nose and it went off big time.  We was thrlwing punches but there was too many of them for me.  I had about 6 lads all punching me and shit.  At one point I actually thought about running cos I'm not gunna put on a front, I was getting my ass whipped. 

My other mate drive past in his car and saw me fightning so he ran over and got me outter there.  I had at least 5 or 6 lads all smacking me as he came over he said.  Anyway, my nose was fucked up, blood everywhere and shit so I went back into my local pub and got some tissues.  I went back out and now all my other mates (who had been in the Chinese restaurant) were fighting with the lads.  It was murder like but we did well considering we was always out numbered. 

Moral of the story is, don't bother fighting with people when you are out numbered! 

My lessons learned:

*Never walk back over to a group of little rats looking for a fight!
*Always try to get the first punch in.
*ALways have ya boys with ya.


Anyone else ever had a fight were ya been totally out numbered?

and youre an idiot for thinking that if you walk back to them they would buy you a drink or some shit. ofcourse youre gone get hit.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 01:23:46 PM
Yer well, learned that didnt I. haha.  Hard way I guess.

I figured I would walk upto him and have a bit of a go at him, nothing major.  But as I said, lesson learned.

Seer, I meant jaw, just got in mixed up with cheek for sum dumb ass reason. lol. 
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: coola on April 23, 2006, 01:30:31 PM
^ yeah i forgot to mention atleast you learnt from the experience... lcukily you only got a busted nose too, could have been alot worse...
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 01:47:23 PM
^ yeah i forgot to mention atleast you learnt from the experience... lcukily you only got a busted nose too, could have been alot worse...

Yeah mate.  Did really well to stay on my feet.  If I would of went down I would of got my head stomped on for sure.  Lucky.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Mac 10 † on April 23, 2006, 02:38:10 PM
I try my best not to get involved in fights here.

You never know who you're fucking with.

There was this dude I knew, got in a fight in town.

He thought of it as yer average scrap.

People broke into his house that same night.

R.I.P.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: herpes on April 23, 2006, 02:44:03 PM
maybe you would of been better off punching him instead of smacking him lol.... lol @ bez challenging cats to a duel.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 23, 2006, 03:09:57 PM
smacking = english slang for punching

Whats lol about that.  You dont know me mate. 
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Trauma-san on April 23, 2006, 10:02:03 PM
You need to give me some tips. lol

The only mistake I made relaly was not getting the first punch because the lad hit me and busted my nose.  So that was it for me really.  I didnt go to the floor but blood was everywhere and my eyes was fucked up cos the stinging from my nose and shit.  Thats my only mistake though.  They didnt hit hard or have good technical punches.  But it was just because he busted my nose with the first punch and then all his mates jumped in I was fucked really.

I badly wanna knock the fucker out if I see him again.  No nose shit, just a straight up cheek bone knock out punch.  Put him on his fucking arse. 

But, we will ave to wait and see.

We all love ya Bez, so I won't say you're lying, because I'm sure you're not... but usually when people say that there were 5 or 6 people beating them up, it really means that 1 guy beat the shit out of him and 4 others laughed. 

When you said "I'm gonna smack him" you had the right idea.  If you're outnumbered or outsized, the best strategy is either to run like a bitch (better to be smart and get the fuck out of dodge), or if you do plan on fighting, act like you're turning away, then turn back as quick as you can and SMACK the motherfucker in the side of the face.  Not punch, smack.  He'll be so fucking surprised that you smacked him like a chump, that he'll be stunned (you know how bad it hurts when you get hit in the face with something like a basketball)... and you'll have the 3 seconds or whatever you need to jump his ass and beat the shit out of him.  Another thing that's good is to scream like a fucking crazy person it'll scare them shitless, they'll think you're jeffrey dahmer or something. 
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Trauma-san on April 23, 2006, 10:07:39 PM
I try my best not to get involved in fights here.

You never know who you're fucking with.

There was this dude I knew, got in a fight in town.

He thought of it as yer average scrap.

People broke into his house that same night.

R.I.P.

Yup, in the end, in this day and age it's better to just let the shit go.  Fuck it, there's nothing worth the extent people take shit to, you can fight whoever you want and be as bad ass as you want, but in the end 1 bullet from a 90 pound scrawny punk would kill Hulk Hogan.  Talk shit to the wrong people and you might end up dead.  Especially if they're a different nationality than you or speak a different language, they might trip over something that's just a misinterpretation.  Plus, you're talkin about fighting in bars, which is like the 1 place all the idiots migrate to.  the days of a fair fight are over, it's better to just keep your nose clean (no pun intended, bez)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: rik on April 23, 2006, 10:11:05 PM
thats why u gotta walk around with a thumper for them fags that try to jump u. :scarface:
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: coola on April 23, 2006, 11:40:22 PM
  Another thing that's good is to scream like a fucking crazy person it'll scare them shitless, they'll think you're jeffrey dahmer or something. 


i'd say screaming is a bad idea, they'll just want to shut you up.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on April 24, 2006, 01:16:54 AM
I got an absolute hiding back in August from an ex army dude. I aint even gon deny it, i got fucked up.

Story was me n the boys were out at the pub for sorta my last BIG night out b4 i left the country 4 a while so man the dirnks are absolutly flowing and im just nearing parraletic stage and go 2 the toilets and start gettin some aggro from a couple of pricks. So fearing the worst i just think "fuck it" and start swingin, the rest is kinda blurry but I KNOW i landed at least 3 or 4 good punches but soon enough the bouncers are in and were both gettin thrown out......

thats ware shit gets fucked up......

The bouncers throw me n the 2 lads that were fightin out at the same time and my boys are still up the stairs with my brother not having a clue that i was thrown out. So me feeling i got the better of this guy who is a lot bigger than me i try 2 continue the scrap walk up and snuff him once, then this guy just takes over next thing i know im lyin on the ground looking at this guys shoes before there jumping on my head. Complete black out, wake up there puttin the stitches in me at the hospital. Man i was un fuckin recognisable for the next week. Face completely smashed, only got a lil scar thats stayed on my lip tho.....

Lessons i learned.....

DO NOT fuck with ex army pricks, coz u will get hurt.  :-\
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Post by: coola on April 24, 2006, 01:18:40 AM
i hate it when people stomp  >:(
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Post by: ::Mr. Hahn:: on April 24, 2006, 06:26:21 AM
I've never gotten in a street fight before, but i hope that if it happens, i'll be prepared, i've been training Muay Thai Kickboxing and Brazilian Jiujitsu (UFC stuff, its wrestling with joint locks and chokes/ground fighting) for about 8 months now..

Check out some of the videos from my latest jiujitsu competition (its only submission wrestling, not strikes), i won the heavyweight division :D

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=llai8501

(I'm Lawrence btw)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 24, 2006, 10:42:51 AM
Muay Thai is crazy. I've heard all about it.
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Don Seer on April 24, 2006, 12:39:37 PM

The bouncers throw me n the 2 lads that were fightin out at the same time

i saw a similar thing happen here not long ago.... the entrance to the club wasa tunnel about 20 feet long..  they threw out a bloke who kicked off on a guy i knew (who wasnt out for trouble.. he just used to be a troublemakeer so he's got a rep..) .. anyways.. this blokes mates also left with him (so theres 3 blokes a bit bigger built than i am.. they're say 5'6 220+ pounds each) .. and this dude who.. although he can fight 5'7 and 140 pounds..  the bouncers turfed the first 3 into the tunnel.. where they waited.. then they turfed out the guy who got hit (suppose they didnt see what happened so its fair enough...) me and this female friendl i was with (easy.. just a mate.. :P ) followed the bouncers as they kicked this guy we knew out.. they basically dumped hi m in the tunnel with these 3 blokes blocking the exit.. and turned their backs.. the seconds their backs turned they all jumped on this guy.. slammed him in to the wall.. bouncers then had to all fit back through the club door.. in which time the guy had been dragged down the tunnel and we saw matey unconcious on the floor.. took him a good 15 mins to come around.. at which point he started kicking off at the bouncers blah blah..

bloody stupid.. talking of which..  i did something a bit out of character that night.. while this dude was unconcious.. someone i was with (a loose association).. wouldnt shut up.. and obviously didnt reallise how much of a beating this guy had had.. and kept saying "he's alright.. get up" blah blah... for some reason after lots of "stop it" from me (and me mate emma) through my teeth I somehow had my hand round this guys throat...  like i said out of character.. kind of shocked me that'd i'd done it subconciously..
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 24, 2006, 01:02:35 PM
You need to give me some tips. lol

The only mistake I made relaly was not getting the first punch because the lad hit me and busted my nose.  So that was it for me really.  I didnt go to the floor but blood was everywhere and my eyes was fucked up cos the stinging from my nose and shit.  Thats my only mistake though.  They didnt hit hard or have good technical punches.  But it was just because he busted my nose with the first punch and then all his mates jumped in I was fucked really.

I badly wanna knock the fucker out if I see him again.  No nose shit, just a straight up cheek bone knock out punch.  Put him on his fucking arse. 

But, we will ave to wait and see.

We all love ya Bez, so I won't say you're lying, because I'm sure you're not... but usually when people say that there were 5 or 6 people beating them up, it really means that 1 guy beat the shit out of him and 4 others laughed. 

When you said "I'm gonna smack him" you had the right idea.  If you're outnumbered or outsized, the best strategy is either to run like a bitch (better to be smart and get the fuck out of dodge), or if you do plan on fighting, act like you're turning away, then turn back as quick as you can and SMACK the motherfucker in the side of the face.  Not punch, smack.  He'll be so fucking surprised that you smacked him like a chump, that he'll be stunned (you know how bad it hurts when you get hit in the face with something like a basketball)... and you'll have the 3 seconds or whatever you need to jump his ass and beat the shit out of him.  Another thing that's good is to scream like a fucking crazy person it'll scare them shitless, they'll think you're jeffrey dahmer or something. 

If it was a one on one and I got whopped I would just say.

There was about 6 of them I would say.  And I tell you what, I didnt half do well to stay on my feet.  The kids first punch right on my nose done me though really.  After that it was just a case of swinging, moving, and staying up for me. 
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: Shawn Nutt on April 25, 2006, 09:10:46 PM
i was supposed to fight this kid in grade 8... only like 2 or 3 punches thrown each, and already another fight breaks out... my friend gets tackled from behind, held down by 2 guys on his stomach, and this huge grade 10 kid stomps on his head... they all ran right away, the kid who stomped my buddy went a different way... dumb move... we followed that fucker and stomped his head in a few times and spat on him... both of em had massive bumps on their foreheads/temples (i was untouched, only took 1 punch to the face that day) 8)

Sorry to hear what happened... yeah u shouldnt have done nothin.. but oh well, that happens to everyone i guess, just waitin for my turn...
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Post by: Floydness on April 26, 2006, 09:58:53 AM
My god I love how English people speak... :)
Title: Re: I got my nose pure busted on Friday!!
Post by: bez on April 26, 2006, 12:55:16 PM
Yanks suck dick!
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Post by: NoNFiCtioN on April 28, 2006, 06:05:46 AM


About a year and a half ago, me and some of my homeyz was just chillin at tha park.... playin basketball, eatin bbq and fuckin around with tha bitches.... you know, ordinary ass shit that people do every day. We was playin ball, and these three guys roll up in their lil car, and circle around the court. As they rollin by, the driver starts doin his lil mean mug thing, and stares us all down. Now we aint thinkin nuthin of it, cause muthafukkaz be drivin by all day long at tha park, that's just how it is, so we keep on playin ball. Well, the car circles back around, and this time all the windows are rowed down, and when they get right in front of us, they start yellin and shit, flippin tha bird and what not, so we know shit's about to be on. I take the basketball and chuck it at dudes car and it nails the drivers door and pops a big ass dent in it. This pisses dude off, and he jumps out and starts runnin his fuckin mouth. I aint even trippin about it, so I walk straight up to dude and he's like, tha fuck you do that for? I'm like, tha fuck you mean muggin and talkin shit for? Next thing I know, dude hauls back and tries to hit me with a haymaker, but I'm able to duck under his swing and throw an uppercut into his gut.

Shit musta knocked the air outta him, cause he starts gaspin and shit, and I'm thinkin, fuck i done hurt this nigga. He staggers back and starts wavin at his boys in his car, so my homeyz run up to tha both of us as his catz are gettin outta the car. Dude's lookin at my homeyz that's runnin up beside of us, and I draw back and crack dude right on the fuckin nose as hard as I could and blood just starts spoutin up outta this fools head. Well, dudes homey jumps outta tha back seat and has a fuckin baseball bat. My homey runs up to him and tries to snatch that shit out his hand, but misses and catches a fuckin swipe to tha back.

The dude I hit was holdin his face, eyes all watered up and shit, so I know he aint gonna be a problem no more. I run up to dude with the bat, and he takes it and jabs me in the ribs. As soon as it made contact with me I knew I was fucked up, because I felt one of my ribs literally snap. Shit starts gettin really hard to breathe and now I cant throw a punch because everytime I try, it's like someone is stickin a hot ass poker in my side. Luckily for me, my other homey runs up and just knocks the shit outta the dude that's holdin tha bat. I mean he hits dude so hard, the guy drops the fuckin bat and hits the fuckin ground like a sack of shit. I run straight up to dude and kick him as hard as I fuckin can in the face, which levels his ass.

At this point, I'm in some pain, but two of the three guys are already fucked up, so the other dude that was there decides he wants none, and quickly runs over to his boys to pick their asses up and gettem back in they car. We fucked em up, but it was a fucked up situation, because I came outta tha deal with 2 cracked ribs, and one that was completely fuckin broken off, and my homey that got hit with the baseball bat was pissin blood for a week, because he got hit in the kidney area on his back.

Good thing though, is that we fucked them up a lot worse than we got it. I guess tha point is, even when you aint lookin for beef, sometimez it finds you. Just make sure that if you know you about to be in a scrap, that you get the first hit in, otherwise more likely than not, you gonna get your ass beat.