West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on May 26, 2006, 02:37:12 PM
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present yourself...
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*enters office uninvited*
whats all the comotion about?
*starts going through Sunsets fridge*
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Uh oh. Someones going to get fired!
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...sorry wrong room.............. :-[
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*enters office uninvited*
whats all the comotion about?
*starts going through Sunsets fridge*
*(Tech)finds $90,000 in the freezer*
*right then Sikotic enters the office in a purple fur coat*
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this has nothing to do with anything but :
don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?
it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?
this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that
what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?
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*enters office* hey how come siavashes office has a air conditioner and I cant even get a fan.
*Sees Kain telling tech how beautiful he would look in purple while licking his lips and tech continuing to eat toaster crumbs out of siavashes fridge*
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this has nothing to do with anything but :
don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?
it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?
this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that
what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?
LMFAO post of the year... why dont they design bathrooms without taking puking and shitting at once as a factor ?
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this has nothing to do with anything but :
don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?
it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?
this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that
what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?
On the rare occasion that happens to me i take the fruit bowl in with me and hurl in that, its surprisingly deep......
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*enters office*
tells Tom to pass me a drink from the fridge. Im thirsty as a mutherfucker. Proceeds to brush the dirt off the shoulder of Sikotics purple fur coat...
*Sunset aka Mr Benjamin*
"Hey, what are all you people doing in my office? I wanted to speak to Sikotic....Get the fuck out my office, and stay out the fridge!"
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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*
the fuck is goin on?
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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*
the fuck is goin on?
where did you get the pib from b/c all that was in this fridge was a dead hampster and some toaster crumbs which tech has been hogging *toms and tech proceed to :catfight: over the toaster crumbs
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this has nothing to do with anything but :
don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?
it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?
this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that
what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?
is there an trash can in the room?
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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*
the fuck is goin on?
where did you get the pib from b/c all that was in this fridge was a dead hampster and some toaster crumbs which tech has been hogging *toms and tech proceed to :catfight: over the toaster crumbs
*peels off the marley poster from the backside of the fridge*
(http://www.spreadshirt.com/shops/20000/19379/motives/19379_488638_big.gif)
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*Walks In, Everyone Looks, Walks out*
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*Bump into E-Crazy as I enter the room*
"sorry"
"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines? lemme in on that, shits crazy delicious! :yikes:"
*Snatches a vine from Cottie*
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*After 5 days, Sikotic comes in*
Nice place, nigga!
*Sikotic walks to a corner and pisses*
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*as sikotic is pissing the rest of the people in the office are having themselves a little circle jerk*
I walk in...and walk right out
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*as sikotic is pissing the rest of the people in the office are having themselves a little circle jerk*
I walk in...and walk right out
*Unfortunately for Luke, the door is locked. Out of nowhere, Darth Oklin's busts through the closet, grabs Luke, and tries to carry him back in. SIkotic is still pissing.......he drank alot of Kool-Aid*
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*as sikotic is pissing the rest of the people in the office are having themselves a little circle jerk*
I walk in...and walk right out
*Unfortunately for Luke, the door is locked. Out of nowhere, Darth Oklin's busts through the closet, grabs Luke, and tries to carry him back in. SIkotic is still pissing.......he drank alot of Kool-Aid*
*And then a NINJA SHOWS UP!!!!... and then a NAZI Shows up.. and then a POT AND PAN ROBOT SHOWS UP!!... you probally wonder what happend to the body, well we took care of that... Daaaaa-da-daaaa-da-da-daaaa-da-daaaa-daaaa-daaaaa*
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this has nothing to do with anything but :
don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?
it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?
this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that
what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?
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Just shit your pants lol!!
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again this has nothing to do with anything but...
we're living in the 80's again! what's up with all these 'men' acting as femine as women? seriously we're a step away from seeing dudes' wearing make up again
fuck i'm at work putting out cameras for tommorow and i see a group of teenagers come in , all draped in pink....by far the gayest fashion statement , then what tips me off is two of them have that saying "that's hot" on it....fucking damn it that's what paris hilton says! ok i let that slide and continue to put out product. then i take a break and start walking down to the break room and a dude probably 23 /24 years old comes in and i swear to god his eye brows look prettier than Mariah Carey's! they were plucked to per-fuckin-fection.....what the fuck is up with that!!!??? ok ok i exhale and take my break and try to forget about the shit i'm seeing.....i walk back down stairs and head towards my department, and as i walk past the shampoo isle i hear some one going ' hey do you have (insert some exotic hair gel from paris here) ? and i'm all what's that? and dude goes it's hair gel , you see it moisturises your scalp and keeps your hair in line while keeping the volume....i take a step back crack a smile and think to myself "wow , that shit sounded like cindy crawford on one of those shampoo comercials" then i tell dude "naw man i don't know anything about girl products" ...dude gets irritated but he's pussy so he walks away in his pink and green striped ambercrombie shirt and perfectedly shaped hair. ok .....i'm marinating on this a little bit while i'm unpacking boxes and telling my department team member to stock shit, and i over hear two guys going 'hey bobby are we still going to go get those manicures"
Lord God Almighty who art in Heaven!
why is it cool to act gay nowadays?
real dude:
(http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/downloadfestival2005/pix/06_main.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.celebopedia.com/beckham/images/david_beckham.jpg)
again
real dude:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Trejo.jpg/180px-Trejo.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Baby-Bash.jpg)
once more
real dude:
(http://home.twcny.rr.com/shaft/pictures/shaft71.gif)
fag
(http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/19350cam_ron-thumb.JPG)
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again this has nothing to do with anything but...
we're living in the 80's again! what's up with all these 'men' acting as femine as women? seriously we're a step away from seeing dudes' wearing make up again
fuck i'm at work putting out cameras for tommorow and i see a group of teenagers come in , all draped in pink....by far the gayest fashion statement , then what tips me off is two of them have that saying "that's hot" on it....fucking damn it that's what paris hilton says! ok i let that slide and continue to put out product. then i take a break and start walking down to the break room and a dude probably 23 /24 years old comes in and i swear to god his eye brows look prettier than Mariah Carey's! they were plucked to per-fuckin-fection.....what the fuck is up with that!!!??? ok ok i exhale and take my break and try to forget about the shit i'm seeing.....i walk back down stairs and head towards my department, and as i walk past the shampoo isle i hear some one going ' hey do you have (insert some exotic hair gel from paris here) ? and i'm all what's that? and dude goes it's hair gel , you see it moisturises your scalp and keeps your hair in line while keeping the volume....i take a step back crack a smile and think to myself "wow , that shit sounded like cindy crawford on one of those shampoo comercials" then i tell dude "naw man i don't know anything about girl products" ...dude gets irritated but he's pussy so he walks away in his pink and green striped ambercrombie shirt and perfectedly shaped hair. ok .....i'm marinating on this a little bit while i'm unpacking boxes and telling my department team member to stock shit, and i over hear two guys going 'hey bobby are we still going to go get those manicures"
Lord God Almighty who art in Heaven!
why is it cool to act gay nowadays?
real dude:
(http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/downloadfestival2005/pix/06_main.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.celebopedia.com/beckham/images/david_beckham.jpg)
again
real dude:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Trejo.jpg/180px-Trejo.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Baby-Bash.jpg)
once more
real dude:
(http://home.twcny.rr.com/shaft/pictures/shaft71.gif)
fag
(http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/19350cam_ron-thumb.JPG)
Well you seem to be the authority on what a real man is like, thats the kind of knowledge that can onlyu come from years of reasearch, good job man, I'm sure your family is proud that you can tell the difference between "a real man" and a "fag".
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lmao @ jake having to work in a gay salon :D
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^Target actually, but a gay salon is what it's turning into
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again this has nothing to do with anything but...
we're living in the 80's again! what's up with all these 'men' acting as femine as women? seriously we're a step away from seeing dudes' wearing make up again
fuck i'm at work putting out cameras for tommorow and i see a group of teenagers come in , all draped in pink....by far the gayest fashion statement , then what tips me off is two of them have that saying "that's hot" on it....fucking damn it that's what paris hilton says! ok i let that slide and continue to put out product. then i take a break and start walking down to the break room and a dude probably 23 /24 years old comes in and i swear to god his eye brows look prettier than Mariah Carey's! they were plucked to per-fuckin-fection.....what the fuck is up with that!!!??? ok ok i exhale and take my break and try to forget about the shit i'm seeing.....i walk back down stairs and head towards my department, and as i walk past the shampoo isle i hear some one going ' hey do you have (insert some exotic hair gel from paris here) ? and i'm all what's that? and dude goes it's hair gel , you see it moisturises your scalp and keeps your hair in line while keeping the volume....i take a step back crack a smile and think to myself "wow , that shit sounded like cindy crawford on one of those shampoo comercials" then i tell dude "naw man i don't know anything about girl products" ...dude gets irritated but he's pussy so he walks away in his pink and green striped ambercrombie shirt and perfectedly shaped hair. ok .....i'm marinating on this a little bit while i'm unpacking boxes and telling my department team member to stock shit, and i over hear two guys going 'hey bobby are we still going to go get those manicures"
Lord God Almighty who art in Heaven!
why is it cool to act gay nowadays?
real dude:
(http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/downloadfestival2005/pix/06_main.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.celebopedia.com/beckham/images/david_beckham.jpg)
again
real dude:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Trejo.jpg/180px-Trejo.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Baby-Bash.jpg)
once more
real dude:
(http://home.twcny.rr.com/shaft/pictures/shaft71.gif)
fag
(http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/19350cam_ron-thumb.JPG)
Well you seem to be the authority on what a real man is like, thats the kind of knowledge that can onlyu come from years of reasearch, good job man, I'm sure your family is proud that you can tell the difference between "a real man" and a "fag".
offended are you?
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again this has nothing to do with anything but...
we're living in the 80's again! what's up with all these 'men' acting as femine as women? seriously we're a step away from seeing dudes' wearing make up again
fuck i'm at work putting out cameras for tommorow and i see a group of teenagers come in , all draped in pink....by far the gayest fashion statement , then what tips me off is two of them have that saying "that's hot" on it....fucking damn it that's what paris hilton says! ok i let that slide and continue to put out product. then i take a break and start walking down to the break room and a dude probably 23 /24 years old comes in and i swear to god his eye brows look prettier than Mariah Carey's! they were plucked to per-fuckin-fection.....what the fuck is up with that!!!??? ok ok i exhale and take my break and try to forget about the shit i'm seeing.....i walk back down stairs and head towards my department, and as i walk past the shampoo isle i hear some one going ' hey do you have (insert some exotic hair gel from paris here) ? and i'm all what's that? and dude goes it's hair gel , you see it moisturises your scalp and keeps your hair in line while keeping the volume....i take a step back crack a smile and think to myself "wow , that shit sounded like cindy crawford on one of those shampoo comercials" then i tell dude "naw man i don't know anything about girl products" ...dude gets irritated but he's pussy so he walks away in his pink and green striped ambercrombie shirt and perfectedly shaped hair. ok .....i'm marinating on this a little bit while i'm unpacking boxes and telling my department team member to stock shit, and i over hear two guys going 'hey bobby are we still going to go get those manicures"
Lord God Almighty who art in Heaven!
why is it cool to act gay nowadays?
real dude:
(http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/downloadfestival2005/pix/06_main.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.celebopedia.com/beckham/images/david_beckham.jpg)
again
real dude:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Trejo.jpg/180px-Trejo.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Baby-Bash.jpg)
once more
real dude:
(http://home.twcny.rr.com/shaft/pictures/shaft71.gif)
fag
(http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/19350cam_ron-thumb.JPG)
Well you seem to be the authority on what a real man is like, thats the kind of knowledge that can onlyu come from years of reasearch, good job man, I'm sure your family is proud that you can tell the difference between "a real man" and a "fag".
offended are you?
offended? no.
but I do know that these "gay" cats are getting mad pussy. While you rant about your hatred for them while your stuck holding your dick. You should kill all the metros, its the only way to restore balance.
cats...pussy hahah
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98% of these "metro" (a cool way to say gay) cats are bisexual. I didn't do my research, just an estimate based on the few I've come across in my life. I saw chillin' out in Burbank (like usual) the other day, and there were 2 guys walking by with whom I thought were their girls. When I got closer, the dudes were tryin to look prettier than the girls they were with. All for of em probably shop at the same god damn section of the store, buying the same jeans. Shits gettin scary my friends.
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i wish there was some kind of hitler who would just round these metros up in death camps, shit did i just say that
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again this has nothing to do with anything but...
we're living in the 80's again! what's up with all these 'men' acting as femine as women? seriously we're a step away from seeing dudes' wearing make up again
fuck i'm at work putting out cameras for tommorow and i see a group of teenagers come in , all draped in pink....by far the gayest fashion statement , then what tips me off is two of them have that saying "that's hot" on it....fucking damn it that's what paris hilton says! ok i let that slide and continue to put out product. then i take a break and start walking down to the break room and a dude probably 23 /24 years old comes in and i swear to god his eye brows look prettier than Mariah Carey's! they were plucked to per-fuckin-fection.....what the fuck is up with that!!!??? ok ok i exhale and take my break and try to forget about the shit i'm seeing.....i walk back down stairs and head towards my department, and as i walk past the shampoo isle i hear some one going ' hey do you have (insert some exotic hair gel from paris here) ? and i'm all what's that? and dude goes it's hair gel , you see it moisturises your scalp and keeps your hair in line while keeping the volume....i take a step back crack a smile and think to myself "wow , that shit sounded like cindy crawford on one of those shampoo comercials" then i tell dude "naw man i don't know anything about girl products" ...dude gets irritated but he's pussy so he walks away in his pink and green striped ambercrombie shirt and perfectedly shaped hair. ok .....i'm marinating on this a little bit while i'm unpacking boxes and telling my department team member to stock shit, and i over hear two guys going 'hey bobby are we still going to go get those manicures"
Lord God Almighty who art in Heaven!
why is it cool to act gay nowadays?
real dude:
(http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/downloadfestival2005/pix/06_main.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.celebopedia.com/beckham/images/david_beckham.jpg)
again
real dude:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Trejo.jpg/180px-Trejo.jpg)
fag:
(http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Baby-Bash.jpg)
once more
real dude:
(http://home.twcny.rr.com/shaft/pictures/shaft71.gif)
fag
(http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/19350cam_ron-thumb.JPG)
Well you seem to be the authority on what a real man is like, thats the kind of knowledge that can onlyu come from years of reasearch, good job man, I'm sure your family is proud that you can tell the difference between "a real man" and a "fag".
offended are you?
offended? no.
but I do know that these "gay" cats are getting mad pussy. While you rant about your hatred for them while your stuck holding your dick. You should kill all the metros, its the only way to restore balance.
cats...pussy hahah
lol why are you defending them.
and who says i don't get pussy , i have a kid and a baby momma that keeps my ligh saber happy enough to the point where sometimes i turn down sex ,lol. so i'm cool with my pussy stock
like dave mustane said "if you have to dress up or act like a woman to get their attention, you have some deep seeded issues"
and it's like i say "if you have to change yourself in any dramatic/flamboyant way to get pussy, you're
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i wish there was some kind of hitler who would just round these metros up in death camps, shit did i just say that
::shaves mustache into a little sqaure:::
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I would like to know what the original intent of this thread was.