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Title: Facts About Sex
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 18, 2006, 03:51:39 AM
• Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

• All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

• A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200

• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

• Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

• Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch

• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

• According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

• According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

• Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

• The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

• Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

• The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

• Venus observa is the technical term for the missionary position.

• Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

• A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

• A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

• Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

• In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases.

• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

• For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

• The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

• It would take one hour of sex to burn off the calories of 11 Hershey Kisses.

• It will take 32 strokes for an average american to ejaculate.

• Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

• A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.

• Studies show that smoking cigarretes can cause erectile dysfunction.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 18, 2006, 03:57:43 AM
 :drool: Those are some interesting facts.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: CRAFTY on August 18, 2006, 04:06:04 AM
• Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

^^^^Lol. As if it was written on the back of a drink you can buy at your local supermarket. "Hey, want more calories? Drink semen!" LMAO
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Kill on August 18, 2006, 09:20:23 AM
• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

you've just made my day :P
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Soulful on August 18, 2006, 09:49:17 AM
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

lets be honest, that one is pure bullshit!
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 18, 2006, 10:29:45 AM
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

lets be honest, that one is pure bullshit!


A lot of those are. LOL. Interesting though...PeACe
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: suckaa free on August 18, 2006, 10:33:49 AM

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: siccjay on August 18, 2006, 10:48:03 AM
Change that 2,000 to 20,000 and it would be closer.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: BizzyR.I.P. on August 18, 2006, 10:57:36 AM
• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

you've just made my day :P
LMAO

• Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch
:o
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 18, 2006, 11:03:20 AM

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)

thats one i def dont believe
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 18, 2006, 11:10:11 AM

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)

thats one i def dont believe


Actually, that one could be true, cuz beard-growth has a lot to do with hormones, and hormones rage when you're anticipating sex...PeACe
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on August 18, 2006, 12:52:30 PM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 18, 2006, 01:03:32 PM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Mac 10 † on August 18, 2006, 01:59:59 PM
^^ yup

some facts I didnt know there
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER on August 18, 2006, 02:20:11 PM
 A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

after i tell my girl these 3 shell be up for it every night
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 18, 2006, 07:41:27 PM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe

are you sure about that? I thought bo-bo Monkeys have sex for pleasure too....
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 18, 2006, 08:20:40 PM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe

are you sure about that? I thought bo-bo Monkeys have sex for pleasure too....


Could be true, all I know is that dolphins are one of the rare species who do it for plreasure...
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 18, 2006, 08:30:29 PM
Yeah, primates have to. They masterbate, so they gotta have sex for pleasure.

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• Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Don't we all have a fear of venereal diseases? lol
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 18, 2006, 10:10:04 PM
Yeah, primates have to. They masterbate, so they gotta have sex for pleasure.

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• Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Don't we all have a fear of venereal diseases? lol

yes i think we do...
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on August 19, 2006, 01:10:19 AM
By the way, those aren't called 'bobo-monkeys'. They're called bonobos. And apes aren't monkeys, technically speaking.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on August 19, 2006, 01:14:37 AM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe

It is a myth,my friend. I can tell you that it is also completely scientifically proven that for example big cats will have sex with their food trays in captivity. And thats not because they think they might beget little trays, I should think. They just enjoy it.

Also, many animals have sex to maintain their pair bond, which is probably driven by the fact that they tend to like each other better due to the pleasure they give each other.

It is a urban legend that only humans and dolphins do sex because they enjoy it. You're wrong, get over it.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Logic on August 19, 2006, 01:43:58 AM
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• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Everyday I wake up and wish someday I can skeet on chicks like Peter North  :laugh:
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Logic on August 19, 2006, 01:47:44 AM
 :laugh:

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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 19, 2006, 02:36:39 AM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe

It is a myth,my friend. I can tell you that it is also completely scientifically proven that for example big cats will have sex with their food trays in captivity. And thats not because they think they might beget little trays, I should think. They just enjoy it.

Also, many animals have sex to maintain their pair bond, which is probably driven by the fact that they tend to like each other better due to the pleasure they give each other.

It is a urban legend that only humans and dolphins do sex because they enjoy it. You're wrong, get over it.


I'm not wrong, it's a study I know of, idiot...Unless you can PROVE it wrong, shut the fuck up...PeACe
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: ecrazy on August 19, 2006, 02:44:04 AM


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe

It is a myth,my friend. I can tell you that it is also completely scientifically proven that for example big cats will have sex with their food trays in captivity. And thats not because they think they might beget little trays, I should think. They just enjoy it.

Also, many animals have sex to maintain their pair bond, which is probably driven by the fact that they tend to like each other better due to the pleasure they give each other.

It is a urban legend that only humans and dolphins do sex because they enjoy it. You're wrong, get over it.


I'm not wrong, it's a study I know of, idiot...Unless you can PROVE it wrong, shut the fuck up...PeACe
NIK Is NEVER wrong, how dare you  ::)
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 19, 2006, 02:45:19 AM

NIK Is NEVER wrong, how dare you  ::)


 8)
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Kill on August 19, 2006, 05:32:53 AM
^^ note the subtle hint of the rolling-eyes smilie

from what I know, there's four species that can get an orgasm: humans, pigs, dolphins and chimps. It is possible though that except for humans, dolphins are the only ones to have sex not serving the purpose of reproduction. However, I think Z's point was that no animal mates cause they think it's a dope ass thing to reproduce...only they don't think it's a dope ass thing to hit that pussy either...it's pure fucking instinct and they don't even know why they're doing it
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Kill on August 19, 2006, 05:37:05 AM
btw: Bonobos are the only non-humans to look in each other's eyes while having sex

(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: P Nelson on August 19, 2006, 11:44:26 AM


(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)


That shit is sexy as hell...
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on August 19, 2006, 12:53:57 PM
The insect on the penis thing is sick .
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 19, 2006, 06:35:47 PM
btw: Bonobos are the only non-humans to look in each other's eyes while having sex

(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)
 :laugh:
thats crazy!
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Logic on August 19, 2006, 07:57:47 PM


(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)


That shit is sexy as hell...

Because you look like them.
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 20, 2006, 12:50:27 AM


(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)


That shit is sexy as hell...

Because you look like them.


wow.....  ???
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: Crovax on August 20, 2006, 09:36:48 PM
link?
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: AlerG on August 23, 2006, 09:33:35 PM
btw: Bonobos are the only non-humans to look in each other's eyes while having sex

(http://www.nieweirds.be/filess/bonobo-fuck.jpg)
 :laugh:
thats crazy!

does anyone have the full video?  :P

chill
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: acgrundy on August 23, 2006, 09:57:34 PM
^^^I do, but its mostly in nightvision
Title: Re: Facts About Sex
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 24, 2006, 01:19:24 PM
i still cant believe that a guy will ejacaulate 7000 times in his lifetime.... ???
where do they get these numbers?