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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Mr. O on September 12, 2006, 04:34:21 PM
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I liked when homer and his family took a trip to mountain for emergency training that was required at work.
Bart was inside playing with smokey the bear machine.
"who can prevent the forrest fire?" -smokey the bear.
bart pressed "you" button
and
smokey said,"you pressed u, referring to me...i'm sorry you're gonna die." lol
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Lisa won't go out with Ralph, so Chief Wiggum pulls over Homer
Chief: "You got a busted tail light..."
Homer: "Where, I don't see anything"
Chief: "Right, there" *crack*
Homer: "Ya know, one day innocent civilians are gonna stand up to you crooked cops"
Chief: "They are? :-\ ... have they set a date?"
:laugh:
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Lisa won't go out with Ralph, so Chief Wiggum pulls over Homer
Chief: "You got a busted tail light..."
Homer: "Where, I don't see anything"
Chief: "Right, there" *crack*
Homer: "Ya know, one day innocent civilians are gonna stand up to you crooked cops"
Chief: "They are? :-\ ... have they set a date?"
:laugh:
THAT SHIT WAS SO HILIAOUS>>AHAHHAHA
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i got a couple favourites
first was when homer was gonna be the monorail driver; and homer got the question correct that bart asked him.
bart then said he wants to follow in homer's footsteps. and then homer asks bart this:
do you want to change your name to homer junior? the kids can call you hoju!
and then bart says after a 3 second pause: uhhh; ill get back to you on that
another one was during the epsiode where prof. frink was showing bart and lisa their future; during one part, smithers comes in with a a date and all that stuff; then he takes an injection that makes him straight and he goes "I luv BOOBIES" with his hands in the air.
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i got a couple favourites
first was when homer was gonna be the monorail driver; and homer got the question correct that bart asked him.
bart then said he wants to follow in homer's footsteps. and then homer asks bart this:
do you want to change your name to homer junior? the kids can call you hoju!
and then bart says after a 3 second pause: uhhh; ill get back to you on that
another one was during the epsiode where prof. frink was showing bart and lisa their future; during one part, smithers comes in with a a date and all that stuff; then he takes an injection that makes him straight and he goes "I luv BOOBIES" with his hands in the air.
:laugh:
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when homer met his mother is one of my favorites. When bart and lisa play hockey. You had the ralph wiggums greatest line. I won I won... No Ralph your failing english... me fail english that umpossible.
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the angry dad episode by far and the one where homer smokes weed
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22 Short Films about Springfield was hilarious.
So was Lisa's Rival, because of the subplot involving Homer (his sugar scheme).
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the one with the "swear jar"
Todd hears Homer swearing and picks it up...
Maud: "Todd, eat your vegetables"
Todd: "Hell no"
Ned: "What did you say young man?"
Todd: "I said I don't want any damn vegetables"
Ned: "That's it, no bible stories for you tonight mister"
*Todd runs off crying*
Maud: "Oh Neddy, don't you think you were a little hard on him?"
Ned: "Well, you knew I had a temper when ya married me"
LMFAO
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I liked when homer and his family took a trip to mountain for emergency training that was required at work.
Bart was inside playing with smokey the bear machine.
"who can prevent the forrest fire?" -smokey the bear.
bart pressed "you" button
and
smokey said,"you pressed u, referring to me...i'm sorry you're gonna die." lol
that work training one, where they are doing partners
smithers: lenny and carl
lenny: oh nuts
carl looks at him
lenny: errr...................oh nuts
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when homer met his mother is one of my favorites. When bart and lisa play hockey. You had the ralph wiggums greatest line. I won I won... No Ralph your failing english... me fail english that umpossible.
hahahha
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22 Short Films about Springfield was hilarious.
So was Lisa's Rival, because of the subplot involving Homer (his sugar scheme).
*homer in a foreign accent*
in america, first you get the sugar; then you get the power; then you get the women
lol
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U guys remember when they went to japan? THey saw this anime cartoon ..super choclate fighters? All of the sudden they got seizures except homer..and he decided to
drop on the floor and pretend he got seizures too? hAHHA
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^^LMAO...That sounds funny.
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Willie: I've reviewed the new tractors. They're all shite!!
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remember the chubby bart?
THe school had all these junk food machines..and the hip hop soda machine.
When bart destroyed the machine..
it said, "oh we gonnna jack u up, homie"
hahah
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^^ lol that was funny
another moment was when Lisa became the school president.
near the end when Kent Brockman was interviewing Bart and asking about Lisa, Bart goes "Lisa is a nut; she has a rubber butt; when she turns around it goes 'putt putt'" lol.
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^^ lol that was funny
another moment was when Lisa became the school president.
near the end when Kent Brockman was interviewing Bart and asking about Lisa, Bart goes "Lisa is a nut; she has a rubber butt; when she turns around it goes 'putt putt'" lol.
HAHAHAH LMAO
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bart and homer watching "when buildings fall"
*a building falls*
homer: "haha i didn't know that was going to happen"
lisa: "dad, can you please turn it down i'm trying to sleep i have school"
homer: "sweetie, if we didn't listen to the Police...what chance do you have?"
lol...
and when homer builds that huge sugar ball
*lisa and bart run down stairs and start licking the sugar ball*
homer: "hmm...yes children suck daddy's sugar ball"
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bart and homer watching "when buildings fall"
*a building falls*
homer: "haha i didn't know that was going to happen"
lisa: "dad, can you please turn it down i'm trying to sleep i have school"
homer: "sweetie, if we didn't listen to the Police...what chance do you have?"
lol...
and when homer builds that huge sugar ball
*lisa and bart run down stairs and start licking the sugar ball*
homer: "hmm...yes children suck daddy's sugar ball"
lmao...greatest shit ever..
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Lisa won't go out with Ralph, so Chief Wiggum pulls over Homer
Chief: "You got a busted tail light..."
Homer: "Where, I don't see anything"
Chief: "Right, there" *crack*
Homer: "Ya know, one day innocent civilians are gonna stand up to you crooked cops"
Chief: "They are? :-\ ... have they set a date?"
:laugh:
+1 LMAO
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Skywriter: I must deliver the message, its the skywriters code.
Homer: Im so sick of that damn code
LMAO.....we might as well just turn this into a "Simpsons quotes part 2"
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bart and homer watching "when buildings fall"
*a building falls*
homer: "haha i didn't know that was going to happen"
lisa: "dad, can you please turn it down i'm trying to sleep i have school"
homer: "sweetie, if we didn't listen to the Police...what chance do you have?"
lol...
and when homer builds that huge sugar ball
*lisa and bart run down stairs and start licking the sugar ball*
homer: "hmm...yes children suck daddy's sugar ball"
HAHAH i actually remember that shit...is that the one with pink looking candy ball? HAHAH
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Any of ya remember when simpsons went to McBain's house (arnold swarnegaer looking guy) for garge sales...
after they purchased stuff...they couldn't fit all of it in the car...
so homer decide to do TETRIS style..and music tetris game appears...
shifting everythign and everyone into pieces..so they fit in like tetris..lol.
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or who remembers......
*homer driving home from the power plant*
homer: (singing) "simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest man in history
from the, town of Springfield hes about to hit a chestnut tree"
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my fav simpsons episode was when bart's april fools joke lands homer in hospital....there's a flashback where bart thinks of all the times he pissed homer off....there is 2 minutes of nothing but "DOH!!!!".....i laughed so bad i had tears in my eyes
peace
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22 Short Films about Springfield was hilarious.
So was Lisa's Rival, because of the subplot involving Homer (his sugar scheme).
*homer in a foreign accent*
in america, first you get the sugar; then you get the power; then you get the women
lol
Scarface refrence. ;D
And Milhouse being chased by the FBI. :laugh:
"But I did tip off the Feds on the where-abouts of our good friend Milhouse." -Bart
that work training one, where they are doing partners
smithers: lenny and carl
lenny: oh nuts
carl looks at him
lenny: errr...................oh nuts
Actually it is Carl that says "Aww nuts".
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or who remembers......
*homer driving home from the power plant*
homer: (singing) "simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest man in history
from the, town of Springfield hes about to hit a chestnut tree"
that was funny
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My favorite has to be from that soul mate episode. The one where Homer gets fucked up from eating that hot ass pepper.
DOG: Find your soul mate, Homer.
HOMER: Wait a minute. Dogs can't talk!
DOG: Ruff! Ruff!
HOMER: Damn straight!
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My favorite has to be from that soul mate episode. The one where Homer gets fucked up from eating that hot ass pepper.
DOG: Find your soul mate, Homer.
HOMER: Wait a minute. Dogs can't talk!
DOG: Ruff! Ruff!
HOMER: Damn straight!
HAHAH is that the one with the fox? and lighthouse?
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Yes, but I think it was a coyote, not a fox.
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On a trip to capital city (I think)
Lisa: I'm so angry with you Bart.
Bart (chuckles then says: Yeah, you should have seen your face. It looked something like this. (Bart holds a crapply-drawn picture of Lisa saying "I'm a loser!"
shit had me rolling
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THe episode when flanders' house is destroyed by a hurricane and he finally snaps....and the angry dad episode when homer is drenched in green paint....
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i love when simpsons went to england...and bart and lisa got crazy with sweet food..loll their eyes were like this: @.@
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"I'm seeing double... FOUR KRUSTYS!"
My fav episode is probably Lisa taking the Bus. My fav quote is probably above.
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i love when flander was lonely at the dance place...
before that....the kids were playing in the ocean..
and ralph was fuckin' with jellyfish..he got zap!
and he fell back on water and flooded away...to africa..
ralph: "(zap) whoo...look at me...i'm going to africa...to see griaffe...zebra....." and flooded away to africa..HAHAH
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forgot: when homer and flanders go to vegas and flanders gets drunk for the 1st time and they marry to whores! LOL...
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when the kids get snowed in and he goes with flanders in his car to pick them up and they run over something on the road and homer goes "I hope it was Flanders" HAHAHAHA
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forgot: when homer and flanders go to vegas and flanders gets drunk for the 1st time and they marry to whores! LOL...
lol HAHAH they both had to figure out how to get rid of them, right? what happen at the end? forgot
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forgot: when homer and flanders go to vegas and flanders gets drunk for the 1st time and they marry to whores! LOL...
lol HAHAH they both had to figure out how to get rid of them, right? what happen at the end? forgot
they get them drunk & trick them into marrying grampa simpson, then run away i think
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I like the bit in Bart Gets An Elephant when lisa runs in to tell homer that bart and stampey the elephant have run of because they dont want stampey to be sold to Blackheart, an ivory dealer.
Lisa - "Mum , Dad . Bart and Stampey r gone"
Marge - "Oh My Lord"
Lisa - "I bet its because of that horrible ivory dealer , dad."
Homer shouting out the window - "He took bart too ! That wasnt part of r deal blackheart, that wasnt part".
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Some classic homer quotes
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!
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forgot: when homer and flanders go to vegas and flanders gets drunk for the 1st time and they marry to whores! LOL...
lol HAHAH they both had to figure out how to get rid of them, right? what happen at the end? forgot
they get them drunk & trick them into marrying grampa simpson, then run away i think
No that was 2 different episodes. In the first one where they go to Vegas they try to run away and eventually get kicked out of Vegas. In the other episode where the 2 "whores" move to Springfield, one of them (Homer's wife) gets tricked into marrying Grandpa, and the other (Flanders' wife) runs away with her because she is freaked out at how the Fladers' live.
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Some classic homer quotes
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!
lmao
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forgot: when homer and flanders go to vegas and flanders gets drunk for the 1st time and they marry to whores! LOL...
lol HAHAH they both had to figure out how to get rid of them, right? what happen at the end? forgot
they get them drunk & trick them into marrying grampa simpson, then run away i think
No that was 2 different episodes. In the first one where they go to Vegas they try to run away and eventually get kicked out of Vegas. In the other episode where the 2 "whores" move to Springfield, one of them (Homer's wife) gets tricked into marrying Grandpa, and the other (Flanders' wife) runs away with her because she is freaked out at how the Fladers' live.
i stand corrected. i shoulda remembered coz it's a crap ending for the first one.
they try and run away, everyone stops them. then boot them out. didn't make much sense to me.
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Bart gets 'drunk' off of an ALL SYRUP squishy from the kwik-e-mart and joins the cub scouts. The next morning he is trying to figure a way to back out and Marge tells him he has to livewith his decision. Homer interrupts with something like :
"Marge, it's important for the boy to learn how to weasel out of things. It's what seperates us from the animals......(long pause) all except the weasel.
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i liked the hurricane one where marge is all praying in the basement to end the hurricane and as soon as she does the hurricane stops and homer laughs and goes "ha ha, he fell for it" ....i dont' remember how it went exactly but it went something like that.
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i liked the hurricane one where marge is all praying in the basement to end the hurricane and as soon as she does the hurricane stops and homer laughs and goes "ha ha, he fell for it" ....i dont' remember how it went exactly but it went something like that.
haha ya when she starts praying the storm stops and he says "he fell for it... way to go Marge" hahah
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when Kirk Van Houten gets divorced
Kirk: "Homer, I'd like you to meet my new lady, Starla
she's gonna help me get my singing career off the ground"
Starla: "Can I get the keys to the car lover? I feel like changin wigs"
*screech*
Kirk: "My car!" *cassette tape flies out of car* "Ohhh, my demo tape!"
*Homer picks it up, looks at the nerdy picture of Kirk*
Homer: "Can I Borrow a Feelin.... (http://www.thefucksociety.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl1.gif) "
Kirk: "Go ahead Homer, laugh at me"
Homer: "But I already did"
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when Kirk Van Houten gets divorced
Kirk: "Homer, I'd like you to meet my new lady, Starla
she's gonna help me get my singing career off the ground"
Starla: "Can I get the keys to the car lover? I feel like changin wigs"
*screech*
Kirk: "My car!" *cassette tape flies out of car* "Ohhh, my demo tape!"
*Homer picks it up, looks at the nerdy picture of Kirk*
Homer: "Can I Borrow a Feelin.... (http://www.thefucksociety.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl1.gif) "
Kirk: "Go ahead Homer, laugh at me"
Homer: "But I already did"
LMAO
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Some classic homer quotes
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!
Some great ones there.