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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on October 08, 2006, 02:48:19 PM

Title: I just ate glass
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 08, 2006, 02:48:19 PM: So I'm chowing down on my pasta and garlic bread, with my cranberry-pomegranate Perrier on the side, right? When I get towards the middle of my meal, I take a bite, and I hear this loud crunch. I spit out the food and immediately check to see if I broke a tooth or if one of my fillings popped out, but everything was in tact. I sliced the shit outta my gums though.

I look at the food I spit out, and I see glass. Little pieces of glass mixed in. So now I'm paranoid & I'm fearing for my life. I dunno if it was baked into the garlic bread, or if my parents wanted to collect my insurance policy, but I'm gonna have to lay low for awhile. I can't trust nobody.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on October 08, 2006, 02:53:57 PM: Take a razor blade and end it all now for gods sake
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Nutty on October 08, 2006, 02:54:16 PM: lol, shiet, was thinking this was at a resturant or something

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Who's this chicky? She's nice.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: jeromechickenbone on October 08, 2006, 03:00:14 PM: Damn dude hope you didn't swallow none of that shit. I've taken shits that felt like there was glass in there, but I can't imagine actually shitting out some glass. Goo...
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Mac 10 † on October 08, 2006, 03:04:14 PM: :(
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 08, 2006, 03:08:04 PM: Quote from: Nutty on October 08, 2006, 02:54:16 PM

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Who's this chicky? She's nice.
That is the beautiful Eve Laurence

Quote from: Jrome Tha Visualiza on October 08, 2006, 03:00:14 PM
Damn dude hope you didn't swallow none of that shit. I've taken shits that felt like there was glass in there, but I can't imagine actually shitting out some glass. Goo...
I did swallow some of it, no homo :'(
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Jome on October 08, 2006, 03:15:57 PM: You're American, so you should launch a big ass lawsuit, demanding mills of $crilla. 8)
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: J Bananas on October 08, 2006, 03:51:01 PM: you do gotta get that money man, sue them niggas and cop a escalade with 26's!
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: acgrundy on October 08, 2006, 04:05:56 PM: there is actually people who eat a shitload of glass, like in the guiness book of world records. Maybe you have a new calling. You've done it once, why not just improve on that.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 08, 2006, 04:11:07 PM: you betta have some band aids ready when you take a shit. :-\

red koolaid, no homo.

hope all goes smooth though.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 08, 2006, 05:44:10 PM: I could sue mom duke for putting that shit in there, but her money ain't that long so fuck it.

That's the least of my concern right now. I'm scared about shitting this glass out. When I start farting out shards I know I'm in trouble.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: mrtonguetwista on October 08, 2006, 05:51:33 PM: Quote from: Sikotic: Mr. Money In The Bank on October 08, 2006, 02:48:19 PM
with my cranberry-pomegranate Perrier on the side
You're definitely a man's man (no homo).
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: mrtonguetwista on October 08, 2006, 05:52:34 PM: Could've been worse...you could've eaten sawdust and shit out 2 x 4s :)
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Chief on October 09, 2006, 12:11:47 AM: hope your ass turns out ok.. [no homo]..
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: "THE" MoSav on October 09, 2006, 04:05:56 PM: Quote from: Sikotic: Mr. Money In The Bank on October 08, 2006, 02:48:19 PM
So I'm chowing down on my pasta and garlic bread, with my cranberry-pomegranate Perrier on the side, right? When I get towards the middle of my meal, I take a bite, and I hear this loud crunch. I spit out the food and immediately check to see if I broke a tooth or if one of my fillings popped out, but everything was in tact. I sliced the shit outta my gums though.

I look at the food I spit out, and I see glass. Little pieces of glass mixed in. So now I'm paranoid & I'm fearing for my life. I dunno if it was baked into the garlic bread, or if my parents wanted to collect my insurance policy, but I'm gonna have to lay low for awhile. I can't trust nobody.
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LOL!
damn dude, somebody wants you dead...i would stay inside for a few weeks if i was you :-\
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 09, 2006, 05:57:27 PM: Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista: The Legend Continues!! on October 08, 2006, 05:51:33 PM
Quote from: Sikotic: Mr. Money In The Bank on October 08, 2006, 02:48:19 PM
with my cranberry-pomegranate Perrier on the side
You're definitely a man's man (no homo).
Yo, it's good for you. Plenty of antioxidants n shits like dat.......but I should of left it out of my story.
Title: Re: I just ate glass
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 11, 2006, 11:29:56 AM: damn sik no wonder your ass is so paranoid...................

I suggest your ass go see a doc.............4real man