West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on June 23, 2002, 09:26:01 PM
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Yer,,, well when I was drinking tea :P and watching futbol (Brazile`s colour was blue not the usual Yeller) my bloody mate belidered my bullox and I just can`t feel my arse,,,that scumbag scouser >:(...errr,,, that yank tickled me pink WOWSERS! :o
oh shite, Moby is on ;),,, I will be back later. Good day Mate. :-[
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Yer,,, well when I was drinking tea :P and watching futbol (Brazile`s colour was blue not the usual Yeller) my bloody mate belidered my bullox and I just can`t feel my arse,,,that scumbag scouser >:(...errr,,, that yank tickled me pink WOWSERS! :o
oh shite, Moby is on ;),,, I will be back later. Good day Mate. :-[
L M A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lololololol :D
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LMAO
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lets see if tha brits can take a joke like they claim
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your mock english isn't as good as nima's.. we've been training him ;D ;D
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Good day Mate
LMAO
NIK got a little confused at the end there lol
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Yer,,, well when I was drinking tea :P and watching futbol (Brazile`s colour was blue not the usual Yeller) my bloody mate belidered my bullox and I just can`t feel my arse,,,that scumbag scouser >:(...errr,,, that yank tickled me pink WOWSERS! :o
oh shite, Moby is on ;),,, I will be back later. Good day Mate. :-[
LMAO... :D
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Now Lets Get Down To Some True English.. ;)
Charles : Good Day To You Kind Sir. How Is Your Wife?
Alfred : She Is Well, Thank You My Good Man. Did You See The Fracas At The Chelsea Game On Saturday, How Frightful!
Charles : Yeees. A Splendid Result Though What!
Alfred : Indeed. What Time Is Upon Your Watch, Noon?
Charles : Well, A Quarter Too.
Alfred : Delightful, I Must Rush Elizabeth Is Making Tea And Crumpets For Dinner. Would You Care To Join Us?
Charles : Ohh Thank You My Good Man Id Be Most Pleased To!
Ahh A True Brit Can Take The Piss Out Of Themselves And Take A Joke!! ;)
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LMAO@NIK
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Now Lets Get Down To Some True English.. ;)
Charles : Good Day To You Kind Sir. How Is Your Wife?
Alfred : She Is Well, Thank You My Good Man. Did You See The Fracas At The Chelsea Game On Saturday, How Frightful!
Charles : Yeees. A Splendid Result Though What!
Alfred : Indeed. What Time Is Upon Your Watch, Noon?
Charles : Well, A Quarter Too.
Alfred : Delightful, I Must Rush Elizabeth Is Making Tea And Crumpets For Dinner. Would You Care To Join Us?
Charles : Ohh Thank You My Good Man Id Be Most Pleased To!
Ahh A True Brit Can Take The Piss Out Of Themselves And Take A Joke!! ;)
That is how we all talk though
People like Bez are only messing around with their typing
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your mock english isn't as good as nima's.. we've been training him ;D ;D
Alrite Mate :)
I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On.
I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints.
Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.
Cheers Mates.
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^-- class :D
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Alrite Mate :)
I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On.
I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints.
Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.
Cheers Mates.
ROFL!! Brilliant - Im Actually Applaudin That! - Nearly All Was Perfectly Written! Im Well Impressed! ;D
We Have Taught You Well! - I Feel Like A Proud Father
**Note To All : I Am Not Nimas Father!!** ;D
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:-[ Thanks SO Much Mate Without Ya'll I Wouldnt Be Who I Am Today :)
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Damn, that was a good impression
No quasi-Australian stuff like NIK did
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Alrite Mate :)
I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On.
I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints.
Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.
Cheers Mates.
ROFL
Fucking A!
You could be a BBB any day of the week
That sounded like a gay mix with Rud, Overseer & Bez
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Funny!!
the american english/ brittish english thing is allmost as funny as swedish/norwegian.. LoL
kempe flott! jeg er en göy norrman, og jeg oker myge skiier og tycker om att treffe fine jenter!
LoL ;D
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Alrite Mate :)
I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On.
I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints.
Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.
Cheers Mates.
deffinate 9 out of 10!!!
a few words i've have second thoughts on, but spose it's bout what part of England ur trying to be from....
Liked the part bout the pub...it's where most normal 15+ people go and get pissed (drunk 4 u Americans....but lol, u gotta be 21)
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thats the thing tho jay I do talk like this. really. I dont say shit like that dope and gangsta and shit like that but I do say stuff like lad and stuff liek that.
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I know you're dead posh really though Bez
"Bez, time for your tea dear"
"I'll be with you in just one minute mother, I am currently being a "Gangsta rappa" on the World Wide Web. It's jolly good fun"
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LOLOLOL
Oh u a funny motherfucker r u chuckles.
Listen here Birmingham boy I'll wip yer ass. LOL. Nar really tho I am fuckin hard as fuck.
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LMAO@ NIK
btw.....Mate is Australian!!
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/\/\/\ it's not really....aussies jus use it in a different way....like Goo'day mate.....
we jus say...alright mate....(each to their own tho)
and u 2 other brits quit fightin, we all know West Yorkshire owns this bitch!!!!
HUDDERSFIELD 4 LIFE!!! (It's near Leeds, to those that don't know)
Keepin it gangsta for the West Midlands!
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LMAO
NIK got a little confused at the end there lol
What can I do? I`m a bloody Yank,,,
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Alrite Mate :)
I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On.
I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints.
Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.
Cheers Mates.
you forgot too add all the extra smilies :P,,, and bad punctuation,,,you pisflap arse :-X
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Funny!!
the american english/ brittish english thing is allmost as funny as swedish/norwegian.. LoL
kempe flott! jeg er en göy norrman, og jeg oker myge skiier og tycker om att treffe fine jenter!
LoL ;D
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO
-{bLaDe}
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LOL
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LMAO @ good day mate at the end
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wow NIK you have quite the personality