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Title: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 12, 2006, 06:05:48 PM: So I'm at the DMV taking care of my car registration, right? So I'm walking around the DMV, looking for a seat that isn't covered with bubblegum and ass sweat when some large woman, well over 250 pounds (and that's just her ass), standing behind me collapsed and lands on my back. This was one of the biggest tests of strength I've ever had to endure because not only was I not expecting an obese woman to fall on me, but my left knee is fucked up. If it weren't for some kind gentlemen who took that unconscious woman off my back, I dunno if I would be here right now.

I have this feeling she's tied in with the plot to kill me. These muthafuckas are getting creative. They don't even wanna make it look like murder no more.
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on October 12, 2006, 06:07:33 PM: Why do fat ladies always tip over? :stupid:
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on October 12, 2006, 06:13:25 PM: they trynna get u sikotic, u better stay on ur p's and q's ya dig?
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: J Bananas on October 12, 2006, 06:32:13 PM: maybe ur mom pushed her on you, just something to think about
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Just Another Sunny day in California on October 12, 2006, 06:33:03 PM: Quote from: Sikotic: Mr. Money In The Bank on October 12, 2006, 06:05:48 PM
So I'm at the DMV taking care of my car registration, right? So I'm walking around the DMV, looking for a seat that isn't covered with bubblegum and ass sweat when some large woman, well over 250 pounds (and that's just her ass), standing behind me collapsed and lands on my back. This was one of the biggest tests of strength I've ever had to endure because not only was I not expecting an obese woman to fall on me, but my left knee is fucked up. If it weren't for some kind gentlemen who took that unconscious woman off my back, I dunno if I would be here right now.

I have this feeling she's tied in with the plot to kill me. These muthafuckas are getting creative. They don't even wanna make it look like murder no more.

if you happen to leave us i'll be kind enough to take that beautiful honey in your avatar off your hands 8)
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: WC Iz Active on October 12, 2006, 08:01:41 PM: Damn Sikotic you are a marked man lol. The glass story is still the funniest to me but this shit is hilarious to. They are really expanding their operation here, now they have hired a obese woman to try and take you out. Man who knows whats next
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on October 12, 2006, 08:03:27 PM: Quote from: Cali'z Finest on October 12, 2006, 08:01:41 PM
Damn Sikotic you are a marked man lol. The glass story is still the funniest to me but this shit is hilarious to. They are really expanding their operation here, now they have hired a obese woman to try and take you out. Man who knows whats next
my moneys on a poisonous cockroach thats trained to climb in his mouth while hes sleeping. keep your mouth closed homie
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 12, 2006, 08:05:14 PM: Quote from: da flayboyant 2 on October 12, 2006, 08:03:27 PM
my moneys on a poisonous cockroach thats trained to climb in his mouth while hes sleeping. keep your mouth closed homie
I made a habit of that since my 18 month bid in County.
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Raspass on October 12, 2006, 08:06:14 PM: Did you get to feel her up ? :D
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on October 12, 2006, 09:01:28 PM: ur gonna have lay low Sikotic, and watch ur back & looker over ur shoulder, and not sleep anymore.....but besides that u shud be fine
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 12, 2006, 09:05:29 PM: Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on October 12, 2006, 09:01:28 PM
ur gonna have lay low Sikotic, and watch ur back & looker over ur shoulder, and not sleep anymore.....but besides that u shud be fine
LOL either way I'll end up dead

Quote from: Raspass on October 12, 2006, 08:06:14 PM
Did you get to feel her up ? :D
She was really warm. It felt like someone put a heated blanket on my back and put it on full blast. :-\

In case anyone cares, she was okay. She passed out from exhaustion......can you blame her?
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: LAKERS_FAN89 on October 12, 2006, 10:41:22 PM: Why she was at DMV' it was no food tho
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 12, 2006, 11:34:00 PM: fuckin fat ass bitches.....i feel ur pain sik...a fat bitch fell and landed on my legs when i was only 12...
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 12, 2006, 11:58:08 PM: ill say it again:

Final Destination.
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: late night on October 13, 2006, 12:44:20 AM: lol sorry to laff sikotic but when fat bitches fall that shits funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHY9F5mkmEo ;D
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Chief on October 13, 2006, 01:55:26 AM: i've been crushed by a dude weighing around 150kg before... wasnt cool... moral of story, dont train with people 2x your weight..
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on October 13, 2006, 08:45:21 AM: Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on October 12, 2006, 10:41:22 PM
Why she was at DMV' it was no food tho

Her real plan was to eat the victim of her falling antics...The bitch simply started sweating and fell unconscious in the middle of her diabolical scheme.
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 13, 2006, 11:47:38 AM: Quote from: outlaw+immortal on October 13, 2006, 12:44:20 AM
lol sorry to laff sikotic but when fat bitches fall that shits funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHY9F5mkmEo ;D

oh shit! :laugh:
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on October 15, 2006, 06:19:36 PM: Quote from: Sanford & Son on October 13, 2006, 11:47:38 AM
Quote from: outlaw+immortal on October 13, 2006, 12:44:20 AM
lol sorry to laff sikotic but when fat bitches fall that shits funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHY9F5mkmEo ;D

oh shit! :laugh:
hahaha
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: Doggystylin on October 18, 2006, 12:38:17 PM: Quote from: Now_I_Know on October 13, 2006, 08:45:21 AM
Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on October 12, 2006, 10:41:22 PM
Why she was at DMV' it was no food tho

Her real plan was to eat the victim of her falling antics...The bitch simply started sweating and fell unconscious in the middle of her diabolical scheme.

sounds like a line out of a eminem verse

oh and LMFAO @ he dmv thing, my nigga
Title: Re: A fat woman almost fell on me at the DMV
Post by: QuietTruth on October 18, 2006, 12:52:15 PM: Holy shit, LFMAO!!!! But I don't understand how she landed on your back? Where you layin down or sumthin'?