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DUBCC - Tha Connection => Outbound Connection => Topic started by: GangstaBoogy on November 23, 2006, 10:08:07 PM
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This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...
"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
- Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"
"Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
Boo a nigga at home, yup I'm in my prime but
He's by far the best player on the team
Then they turn around & drop him to the bottom of the line up
Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
Cuz this the only city he got somethin to prove
And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Cuz you can't be the man when you're on the same team as Jeeter"
- Joe Budden "Broken Wings Freestyle"
"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
- Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"
"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
- Cyssero "I'm a Rider"
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nice thread... I'll think of some
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"I play these bitches like Dr. J played basket ball"
-Too $hort
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there's much more but I can't think of any right now...
"girl I come 1st, you 2nd like Sammy Sosa" - Soopafly
"wear rubbers so I don't go out like Shawn Kemp" - Hi-C
"level gambino, throw bombs like I'm Dan Marino
Buick with 20s on em, cuban ladies in the Regal" - Kool Keith
"on deck with penis out
pine tar like Tony Perez" - Kool Keith
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This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...
"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
- Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"
"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
- Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"
"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
- Cyssero "I'm a Rider"
That Eddy Curry line was :o He had one about the the gun make you shake like Mahmoud Abdul Rauf or something like that.
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I'm a franchise like a Houston Rocket - Jay Z
In Houston I'm number one like I'm in the place of McGrady - Chamillionaire
So we rock it like Tracy McGrady, Send it to Houston in a gray Mercedes - Game
Around y'all (We stand tall) As who? (Yao Ming) Y'all mean? - Crooked I
You ain't Jordan, you're Magic, you used to be sick - J.R Writer
I throw bullets at your niggas like Testaverde - Forgot who
Gotta make moves like Olajuwon - Jay Z
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You ain't Jordan, you're Magic, you used to be sick - J.R Writer
Tight line.
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i'm from the western conference, like kobe or james worthy - brotha lynch hung
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"so with the heat i commense a peak out the window,waitin,run out the indo,shakin niggas like barry sanders cuz they weak" - brotha lynch hung
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"i'm a raider, warrior, straight Oakland athletic shake niggas like michael vick run em over like jerome bettis" - Keak
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Fuck Bird and all this scoring shit, cause I'll say Magic, Ewing, Jordan, Olajuwon, Isiah and Barkley - Lench Mobb
I love the Lakers now cos now they got Shaq O'Neal, It's time to make a million dollars and that's for real - Snoop
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, The Lakers beat the Supersonics - Ice Cube
My coke come white like Barkley's wife - N.O.R.E
So many!
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"My niggaz take no like Kobe" MED
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"I steal clientele, shortstop like Derek Jeter
I'm ill for mail, will jump out the two seater" - Mac Dre
"we don't Halle like Berry, we Barry like Bonds" - Mac Dre
"I'm addictive like J.R. Rider and chronic" - E-40
"I'll make UCLA like the great Ken Norton" - Defari
"Pac-10 like Kenny Lofton" - Defari
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I'm an NY G, like Jeremy Shockey - 40 Cal
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I'm an NY G, like Jeremy Shockey - 40 Cal
that's kind of a reach...
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"Nate ridin with me, Snoop ridin with me
All you other niggaz used to be good like Ken Griffey" -The Game
"Game on the rebound like Ben Wallace in the D-Town
I mean Chi-Town, fuck it it can go down" -The Game
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"You wanna get acquainted with me, you wana know me?
From 3 point range with a glock i shoot better than Kobe"
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"A lot of niggaz shit sound dated
I'm like Shaq, franchise player just got traded
to the number one team in the league"
Get You Some by Busta Rhymes
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“Y’all think i’m spelling Iverson, when the beef all done
’cause you’ll be on IV in the ER, SON” - 40 Cal.
oh and GZA's - Queen's Gambit, the whole damn song. off of Grandmasters.
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"I play these bitches like Dr. J played basket ball"
-Too $hort
Wow that nigga actually took the time to write that crap down on paper?
"I'll make UCLA like the great Ken Norton" - Defari
Ahh I get it, make you see L.A. that's nice.
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That's the first I remembered.
"You ain't ready for daddy, boy I do this for fun
It's like you versus Kobe ballin' one on one
You ain't got no chance, you ain't got no fans
I kick the shit out you punk, look momma no hands"
Snoop Dogg - The Bidness
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"Back 2 back, Meech and Snoop it's like Kobe and Shaq
how you like that?"
Snoop
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"I'm goin back-to-back-back, Kobe and Shaq" - Defari
"clear the lane, comin through like Kobe, you can't hold me, you can't stop me" - Xzibit
"nah we ain't like Kobe & Shaq
it's Magic and Kareem nigga ShowTime is back" - Snoop
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GOT MY 45 ON ME LIKE JORDAN WHEN HE CAME BACK
--QUOTA OF TWIN BEREDAZ
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"So put the hundreds in the bag,or amma put the eagle to your helmet and the 5th to your chest like donovon mcnabb" - Game
"And il let em all go like the Lakers did elton, eddie and mick" - Game
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Old school reference:
[GZA]
Run on the track like Jesse Owens
Broke the record flowin, without any knowin
That my wordplay run the 400 meter relay
It's on once I grab the baton from the DJ
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"I shoot better whenever the heat comes like the homie kobe"-Crooked I
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"Hittin never miss rep yo click and throw 'em high
Because Chamillionaire's the anwser to the game like Allen I" - Chamillionaire
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* had to up this one for these 2 Lil Weezy lines...
" I ball and you just Erick Dampier dog
I'm dirty I get my Bill Laimbeer on"
- Lil Wayne, "Swizzy Remix"
"When it comes down to this recordin
I must be Lebron James if he's Jordan
No I won rings for my performance
I'm more Kobe Bryant of an artist
Same team, same coach, been startin
...same triangle offense
I come through the lane like a dodge and
Referee niggas is lame they call charges"
- Lil Wayne, "Dough is What I Got"
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You ain't never been out the hood? dont go to far
12 guage shotty, with a pump like Joe Dumars
-The Game, "Ride With Me.
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"Buy you ice like Kobe wife, we're sorta like Goldie right, I will make you a celebrity overnite"
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This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...
"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
- Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"
"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
- Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"
"Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
Boo a nigga at home, yup I'm in my prime but
He's by far the best player on the team
Then they turn around & drop him to the bottom of the line up
Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
Cuz this the only city he got somethin to prove
And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Cuz you can't be the man when you're on the same team as Jeeter"
- Joe Budden "Broken Wings Freestyle"
"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
- Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"
"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
- Cyssero "I'm a Rider"
Looks like Joe budden know his sports uh
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"Y'all muthafuckas know me/I smoke a lot of weed/Sayin' fuck a pass like Kobe" - Snoop in "The Wash"
"I'll run through they ass just like Jerome Bettis" - Hi-C
"I run through holes like Walter Payton, on the daily/I got your main bitch swallowin my babies" - The Game
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I don't remember the whole verse, but I will never forget this line by Defari
Feelin good,
Like when the Lakers Traded Vlade
8) 8) And that was so true too...
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i hardly rate kanye as a mc but this line is hot
"We hit the spot to chill, with the Fuki grill, She ordered Kobe beef like Shaquille O’Neal" - Back Like That Remix
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"Who slam harder? Onyx or vince Carter?"
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Just about every Joe Budden song/freestyle
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One I can remember
Rappers fly high then got suicidal
Tryna imitate Jim Jones endin up like Cory Lidel
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One I can remember
Rappers fly high then got suicidal
Tryna imitate Jim Jones endin up like Cory Lidel
great line!
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Bitch my dick is authentic like a throwback jersey, ask yourself are you Worthy?
-jayo felony
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"You ain't heard the latest, Weezy F. the greatest, battle anybody nigga fuckin' wit ya favorite
It's a new game and I'm the coach like Avery
Leave it to the flow and get the dough like a bakery"
"Young Carter darlin', understand I am Michael Jordan ballin'
Yes, I'ma dog, I'm a Hoya homie
I'm a boss and ya man's just an employer mami, lemme upgrade u"
-lil wayne - upgrade you-
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ras kass..
when i rhyme im taking off from the baseline with my nutts in yo face like scottie pippen as oppose to flippin chickens'
defari bit ras .. cuz ima make you U-C-L-A like Ed O Bannon
like chris webber u callin for Sudden Death cuz you callin for time outs when u got no time left
'now ima drop the bomb like a one-armed wide reciever'
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"I drop the mic and do the Heisman pose" - King Tee
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The quaterback well protected from the Warren Sapp
The young heart attack, i spit that cardiac- Lil Wayne
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" Im golden like the boy de la hoya "
- Me
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"I'm the reason lamar odom was traded off tha roster" - ghostface killa 'fire'
"Yea tha same place that they said carmelo got robbed at, but i talked to him he said it didnt happen. nigga u play ball i'll be tha rapper. give a fuck about this nba ass nigga anyways man...aint hatin nigga i play ball man im jealous man you aint play for tha lakers anyways you PUNK"
-Game "my confessions"
"bitches like Carmelo Anthony"
-Kurupt "Thats it"
"down here yea...they took carmelos chain at tha all star game round here yea..."
-Game "Down here"
"What if Kobe never let shaq and phil go"
-Ras Kass "What if"
i have plenty more...i love nba references (no homo)
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"move birdies like a Falcons jersey" - Yukmouth
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"I'll have your whole family mourning like Alonzo" - Duddy ken
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When they say these things, I wear the 4-5 in LA like I'm AC Green - Game (Gutter)
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Niggaz screamin' mayday 'cause Ren is kickin' ass like Pele
Makin' fools run like it's a relay
But ain't no fools runnin' sprints in shorts
It's just niggaz shootin' dice on the basketball courts
MC REN
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ICE CUBE IT WAS A GOOD DAY - I HAD THE WEEED SHE HAD THE CHRONIC THE LAKERS BEAT THE SUPERSONICS - CLASSIC LINE RIGHT THERE
LIGHT THIS JOINT LIKE JORDAN HIT IT WITH ME EYES CLOSED - OUTLAWS OFF OF YUKMOUTH UGA VOL 2
FABOLOUS-- I GOT A DAN MARINO ARM IM ABOUT TO THROW SOME BULLETS PASS EM - 6 MIN OF DEATH LIL WAYNE, FAB, CASSIDY